Oli @finallyheereandqueer - Tumblr Blog

bmc kids (+squip) as stupid things I've done

michael: ate a fruit roll up with plastic still wrapped in it

jake: swears he'll be fine without stretching before practicing just this once, then ends up twisting his ankle and gets hit in the face with a basketball

jeremy: accidentally said "orgasm" instead of "organism" whilst answering a science question

rich: tried to heely around the drama room during rehearsal and ends up tripping over a chair and knocking a desk over

christine: knocks a friend over during performance harder than intended and they end up scraping their knee

jenna: tried to take an aesthetic picture. ended up getting a zoomed-in, low quality pic of someone's foot

chloe: offers friend milk, forgetting they're lactose intolerant

brooke: pet a statue of a dog thinking it was an actual dog

squip: knocked a cup over thinking it was empty. nearly broke someone's computer with the water that spilt everywhere

#bmc #be more chill #jeremy heere #michael mell #jake dillinger #christine canigula #rich goranski #jenna rolan #chloe valentine #squip #the fruit roll up thing happened earlier #yes the friend that i pushed too hard was okay #no the computer wasn't broken. it was my friends. no i have not learnt my lesson #the basketball ended up leaving a bruise lmao #it knocked my glasses off and i cried (almost)#the friend that chloe offered milk to was absolutely brooke #the squip's one was intentional

lilqu33rboi

Things you'll only hear people say in band (all from the 2023-24 school year)

"Okay, but like, what if all the seniors died?" (band director [🏃‍♀️])

"This sounds like something they'd play in Hobby Lobby" (first chair clarinet)

"Do you ever think about what it would be like to be bald?" (drum major #1)

""Let's be the next Troy Bolton, guys!!" (a sophmore clarinet)

"MORE TROMBONE??" (drum major #2 [❄️])

"Tell the hamburger to make sure he's in line!" (band director)

"SaLiVa." (drum major #3 [🎻])

*slapping a music stand* "Flick it harder!!!" (same as previous quote)

"You look like Jake from State Farm" (drum major #1 to drum major #3)

"Hi, I'm [❄️], and the last time I cried was two days ago!" (drum major #2)

"Maybe I'm the one falling down the stairs" (same as previous quote)

feel free to rb with quotes from ur band!! :))

#oh goodie do I have some..#“happy birthday [band director]! bend over for your 48 birthday spankings!” (he's in his 20s)#“[director] since you don't want 48 spankings what about 48 backshots?”#“*growling* double stuffed Oreos...” -head director #“nuance is like when the music has a little rizz” -director #“you're not being held at gun point okay? smile.” -other director #“okay... WHO IS LARRY THE SECOND.” -head director #and that's just the start :3

me when grand nationals

please help I've been on this bus for the past 8 hours

#marching band

dragon-spaghetti

The trio ever 😤

(Please click for better quality!!)

georgiaisnotasynonymforshitty

MY CUSTOMERS ARE ALL MORONS

#lacey games

woman-becomer

*points my laser beam at you*

omg im so sorry

*turns on my laser beam*

aaa oh dear I'm really sorry

*laser beam malfunctions, doesn't turn on*

aaaah oh geez hold on

*starts repairing laser beam*

please don't leave

lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180

Dear hearing aid providers: stop only advertising your hearing aids for old people - from a deaf 19 year old who’s used hearing aids since she was 7

lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180

Note: you don’t have to use hearing aids, or have any form of hearing loss to be able to reblog this

ladynorbert

Deaf people using hearing aids should be as normalized as people with vision loss wearing glasses.

lesbx

I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

dayquil-driver

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

dayquil-driver

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

sillybillylulu

the princess of hell and her princess

lakemojave

I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

lakemojave

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask

ilovemarinebiology2007-deactiva

parasiticheart

edgebug

honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

howieduet

Um it's actually unethical to keep monkeys from jumping on the bed. I don't care what the doctor says.

edgebug

oh so it's totally fine to let them fall off and bump their heads? "i love monkey cranial trauma" <- this is what you sound like. also you're violating my dni

#my sister was just singing this song this morning 😭

pansexual-pied-piper

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.