when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
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when you had bad vibes about someone and then it turns out you were right
Person who chases two rabbits catches neither. - Confucius
via http://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via kushandwizdom)
people go to court over parking tickets but murder is…. debatable
Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it’s like they didn’t fade away at all.
Bob Dylan (via psych-facts)
dude what if all our skin was like ballsack skin
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about
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livejournal, fanfiction.net and ao3 which one were you?
those quizilla ones where you play spin the bottle and end up making out in a closet with either orochimaru or troy bolton
Bernie save us from these republicans
Like doesn’t it blow your mind to realize that these few words can ignite such rage in some people? Like he’s literally the only one out here like “I believe these people who have been oppressed for a long time are actually people.” And that makes some people SO MAD. Like the notion that a black or Latina transwoman would be treated fairly under law like genuinely makes people extremely mad??? Like that blows my mind.
February shouldn’t be 28 days, 29 on a leap year.
Instead, we should take the 31st days off two months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years.
But wait, when’s the leap day, you ask?
October 32nd, Halloween: Part II.
you’re the genius this generation needs tbh
This is what I was talking about. What are trash cops gonna do with this? Arrest NBC? Seriously…it’s about damn time someone other than a single civilian got video.
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