Slasher Simp

I write for slashers... Requests: OPEN Matchups: OPEN Masterlist

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Request Info and Character List

(Specify what format you want me to write for headcannons, one shot …)

Masterlist  

I will not write for:

pedophilia

childbirth

urine/feces

And just anything that I am not okay with

What I will write:

fluff

angst

maybe nsfw

matchups

slasherxslasher 

slasherxreader

DBD content

Who I write for:

Michael Myers (RZ or OG)

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Poly Ghostface (Billy & Stu)

Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen

Hannibal Lecter (TV show)

Brahms Heelshire 

Patrick Bateman

Amanda Young

Bo Sinclair

Lestat (Interview with a vampire)

Louis (Interview with a vampire)

Otis Driftwood

Michael Emerson

Sarah Roberts(The Hunger)

Miriam Blaylock(The Hunger)

Hellboy

Heisenberg

Lady Dimitrescu

Carlos Oliveira

Most of the people from DBD (I will do pre entity)

(I will not write things like Michael Myers x Laurie Strode idc if you're referring to 2018 Michael where they aren’t siblings it’s still weird and I’m not ok with that)

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Spending the Holidays with Slashers & Misc.

(I was having trouble posting this so it's a bit late. I also might make a pt.2 if I can think of more things)

Michael Myers

Doesn't acknowledge it as a real holiday.

Get's pissy because everyone leaves home to go on vacation and there's no one to kill.

As soon as one kid mistakes him for a pale Santa he just heads home and calls it a night.

Billy Loomis

Spends the night before Christmas stressing out trying to figure out how to wrap a present(So does Stu by affiliation)

When you come downstairs in the morning you can tell which present is yours because there's a copious layer of tape around each box.

Stu also abought you a basketball so don't even ask how he wrapped that.

Hannibal Lecter

As soon as it hits December 1st, the house is decorated head to toe in Christmas decorations.

Best believe there will be Rum cake and a lot of it because he started making it in January.

Doesn't do ugly sweaters.

Has never watched the Grinch and doesn't plan to.

Bo Sinclair

Wraps a bow around his beer and calls it a day. (Just kidding)

Spends all of Christmas day baking a ham that he's been dreaming about since February. (Even though he bought the ingredients last second)

Doesn't know what to get you for Christmas so while he's at the store doing last-second shopping he buys you your favorite drink and a card with a duck dressed as Santa on it.

Brahms Heelshire

Wakes you up in the morning with a very special breakfast. (It's a pb&j with a glass of milk except there wasn't enough milk so it's half water and half milk)

Still thinks that Santa is real.

Patrick Bateman

Forces you to wear matching pajamas and do a photo shoot with him to send out to everyone because "you're such a loving couple!"(Forgets to book a photographer and ends up having to get it done in a Kohls)

For Christmas he buys you a set of your very own business cards that say "Patrick Bateman's wife, Y/N" on them and a bottle sugar-free champagne. (He's so proud of himself for this gift btw)

Lady Dimitrescu

She's a girl mom to the max, meaning everyone is getting presents in perfectly wrapped paper with a cute note in cursive saying how much she loves you.

100% would sit back with a glass of wine while watching everyone open their presents.

Heisenberg

He makes a tree out of metal scraps and wakes you up by shouting, "Hey! Watch this!" as he electrocutes the entire tree, causing the very wooden ground underneath it to catch on fire.

Claims that the Lycans still believe in Santa.

Has them dress up in elf suits and has them run around the entire village harassing Miranda and the rest of his siblings.

Carlos Oliveira

Buys 400$ worth of Chinese food and calls in sick for the next week because of it.

He's the type of person who would send a video of himself singing "It's Timeee~" to the entire group chat at 12am on Christmas Day.

Sends out a calendar for the New Year to the ENTIRE company except every month is a different photo of him. (HR has gotten involved but they have yet to stop him)

Leon Kennedy

Says that he doesn't like Christmas and that it's his least favorite holiday. (Liar)

Tries spiked eggnog and sugar cookies for the first time and then it all changes.

Shows up to the station wearing a new ugly Christmas sweater each day(Somehow he gets Carlos and Chris in on it too).

Brings candy canes with him when he goes out on patrol to hand out to kids.

Hellboy

Spends his holiday rewatching the original Grinch and going shopping in World Market. (I feel like he'd love Marzipan and Fruit Cake)

Every Christmas he always buys everyone in the Bureau (besides Myers) their favorite bar of chocolate and hands them out at the annual Christmas party.

He's also made it a thing where he dresses up as Santa and goes to the Psych ward to visit the patients(and sometimes Liz).

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Omg hiii <3 hope ur doing well!! 💕

May I request headcanons of slashers with a s/o who has a habit of apologizing a lot? Even in situations where they don’t need to? It’s something I cannot get over for the life of me .😭

Ooooh Ok, I couldn't think of many characters to do so let me know if I should do more

Slashers with an S/O who Apologizes Constantly

Patrick Bateman

Doesn't question it, he just always assumes he's right and that you should be apologizing.

I swear, you'd have to hit this guy over the head with a brick to make him realize that your being so apologetic isn't normal.

When one of his colleagues(cough cough, Paul Allen) comments on your insistent need for apologizing he finally realizes it.

Tries to get you to stop and assumes that the only way to get you to stop is to make you happy so every time you apologize, he buys you a bunch of stuff. (he may not be the smartest...)

Billy Loomis

Teases you for constantly apologizing.

Though his teasing isn't completely unnecessary, he doesn't understand how you can be so apologetic.

After a while he begins to feel super guilty for making you feel like you have to apologize.

Now he's the one being teased by Stu for being worried he has to apologize to you for apologizing(I know, it's a lot)

Hannibal Lecter

Be. Ready. Therapy session in T minus...30-

TOO LATE.

He asks you to sit down and begins questioning you about a series of things ranging from childhood, adulthood, your career, emotions, and even hormones???

Somehow figure out the root of your problem in less than 30 minutes and within a few weeks you're practically cured. (He says that it wasn't a "cure" though)

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Hey I wanted to ask if you you could write headcanons for poly!ghostface and if you want you can add whoever you think is fitting , so I was thinking about the reader having a nightmare about them trying to hurt/kill the reader and them noticing because they talk in their sleep and then waking them up and comforting them

It would be so great if you could do that

Thank you 💕

Xoxo Evane

Slashers Comforting the Reader After a Nightmare

(I feel like I've done this already but I'm not sure)

Poly!Ghostface

Stu wraps his arms around you the minute he sees you flinch in you sleep.

By the time you wake up, Stu has you tucked in with a blanket as he has you snuggled against his chest.

Billy is watching you worriedly by your side.

They give you a minute before they offer to put on a movie and make you some tea before you go back to bed.

Stu plays with you hair until you fall asleep with you head laying on Billy's chest.

Amanda Young

Jolts awake when she hears you wailing in your sleep.

Within an instant, she begins comforting you as you awake from your nightmare, her hands running through your hair in an attempt to relax you.

Spends the rest of the night playing with your hair and watching over you to make sure you have no more nightmares.

Mark Hoffman

Asks what's got you all worked up in an almost backhanded way but is secretly worried about you. (Especially since he has his own nightmares, usually about you being hurt)

Begrudgingly wraps his arms around you and holds you until you fall asleep(He 100% enjoys every second of it)

When you wake up the next day, he asks you about the nightmare and what it was about.

Brahms Heelshire

Has his own panic attack when you start flailing in your sleep.

Genuinely, he has no idea what to do so he just tries to shake you awake.

When you wake up, you almost hit him, thinking he was some sort of intruder until you realize that it's Brahms.

Afterwards, he insists that he "makes you feel better" by making you a PB&J with a glass of milk. (Refuses to listen even if you say no, you're getting a PB&J)

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Could you do one for Pyramid Head?? Like him watching and stalking reader, being intrigued by them and him just… not feeling that they’re worthy of punishment, and instead should be protected.

Just a little Drabble or headcanon of Pyramid Head falling in love 🥰

I'm assuming that this is regarding the game/movie Pyramid Head and not DBD.

Pyramid Head Falling in Love

At first when he sees you, he doesn't sense any impurities within you because of that he begins to get curious.

For a while he follows you watching your actions and the choices you make and eventually one night when you're defending yourself against a split head.

He steps in to protect you and after that, he continues to stay with you.

His love for you begins with you randomly offering him little items or trinkets that you find during the day.

Overtime, he begins to join you for your wanders around the town during the day.

He enjoys watching how curious you are about certain things and how you point at objects and show him things that interest you.

At night when you lay in bed, he's typically not there because of all the damnation or wtvr. but when he is, you cuddle up to him, whether it be sitting in his lap, leaning on his side, or laying your head on his chest.

He enjoys physical touch so when you wipe blood or dirt off of him or hold his hand to take him somewhere he absolutely loves it.

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Hi this is my first time requesting but I saw a prank about a hickey where you make a fake one to see their reaction I was wondering if you can do poly! Ghostface reaction as well as Lestat, Danny, and Michael Myers’s reactions please and thank you 😊

Oooh yesss

(I'm so totally not behind on like 5 requests rn, I am)

Slashers Reacting to a Hickey Prank

Poly!Ghostface

Stu screams and then shouts "BILLY, Y/N IS BEING UNFAITHFULLLLLL"

When Billy comes over to see what Stu's talking about he's instantly able to tell it's fake and shakes his head at Stu.

"Stu, you idiot, can't you tell that's fake?"

When Stu comes to terms with it he begins to walk away before pointing two fingers at his eyes and then pointing them back at you, "I'm watching you"

Lestat De Lioncourt

Gets really dramatic about it at first, then begins getting sulky and leaves the room to go sulk while playing the piano.

When you tell him it's fake he has this look on his face that's both surprised and annoyed.

Says that next time you should just let him give you a hickey instead of being so needy and faking one.

Danny Johnson

At first he doesn't say anything when he sees it and instead begins to search the rest of the house for clues as to where your affair could be hiding/was.

Finds nothing and becomes increasingly confused.

After multiple hours you realize that he probably won't bring it up so you just brush it off and get ready for bed.

Little do you know that he's planning a trap for the next person that could potentially enter the house.

Michael Myers

Thinks that it's a bruise at first and assumes that someone has hurt you.

Before he can head out the door with his knife you're stopping him and telling him that it's fake and that nobody hurt you.

Is confused as to why you would fake an injury and just assumes that this is a thing people do when they're in a relationship.

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Slashers when their s/o is very housewife(husband) material (I would be for mark hoffman 😫)

Yes, I love mark hoffman so much

Slashers with a Housewife!S/O

Mark Hoffman

Loves the idea of having his cute s/o always be home.

He enjoys coming home from work every day with a bouquet of flowers or a gift he can give you. (Def one of those guys that love being a provider)

Hannibal

Thinks it's sweet that you prefer this kind of lifestyle(not that there's much left of it for you because he's so particular when it comes to cooking and cleaning).

Your life quickly becomes you being on vacation 24/7 while Hannibal spoils you all day.

Most likely, you'll be spending most of your day shopping or going to parties as Hannibal's plus one.

Patrick Bateman

Let's be real here, he loves it.

Comes home late every night murmuring about random things that happened at work before cuddling up to you.

Has you wear a specific wardrobe even if you don't leave the apartment often.

When he has his weekly breakdown expect to be cursed out by him and then an hour later he comes sulking back to you for attention.

Brahms Heelshire

LOVES IT.

Teaches you how to make PB&J's.

For the most part your daily life doesn't change aside from the fact that you now get surprise hugs and kisses whenever you're doing household chores.

Peter Strahm

He's more of a working girl kind of man, but similar to Hoffman he likes to be able to provide for you.

When he comes home, he tells you about his day and the office drama/casework he overheard.

Doesn't mention it but he loves it when you cook or bake different kinds of things, even if you didn't necessarily do incredible at making it, he still adores it.

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You’re a racist white bitch

How so? Also where did the white thing come from?

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Slashers (billy and stu) with fem! reader thats scared of spiders (im speaking PANIC), so they always have to take care of it

Oooh ok!

And yes, Hoffman is in here too!

Slashers with an S/O that’s Scared of Spiders

Billy Loomis

Teases you for being scared.

Kills it but gives you shit for being scared of it for weeks.

Tries to scare you by saying "Careful Babe! there's a spider on your shoulder." and laughs when you scream.

Stu Macher

Screams too.

Both of you are huddled up on a chair waiting for Billy to come over and kill the spider.

Squeals when Billy throws it at him after squashing it.

Amanda Young

Doesn't understand why you're scared but catches it in a jar for you and sets it outside.

Asks you if you're ok afterward and brings you some tea so you can relax.

Mark Hoffman

Looks at you like you're crazy.

Kills it and says "You know you're bigger than he is right?"

Secretly loves that he gets to save you from such silly things.

Brahms Heelshire

Is used to seeing spiders all of the time so he isn't phased.

Grabs the spider and puts it on his shoulder. (100% talks to it and asks it to leave you alone)

Makes you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of milk so you feel better.

Patrick Bateman

Says you're embarrassing and that you shouldn't need a man to save you from a small bug.

Gets upset afterward when you stop asking him for help tho.

Jason Voorhees

Is careful not to hurt it and takes it outside to a bush.

When he comes back to the cabin he's holding a few flowers that he made sure were entirely bug-free.

Checks everything in the cabin for you before you go to bed to make sure there are no more spiders.

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Hellooo! I hope you’re doing well! I was wondering if I could get an artist, survivor reader who strangely finds themself drawing Amanda all the time because she just looks so cool/pretty. And one day they drop their sketchbook in a match with her and she finds it?

I’ve been going in an Amanda spiral recently(no pun intended), idk why but I’ve just been thinking about her a lot more and about how interesting of a character she is, anyways thanks for the request 10/10.

Amanda Young x Artist!Reader That’s Infatuated With Her

For the past few weeks you had been in a creative slump until one day you were in a match with The Pig. Something about her trench coat, mask, and trap design fueled your creativity.

In a fit of creativity you developed rough sketches of what she looked like from memory but when you realized you could barely remember some of her features you decided that attempting to sketch her mid-trial would be best.

With your pencil and sketchbook, you hid in a nearby bush hoping for her to sneak past. Just to your luck she did and you began to draw, erasing some of the parts of the other sketches you had incorrectly drawn. Then, suddenly a loud movement in the bushes behind you makes you jump to your feet. "AH-" trying to run away and into the nearby shack, Amanda tackles you to the floor and just as she's about to place a bear trap on your head, she sees your sketchbook beside her. Clutters of sketches of only her decorated the pages, each one in alternating poses.

"Did you do this?" She points at the sketch book before looking back at you.

"Yes-, I swear it's not what you think, I'm not stalking you or anything-"

"Relax, I don't mind, maybe next time you could do some without the mask?" With that she climbs off of you, lifting up her mask slightly to smile at you before returning to hunting the other survivors.

Safe to say you left that trial entirely unscathed and with a date for the next time you decide to draw.

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Are you a 18+ adult so I may interact?

Yes

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YES FINALLY MARK HOFFMAN FICS

YES!!! Expect to see more of him on my page and also let me know if any of you guys have specific requests for Saw characters.

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Slasher First Date Headcannons

Oh yeah guys, guess who’s adding more characters! ME!!!! So…introducing…PETER STRAHM AND… MARK HOFFMAN!!!! (air horn noises)

Also just to be clear I’m writing for lestat and Louis from the movie NOT THE TV SHOW(It’s just not that good imo)

Peter Strahm

Is a hopeless romantic that 100% believes in love at first sight.

Talks way too much and gets very passionate when sharing his own interests.

Is the type to bring you multiple different flowers because he wasn't sure what you'd like.

Prefers first dates to be at restaurants or cafes.

Mark Hoffman

Is an asshole to you the first time he meets you because he thinks that it counts as flirting?

Quickly becomes absolutely enamored by you and wants to know everything about you.

The day after he definitely finds you walking down the street and blares his sirens to get your attention and say some cheesy pickup line to ask you out on another date.

Michael Myers

The closest you're gonna get to a first date with him is him showing up at your house and eating all of your food while staring at you from a nearby hallway.

Don't expect a first date kiss, but do expect a sentimental staring contest before he leaves.

Amanda Young

Your first date was probably being in a jigsaw trap she either made for you or both of you being in the same trap. (She doesn't have much of a social life)

Quickly becomes attached to you and goes out of her way to make you survive the trap.

Bo Sinclair

Hits on you when you pass through the town and invites you to have a picnic on his lunch break(Which consists of beer, crackers, a few blueberries, beer, and hotdogs)

Tells you all about mechanic stuff and some of the prettier parts of the town.

After lunch, he invites you to go out with him if you're passing through(fixes your car for free).

Vincent Sinclair

Teaches you how to make candles and mini wax figurines. (It's harder than it looks)

Makes a tiny doll version of you and him and gives them to you.

Not much talking happens during the date(obviously) but he makes up for it with hand gestures.

Patrick Bateman

Hears one of his buddies talking about you and how beautiful you are and automatically decides he needs you to be his girlfriend.

Pulls out the nines, I'm talking Dior suit, Givenchy shoes, and he even buys new hair gel before your date so he looks as fresh as possible.

Will most likely talk almost the entire date about his accomplishments while using business jargon.

Lestat(Interview with a Vampire)

Most likely had the intention of seducing you to suck your blood but realized that you had more to you than what seemed.

Invites you to go to the opera with him and Louis but ends up taking you to a much more secluded section of the opera house.

Wants to turn you into a vampire on the first date(I don't even know what base that reaches)

Louis(Interview with a Vampire)

Isn't much of a romantic(anymore) so it's more so a deep conversation shared between the two of you in a beautiful garden.

Asks you what it's like to be human and what you admire about life.

Gives you a bouquet of his favorite roses as a surprise.

Michael Emerson

Wants to really really impress you so he takes you to a bunch of places that are "hidden" and brings a bunch of snacks. (Doesn't mind also going to see a movie)

Definitely tries to kiss you on the first date.

After your date Sam teases him all night about his crush on you.

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Michael Myers with an S/o That Likes to be Spanked

(I think this was requested a loooong time ago)

The first time he realizes this is when he slapped your ass after you told him off for tracking mud in your house.

Now every time he walks by, he makes sure to slap your ass.

Always waits to see your face turn bright red afterwards.

It turns into a game almost and every time you never see him coming.

Putting a jar back into a high cabinet? SPANK!

Grabbing laundry? WHACK!

You can’t get a break from it but too bad because it’s his favorite form of entertainment.

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HI! Could you write some Hannibal and Will with an older teen reader (like 18/19) that’s interning in the BAU? Totally ignoring the whole Abigail story line. :p

I'm assuming this is more so of a platonic thing and in the headcanon format but lmk if I've assumed wrong!

Side note: I'm terrible at writing this kind of stuff, not sure why but I just am.

Hannibal and Will with an intern PLATONIC!Teen

(Abigail-Esque)

Hannibal was the first to approach you, asking you if you were the new intern at the BAU. After that, Will came to say hello and ask you why you were interested in being there.

Then, in a matter of days, Hannibal and Will had become good friends with you, offering to show you around and talk about some of the cases that recently came in. (Will, of course doing it in a less forward way)

Hannibal kept an eye on you and studied you, whereas Will helped teach you all he could about forensic analysis.

After a few months, they had both become fascinated with you, especially considering that your life was so different from theirs, they were curious as to how you saw the crime scenes and if you had opposing ideas.

Hannibal also helps you with your English and History homework after hours.

For your birthday Will made you a custom fish lure using your favorite colors.

When your internship ended, Hannibal gave you a copy of the Divine Comedy and invited you and your family to dinner to celebrate the ending of your time with them.

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Poly!Ghostface headcannons with an S/O who is the lead in the school musical 🖤🖤

Or perhaps any other highschool sweetheart related headcannons?!?!

Thank you!!

Hmmm...The highschool sweetheart idea sounds cool...

Poly!Ghostface with their Highschool Sweetheart

You guys definitely started off as friends beforehand.

On the day of the Halloween Dance, Stu and Billy surprised you with matching corsages(Stu wanted to wear one because of the pumpkin on it).

After that, you didn't really question what happened next and just went with it, movie hangouts were now called movie dates and every time you went to the library after school, Billy and Stu came with you.

Somehow, in less than a month you were the talk of the whole school, and no matter how much you denied it, everyone called you their girlfriend.

Then, at the end of your senior year, they both asked you to prom and it was...showy to say the least. (Billy announced it to the entire school through the intercom and Stu chased you around with a huge stuffed bear holding chocolates and a sign written in Sharpie asking you to go to prom with them.

That year you, Stu, and Billy were prom kings and queen. (Billy threatened the Student Council to change the one king and one queen rule)

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Hiii uh first of all, been obsessed with your writing..I wanted to ask if you could maybe, possibly do a fan fiction of the SO with glasses. Like Billy Loomis going a bit to far with the teasing and then making it up to you. It could be explicit or not, but I feel like it would be very much in character for him to accidentally make it an insecurity or something and then trying to make sure you know it's actually very attractive 🌹

Also sorry again for the long wait. T-T

Billy Loomis with an S/o With Glasses

CW: Angst(I dislike when people don't put a warning for this and all of a sudden it's like WOAH, WHY AM I SAD IN THIS?)

The day began as any other would, Billy had gone to get you your morning coffee while you were getting ready for the day. With your hair freshly washed and clothes put on, you decided to sit down on the couch and wait till your boyfriend got back.

"Hey, Babe- Woah, where'd my girlfriend go?"

"What?" You look at him confused

"Look four eyes, I don't know if you think it's funny but taking me and my girlfriend's seats is not cool." He laughs before sitting down beside you.

"Billy, they're not even that big."

"What! Are you kidding? They're the size of oranges, grapefruits even!" He teases you, before handing you your coffee.

"Billy, It's really not that funny and you don't need to be such a jerk all the time!" With that you get up from your spot and leave the room.

"Y/N, I was just joking, jeez you don't need to be so sensitive..." He scoffs before turning on the TV.

After shutting your door to the bedroom you sat on your bed, taking off your glasses so that tears would stain them. Holding your glasses in your hands, you half considered not wearing them again. Were they really that big? Was this Billy's way of saying he wasn't attracted to you because of them? You weren't sure, though he was sure about the fact that Billy was a dick for the way he went about saying it.

After 2 hours had passed by and the credits for Black Christmas began rolling, Billy decided that he had had enough time to cool off and went to apologize to you. "Hey, Babe." Billy whispers as he gently knocks on the bedroom door.

"Go away, Billy!" You shout, feeling both sad and angry at him.

"Y/N, listen I want to apologize to you...for what I said, I know what I said made me sound like an asshole. I was just trying to make you laugh and I took it too far."

"Billy-" He cuts you off before you can say anything else.

"Hang on I'm not done talking, your glasses aren't big, they perfectly match your face, there's nothing wrong with them and there's nothing wrong with you, you're beautiful."

Unlocking the door he walks up to the bed, wrapping his arms around your waist before pulling you into his arms. "I love you, now please go downstairs and get comfy, we can watch whatever you wanna watch, alright?" He smiles at you, patting your back.