MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS.ย strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.
โ weโre gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. โ
โ maybe there was something else going on with him. โ
โ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. โ
โ thatโs what happened to those people in france. โ
โ you gotta be fond of wind. โ
โ you gotta love squeaky shoes. โ
โ down to the vaults we go. โ
โ itโs definitely something. โ
โ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. โ
โ not even a little bit of concern on his face. โ
โ youโre an idiot. โ
โ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. โ
โ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. โ
โ you just tasted history. โ
โ i canโt see the top of my head. โ
โ no one can see the top of your head except god. โ
โ the fancy boy stairs. โ
โ weโre fancy boys. โ
โ a couple of american schmucks. โ
โ weโre both dipshits. โย
โ iโm one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. โ
โ and heโs even dumber than me. โ
โ yes, iโm dumber than him. โ
โ you son of a bitch. โ
โ itโs a weird one. โ
โ iโm jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. โ
โ thatโs a โ thatโs what heads are. โ
โ we call ourselves hole butts. โ
โ all hail the obelisk. โ
โ this sounds like a nightmare. โ
โ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. โ
โ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. โ
โ this is like a thimble on an apple. โ
โ who chopped a nunโs head off? โ
โ itโs just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. โ
โ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. โ
โ so youโve resorted to orbs now? โ
โ enjoy that juicy orb. โ
โ iโm gonna enjoy this juicy orb. โ
โ youโve got orbs in your brain! โ
โ if youโre in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. โ
โ youโll be happy to know that the boys are gone. โ
โ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. โ
โ thatโs us. weโre the ghouligans. โ
โ youโre off the team. โ