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Frozen II Teaser Trailer (x)

ethanhunt-deactivated20230911

Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid. Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride & Prejudice (2005)

goldcrescent

be soft

but be ready

rainbowkarolina

⎯ Why Did It Have To Be Me?

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

parkerroosarchive

okay but seriously i don’t think i’m ever gonna stop talking about mamma mia 2 like that is how you do a sequel.

stayblondebaby

Donna and Bill

awwww-cute

An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded

sweet-bitsy

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME

BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP

AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD

UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED

aphony-cree

It must have been counting the sheep as it herded them

drgrlfriend

Oh, man, I can’t help but try my hand at this: My naym is dog I wurk the farm I see the flocke Comes tu no harme And wen I’m dun With ayl the sheep I jumpe on top I go tu sleepe

garcon-manque

so one skywalker twin took magic lessons from a frog, killed his dad, and fucked off to an abandoned island in his bathrobe. the other skywalker twin gunned down space nazis, hooked up with han solo, and governed the free galaxy with snark and hair like a botticelli painting. and you’re telling me *luke* is the one i should be inspired by?

redandpointy

Truth.

mandatheginger-deactivated20170

PREACH!

igxbaddies

icicle-frost

real life Allura y'all

emmrichvolkaryn

dino-mazing

latex-salesman

pochowek

Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional

macleod

flightless-wings

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

imperfectkreis

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

melaniesole-blog

She broke that shit down so beautifully

black--lamb-blog

women are masterminds and i love it

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

crystalsoulslayer

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.