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[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[idolomantises]

The Last Bee Princess

[Tapas / Ko-fi / Patreon]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

Hey just so you know you typed the word "that" twice consecutively in your latest post

well it just so happens that that that was actually intended to be there

[feluka]

sonic the hedgehog is so important for the soul. every now and then you *have* to headbang to a progressive metal track with lyrics like 'friendship is where it's at!' while you repeatedly pelt a blue orb at a boss called MEDIUM LOBSTER that looks like if someone assembled a lego aircraft incorrectly. it's so important for your health.

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[milf--adjacent]

Banjo Chop-suey

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[dumgumgum]

Berdly drank Kris Tea! HP fully restored!

[segamascott]

[emmasmoke8]

The Mobian cast are at a party. Someone turns on the TV to whatever Sonic’s universe’s Food Network is. A high-profile cooking competition show comes on, like Chopped or Hell’s Kitchen—prestigious, I mean. Sonic is revealed to be one of the judges. That gets everyone’s attention. Sonic casually recalls that he did get asked to judge a cooking competition a while back. The show goes on. Sonic is close buddies with all the other judges (including a ram called Gordon—yes, I do go for low-hanging fruit).

And then, it comes judgement time, and Sonic just absolutely monologuing about each dishes highlights and faults with all the technical, informative content. Everyone stares at him. He just nods, adding that the competition was fierce that day. The show ends. They try forcing Sonic to tell them more, but he’s so nonchalant that they gotta search the internet.

Apparently, Sonic is actually really famous in the culinary world both as a connoisseur and a chef in his own right. He knows so many dishes from all over the world, and he’s so friendly that other chefs have taught him a skill here and there. This all combines to make him one of the best in the world

And he still refuses to cook anything except chili dogs unless he absolutely has to, and it pisses so many people off

[space-snail-in-a-potato]

I hope you know I stopped scrolling tumblr as soon as I saw “ram named Gordon” and I have never pulled out my pencil so fast. This is yours now, I don’t know why I did this, enjoy Gordon the Ramsay

And yes yes i did stare at a picture of rams and the Ramsay side by side for 20 minutes. Did it help? I have no idea.

[emmasmoke8]

I’ve just ascended. I’ll never do anything again.

No, seriously, this is so good. Like, you did not have to go those hard. But you did, and it’s so awesome. He looks so amazing. That 20 minutes was worth it. Mr. Ramsay himself would be honored (which, looking at all the side quests sth has been doing lately, maybe we’ll get a crossover one day. I can hope)

If you ever need something written, you can come to me :D

[samus-arans-sweaty-pits-n-balls]

Bless people who reblog contradictory posts. Become unknowable.

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[so-tethered]

"pngtuber" back in my day we called them rantsonas and they made videos defending child labor

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack