I don't care!

Seriously!

[funnystories]

Funny Story

So one time in class my friend had brought an entire new bag of goldfish and class hadn’t started yet so we were all talking and everything. So her goldfish bag was on her desk when the bell rang. Once she started to sit down, she accidentally bumped the bag and the entire bag of goldfish spilt upside down in someone else’s backpack.

[space-cadet-sarah]

I had to read this a second time after I realized the goldfish were not real, live fish.

[vicioussmiles]

[space-cadet-sarah]

So this show is called Clone High and it only survived for one season even though it’s pretty hilarious. Also really weird. Anyways you can watch it all for free here

The concept is a high school populated by clones of famous historical figures. The main characters are the teenage clones of Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Gandhi, John F. Kennedy, and Cleopatra.

[letfaithbeyourguide]

i’m highly attracted to someone who has been through things in life. i don’t want someone who is always rainbows and butterflies. is it strange that i am comforted by the darkness in someone?

[cloudbusting85]

Shut the fuck up

[whothehellisharry1-deactivated2]

This is what a halsey/the 1975 collab would sound like

[space-cadet-sarah]

(but seriously though shut the fuck up)

[kalliebethh-blog]

Sorry wanna be "country girls" but.......

When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.

[myrtlewilson]

country girl appropriation is real and it is out there

[space-cadet-sarah]

[sofastudies]

If you should be studying clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you’re on tumblr “refreshing” clap your hands

*clap clap*

If you’re trying to do well

but you’re in procrastination hell

If you should be studying do it now.

[space-cadet-sarah]

*clap clap*

[space-cadet-sarah]

How does time fly dammit I was just messing around on my computer before bed and holy fuckles now it’s 3am

[space-cadet-sarah]

Have you ever seen a giraffe run? That shit is weird.

[space-cadet-sarah]

The people at Windows: “Now, for Windows10, rather than fixing bugs and improving applications of Windows8, I suggest we just change everything.’

[space-cadet-sarah]

When a family member is being rude to me over facebook I literally just use as many smiley faces and exclamation points as possible. My aunt was being her usual classic ‘middle-aged-wine-drinking-bitchy-white-woman-with-clearly-fake-titties’ earlier today and I was :) losing :) my :) damn :) mind! :) But that’s okay cause I :) ain’t :) about :) that :) hatin :) life :))) !!!!

[tatehorror]

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

[filsdepute333]

This is me

[space-cadet-sarah]

What happens when I’m talking to my friend that lives across the country

[space-cadet-sarah]

Release Date; August 5th 2016

[space-cadet-sarah]

You know what’s stupid? A moon is a hunk of junk orbiting a planet, and there are more of them in this universe than we can fathom. The ones we know of, we give them names.

EXCEPT.

We just call Earth’s moon “The Moon.” Like yes, it is THE moon. No sensible name for it like all the other moons. Just, “the moon.”

[space-cadet-sarah]

#Do I look like a Frank

[neonjungleworld]

[space-cadet-sarah]

For an onion to make you cry you kinda need to SLICE IT THE FUCK OPEN. ARE YOU SLICING OPEN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

[space-cadet-sarah]

Hmm… My house smells like weed but I’m not smoking it…

[lukeskywalkersgay-deactivated20]

I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THESE HD TFA GIFS I’M GONNA NUT

[space-cadet-sarah]

I wish I could be THAT excited about literally anything