An Amalgamation Of Things I Like

Fair warning: I often reblog with little/no abandon, leading my blog to have little consistency.

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[pepperandpals]

Sky King’s Falconry was at the ren fair. This white-collared raven named Lenore takes tips from the audience to help support the organization and the work they do! www.skykingsfalconry.com

[bigdumbcutefaces]

this would bankrupt me. i just wouldnt be able to stop myself from giving this birb all my money

[xyzeal]

reblog for money bird

[actualdogvines]

“Engaging conversation.”

[finallyitsclear-blog]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[noahwyles]

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

[5000letters]

Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer.

Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

[awwww-cute]

Tried to get a classy shot of my pup, he decided to fall off the bed instead. (Source: http://ift.tt/1TUTExl)

[dutchstore]

“I Want to Hold Your Hand ” by The Beatles by Trench

[rae-redacted]

Maple is too good for us. Maple is pure.

[micdotcom]

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[apographs]

i love her.

[hitmewithcute]

[1-800-fuckyou]

i cannot believe “if it fits, i sits” transcends boundaries in this way

[mmilhouse]

all cats is the same

[finallyitsclear-blog]

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

[exxtraterrestrial-deactivated20]

I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.

[roachpatrol]

deadpool is also a hufflepuff

[ahaleyscomet]

Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her - this person he has never met in his life - and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.

Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.

[stylinsonloves]

WOAH WHAT? Literally in his stand up live at MSG he mentions how he’d be so happy to help a girl out to get away from creepy dudes. Because “creepy dudes are everywhere” And he actually did it. Bless Aziz

[mrtopherg]

Aziz is that dude.