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28 just havin a blast ✌🏾️👁🌻

[podencos]

[fruitblr]

— Midnight Margaritas!

Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

[aidashakur]

[thefloweredblade]

Vintage wlw will forever own my heart. We have been here for ages, and we won’t leave.

[classycookiexo]

THIS

[girltentacles]

I like the phrase “hell if I know” because it implies that if I in fact do know it will bring about hell on earth

[roadwhores]

"we need to bring back x" it starts with YOU

[roadwhores]

"we need to bring back inviting people over for coffee and cake" invite people over for coffee and cake. "we need to start watching films on dvd" start watching films on dvd. don't wait for something to become a trend to start doing it.

[c3po]

i think i may have some issues

[nothingtodotonight]

What issues?

[c3po]

r u species cuz ur acting invasive

[girlfriendnumber16]

All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.

[yugiohz]

the thing that gave you anxiety attacks for 2 years straight will be resolved on a random Wednesday morning btw

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

I have a short fuse when it comes to things like this. They’ll be too loud or something and I’d snap and tell them to stop…

Neurodivergent Girl

[cocohawty]

It’s amazing what weed and an orgasm can do for you.

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

[louisegluckpdf]

girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]