boooooo

[mrsterlingeverything]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

[inkpun]

At first glance I thought this was fried rice

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[skopostheorie]

Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[quaggly]

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[catchymemes]

[speedlimit15]

indeed search easy jobs for losers

[teamjacobthot]

[notesofacrocodile1994]

[themeadowscene]

when people are like “it would have been better if Bella and Edward had both dated other people before and just liked each other a normal amount to start out with and weren’t so dramatic and codependent” I think you might just want to be reading a different book. a different genre even

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it's crazy that madame tussauds has been around since the 1800s. they barely had celebrities back then. "ooh its a wax sculpture of voltaire" bitch how would you know

[zillazumi]

there's something to be said about carlisle's 20 years with the volturi. something homosexual i think

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

does anyone know if it’s happening to everybody