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[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

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[storyweavingspider]

[decompose1]

HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

we are a multiply disabled native trans woman. we're a Severely chronically ill rollator/crutch user with level 3 (high support needs) autism + schizophrenia and a host of other misc physical/mental junk, and we live with our 24/7 caregiver (our girlfriend).

we've been struggling really badly for the past couple months after our girlfriend was wrongfully let go from her job, and i'm at the point where i'm just straight up running out of money for medical needs like incontinence supplies and medicine, and our rent + bills, and i'm getting really really nervous. i hate to ask too much, but since it's disability pride month i thought i'd ask if anyone was feeling charitable & in the spirit, if they could help a severely disabled girlie out, even if just so i can afford to grab some more incontinence supplies before i run out, it'd mean the world to me :').

c*shapp: $wingedcats

v*nmo: entomaniac

ko-fi: (link here)

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[dragonsiren]

polyrhythm is my favorite rhythm heaven minigame and i'm checking the wiki and it's only on GBA? no polyrhythm for me? i was hoping to see it as an unlockable after beating megamix... :( they included so many of the GBA minigames but not polyrhythm....

(i am aware of and love polyrhythm mania, i simply think more polyrhythm is always a good thing...)

[dragonsiren]

you can play lockstep 9/11 edition

no download required. works in browser on whatever device

[oneheadtoanother]

[mokeonn]

Here's the unedited comic for those curious:

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

The original is from June 18, 1959.

Some have called "they pay me in woims" Sluggo's catch phrase. It's not. He said it once, and folks on Bluesky loved it so much they say it all the time, especially in response to the Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller account. Here's the original "they pay me in woims" from February 22, 1978:

And, another mention of woims from September 13, 1949:

And the Woims Wednesday (aka Woimsday) image that gets posted almost every week because of the popularity of the word:

[alleesaur]

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [9] Flail Beast

for the_horror

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Dorothea's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[delmondo]

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

[girlballs-archive]

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Help! I’m pregnant with your inner child. I don’t know what to do.

I may have an idea...

[anton--rayne]

[rockybloo]

Rockymon #2: Quivering

A pitiful mini-monster that evolved giant ears with the goal of detecting threats. This adaption backfired, causing it to hear everything that exists within a mile radius, increasing its fear.

There are ongoing debates on the morality of using it in battles.