tragicomedy

27. he/him

[timothyolyphant]

THE PITT S02E08

[samlickereightyone]

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

[weisbrot]

my oil pastel pidgeon appreciation zine 🥰🐦

[txttletale]

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

[boyhood]

Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[serethereal]

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[probuccalfat]

i need someone to come over and put their whole body weight on me

[putthekettleonlove]

im sending you telepathic messages btw are you not getting them are you ignoring me hello pick up

[bakwaaas]

the thing is I just need to become perfect and then I’ll be loved

[undertheinfluencex1]

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[vexheart]

[willgrahamscock]

you can't be 5'2 and a top

JUSTICE FOR SHORT TOPS

[willgrahamscock]

AND JUSTICE FOR TALL BOTTOMS

[willgrahamscock]

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.