Final Draft

An aspiring writer and mixologist

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Have your sneezes ever been useful in some way?

Ari apologizes for the long storytime, but it was one incident that left him a bit shaken for awhile. "I didn't plan for the sneeze to happen," he admits, "it was... well, random, y'know? Sometimes they sneak up on you, and I happened to be at the right place at the right time. A second too soon, a second too late, it all could've gone any other way." Ari sighs. "I'm... I'm not annoyed by my sneezes. That unpredictability is really the only thing, I suppose." He stands up for a bit to stretch. Outside of some congratulatory pats on the back and an offer to have the favor returned, not much had happened after that: he was mentioned on the news, so there was that at least! "I've been told I don't give myself enough credit," he confesses, "which I guess is true. Some good can kinda come from sneezing, especially if you're not planning for it."

[snzyspencer]

Oh, you must have misheard me.

This animal is hyperallergenic.

Even people who have never had allergies to pet dander will find themselves dissolving into a sneezy mess around this animal.

Enjoy your new pet!

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Consent is so hot. I’m not even saying it as a lead-up to a PSA or anything. I mean objectively, consensual phrases, affirmative questions, etc. will always make me insane, especially when I see it in snzfics and snz art.

Here’s some sneeze-related phrases that I think about a lot.

“Can I help you get that sneeze out?”

“Do you think you could help me out? This sneeze’s been stuck all day…”

“Your breathing is so whiny when you’re about to sneeze, can I hear it again?”

“Do you mind if I get acquainted with these flowers you brought me?” (You have to understand this being in reference to inducing)

“Can I bring you closer here?”

“Poor thing, it looks so chapped…I’ve got balm, can I touch it?”

“Does that feel better?”

BONUS POINTS for smooth communication phrases and check-ins:

“That’s not too too much though, right?”

“Bless you again, are you handling alright?”

“You just tell me when to pull away.”

“I know I said stifle, but don’t hurt yourself! Just let them out of your nose is fighting with you.”

“Bless—I’m sorry, do y- bless you, do you want some water?”

“I th—hiHZSschw! …snf! Think we can close that window now, I’m gonna be sneezing for the rest of the day.”

“How can I help you feel a little better?”

“I think your nose deserves a break.”

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Ari in Tomodachi Life

Here's my version that I drew haha. :3 My friends have also made me in their games, usually with more sneezy dialogue hehehehe. I'm planning on a reset soon so i can start like a weekly "sitcom" of sorts featuring me, my friends, and tons of cartoon characters. :D I can't give a date, but it will happen, hehehe.

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A tickly, sneezy, itchy-nosed Ari D. Wolf wins by sending his opponent one or two states over wherever their current pro-wrestling venue is. Kind of a request? More of a dare, I think, on a friend's Discord server. Art and Ari D. Wolf belong to me. Please do not share on non-kink or non-fetish blogs.

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For those not into pro-wrestling (or are, or were), here's a compilation of rule number 1. XD

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Taken April 24th, 2024. The day I got my Vinnie Edenton model from my best friend Xhhy; for years I'd been drawing this sneezy mouse in my webcomic so finally being able to "be" him was surreal, haha. It is customary you always do a photo shoot once you get a new model, so, naturally...

...6 months later, his proper outfit came in. :3 The sneeziest sheriff in the wild wild west. Photos taken by me, with me posing as Vinnie. Vinnie belongs to me from my webcomic, 'Keeping Up with Thursday'. Please do not share on any non-kink or non-fetish blogs.

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A sneezy comic featuring me, @finaldraft1 and @samson-silvo featuring dust, magic, and sneezes. :3 Art by me; all sona's belong to their respective owners. Currently the first three or four panels are colored. Please do not share on non-kink or non-fetish blogs.

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It's Sunday, friends. Enjoy the day, rest well, and don't forget your breathing exercises. <3 Hope to see you all later with some art, or funny scenarios to talk about.

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Would Ari D. Wolf be a messy, spitty sneezer? I know some folks into that. I suppose, yeah; a bit of wind and spray. I imagine they'd be like this--

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found this doodle

I'm not sure how an Ari werewolf would work since he's a wolf already, but there are things in fiction people have made that make much less sense so I guess the only thing I can think of would be that Ari's strength just triples and he's a lot more... wild? Dangerous? Art by me. Ari D. Wolf belongs to me.

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Oh, Sprite, you tease. XD I forget if it was a commission or not, but still. XD My friend's playing dangerously, lmao. Art by me. Ari belongs to me as does Sprite with his sona/OC. Please do not share on non-kink or non-fetish blogs.

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A tickly, sneezy, itchy-nosed Ari D. Wolf wins by sending his opponent one or two states over wherever their current pro-wrestling venue is. Kind of a request? More of a dare, I think, on a friend's Discord server. Art and Ari D. Wolf belong to me. Please do not share on non-kink or non-fetish blogs.

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Does Ari and/or Daria had experience with bubblegum? Just being curious 😆 (The strong, elastic variety because you know 👀)

Heh! :3 I know where this is going. They have not, though Daria likely has given her music store sells snacks to go along with the merchandise of course. Ari's into anything sour, and not into bubble gum specifically. Daria, on the other hand, is - anything cherry makes her happy and merry! Daria's also heard through a co-worker that it's also good stress relief to calm down, though Ari's often joked with her, "Okay, but what if you just really, really angry one day and had to huff... and puff... and huff... and puff. How far can those things really go? Like, what if I had one really bad day, and I kept it going, and going, until--" It's from there they look at you - and Daria hands Ari a stick of gum to let it alllll out. "Alright Ari, bet," Daria says, handing it to him with a glint in her eye. The wolf recoils. "Well, I mean, I'm not having a bad day now." "Okay, well, give me your hottest music take. Movies, maybe, I dunno!" insists the elephant. "Like, maybe something you saw online, there's bound to be something." Ari turns back to you and sighs. "Tell you what, when the time comes and I gotta let it all out, I'll let you know. Just keep chewing, blow off some steam - literally - and we'll push this thing."

As he's chewing, he looks around. "I swear, if you pull that Looney Tunes Gesundheit thing, I'm gonna..." Ari says, rolling his eyes...

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If nobody's asked this already, what's Ari's worst allergy? And has he ever been in a large quantity of it?

Dust. @.@

It's why Ari tends to stay away from the books whenever he's working with @finaldraft1 at the library, and helps out in other ways.

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We're all adults, right? It's like, y'know, living on the edge. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to with the last word. A good sneeze being fought back, but the harder you resist, the stronger it becomes. ...and then, it's just like a bit of euphoria. "Wow, that was a good one," you'll hear Ari cheekily say to you along with a heavy set of sniffles and snort. "...you uh, you got some tissues, right? Please tell me you got tissues."

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A beautiful idea by @snzzzzz420 that I wanted to participate in!

[finaldraft1]

Felix Felicis from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince