Better Than The Award

making life changes

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Oh, sweet Jesus man.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

🤣🤷🏼‍♂️.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

😂🤣

[porterr-robinson]

[candiikismet]

IV been laughing all morning lmao wtf

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[learnandletgo]

you’re going to meet someone who’s sun rises and sets for you… wait for it

[sentry-34]

yet people be like:

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[tredlocity]

i swear if i have to listen to bongo bongo bongo he dont wanna leave the congo one more fucking time

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

@mojave-red you on buzzfeed

[stream]

Goatface: A Comedy Special

[2000ish]

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[udunie]

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

[done-with-your-bs]

[atepa09]

SCIENCE!

[pr1nceshawn]

If Classic Paintings Had Been Made Today.

[thebelchers]

[liberalsarecool]

Police in Jasper, Alabama flashing white power hand signs. These low lifespan got suspended, but they should be fired.

Not all cops? My ass.

[monterrang-parkin]

DAM IT I SAW ALL OF THEM!

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

well

that’s embarrassing

[picketsmodblog-deactivated20181]

I see /pol/’s stupid hoax is still making it’s rounds

[alaija]

Pol makes a hoax post mocking that idiot leftists will believe anything if couched in enough leftist nonsense.

Liberalsarecool falls for it.

I for one am shocked!

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

@liberalsarecool your brain is almost as smooth as someone who defends porn

[manic-gothic-octopi]

@liberalsarecool I take back all the horrible things I’ve said to you over the years, I wasn’t aware of your mental deficiencies at that time.

[white-isis-deactivated20191218]

so this is what advanced mental retardation looks like

[graveyardbabyhorrorqueen]

MILO IS MARRIED TO A BLACK MAN, HE LITERALLY SUCKS BLACK DICK AND YOURE GONNA CALL HIM A WHITE SUPREMICIST? And that’s obviously just the tip of the iceberg. Dear God people are stupid.

[klubbhead]

He’s sucking the white out of that black dude

[arguablybetterthantheaward]

Are we also going to disregard that’s the hand symbol for kappa alpha psi? A historically black fraternity?

[throwbackblr]

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Waffle House is the ideal place to go to During any apocalyptic event

[nylaporp]

May I ask why? Besides the fact that it has food it has lots of windows and there are more better options

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

Well for one, as Waffle House is in the South, the patrons typically either have firearms on their person or in their vehicles.

Also, being in the south, we have a lot of country boys and rednecks, and they happen to be very good at improvising.

Waffle House doesnt close for anything and i mean that quite literally. No power outage, no natural disaster, nothing can close a Waffle House unless the building is gone.

Waffle House employees have seen it all. Nothing can phase them

Usually theyre by a main road, highways usually, as well as gas stations etc so various places to get supplies

No one is going to immediately think to go to Waffle House so you dont have to worry abput mobs of people

[nylaporp]

I live in the south and I see where your coming from. We do have lots of people down here that are smart in the survival area. As a Texan who’s been to Waffle House and has spent some of her life in the country I see your point and your probably right.

[canadian-kazoo-god]

never been to one but that sounds pretty snazzy

[nylaporp]

They are very good and I love them. Put it seems you only go there at 3 am in the morning

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

When i was a kid my dad and i would go ther for breakfast every morning. Now I typically go there when i need to sober up

[arguablybetterthantheaward]

I feel that waffle house would be a place where it’s just a safe zone. Everybody would have their guns but when they walk in there’s no fighting it’s just waffles. Like the hotel from John wick

[tinyandspooky-deactivated201809]

Beyoncé’s brand uses sweatshop labor. but the only POC that matter to her are the “oppressed” american ones.

[heartofappalachia]

But…but shes a role model!!!