I Main Mercy Cause Im Trash

I'm Cat 19/F/Living Meme. My Battlenet is Whisper#11109. I run a genji rp blog at Madaxmada.

[pinchitosmcpupas]

“What you doin’, son?”

This joke is as old as the sun but I don’t care

[hippopotamusdreamer]

Can you guys just imagine

Reinhardt doing the following:

screaming at D.Va and Lucio to “GET REKT SKRUBS, I AM 100% GERMAN MLG PRO” because he’s our generation shit poster so that means our language is gonna be old skool slang

 The younger ones wonder why he always whispers in awe at every frog he sees, “The rarest pepe…”

Buying Lucio a unicycle on his birthday and just keels over in laughter when he actually learns to ride it but still loves his froggy grandchild

He insists on making his entrances to the opening line of “All Star.”

Sending everyone a Rick Roll on April Fools but it back fires cause that meme is so dead they all just think it’s a good song he wanted to share with them

Pharah keeps wondering who keeps writing “much shiny” and “so protection” and “wow” on her Anubis suit in dry erase marker.

The first time Reaper gets struck in the face with the cling on wrap on the door frame trick, Reinhardt does a spit take For Effect™

The second time, he nearly busts a gut

THE THIRD TIME, he almost gets a heart attack

Reaper now has to use his wraith form through every doorway in the bunker

Mercy doesn’t know who “Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins” is, but knows if she hears Reinhardt bellow it ONE MORE TIME, he’s going to need a lot of healing

Doesn’t call it chocolate milk, he has to say hot choclety milk and always offers it

Everyone just thinks that’s how the Germans say it until a few of them get a mission over there and ask for some in a restaurant and the servers are like “you mean hot chocolate ????”

No one understands why 4:20 pm is his favorite part of the day.

No one understands why this giant old man just suddenly plops into fountains and other bodies of water, armor and all

No one in Overwatch owns a cow, so why does he keep swearing dishonor on them when they lose a match?

Especially to Hanzo?????

Why does he keep yelling  "VAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!!“ And pointing at people’s feet?

And who is this Daniel and what has he done that is so damning???

Mei is confused about why Reinhardt has to announce her whereabouts by saying “Winter is coming.”

Thanks @lwannagothere for helping me come up with this list

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

On the other side

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[buyakasha]

i couldn’t resist

[rasticore]

when u say gg but it wasn’t gg it was bg

[lordcommanderspankle]

[grisser]

How American cleans the kitchen

[wakairyuu]

its BBC so doesn’t that mean its Brittish?

[filthymercymain-blog]

It's British but the voice over is American. I'm pretty sure it's making fun of America's love of guns/gun laws

[9uys]

this has probably been done before, but

[october-wing]

Not taking any chances

[evienator]

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

[josdolf-hitbbels]

For the sake of superstition - help me pass my german exam pls

[captaingoebbels]

Please I need it next Tuesday

[sgtmaj-reynolds-deactivated2018]

I need this for the rest of this school year.

[manganow]

Pikachu, OMG!!!

[crashboombanger-deactivated2018]

Visit Original Link

i had to do it

thank you luoiae

and anon

[luoiae]

HAHAHA OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL that ending!!!!!! you’re beautiful thanks anon and thanks cbb… for making dreams come true…

[luoiae]

happy birthday undertale… uhhh lol

[obviousplant]

Thanks a lot, heathens.

[iwtbat]

@thespudofwisdom guess who’s gonna make the first winter in the philippines

[thespudofwisdom]

winter more like 

sinter

[awesomevines]

[farvann]

Gowaaayyy

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[bigplantmom-blog]

norn chicks have no chill

[antisocialxconstruct]

This is beautiful.

[floraldemoservice]

She IS called Razortongue.

Carry on you beautiful bear.

[charr-salad]

Omfg, the fact that this is ambient dialogue too….. it’s perfect

[pixelonline]

She and the lady charr warrior from the bar in The Black Citadel should team up and go on adventures of shutting down every fuckboi in Tyria.

[basbobibbins]

Shitpost on weekend