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[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[dumgumgum]

Berdly drank Kris Tea! HP fully restored!

[segamascott]

[emmasmoke8]

The Mobian cast are at a party. Someone turns on the TV to whatever Sonic’s universe’s Food Network is. A high-profile cooking competition show comes on, like Chopped or Hell’s Kitchen—prestigious, I mean. Sonic is revealed to be one of the judges. That gets everyone’s attention. Sonic casually recalls that he did get asked to judge a cooking competition a while back. The show goes on. Sonic is close buddies with all the other judges (including a ram called Gordon—yes, I do go for low-hanging fruit).

And then, it comes judgement time, and Sonic just absolutely monologuing about each dishes highlights and faults with all the technical, informative content. Everyone stares at him. He just nods, adding that the competition was fierce that day. The show ends. They try forcing Sonic to tell them more, but he’s so nonchalant that they gotta search the internet.

Apparently, Sonic is actually really famous in the culinary world both as a connoisseur and a chef in his own right. He knows so many dishes from all over the world, and he’s so friendly that other chefs have taught him a skill here and there. This all combines to make him one of the best in the world

And he still refuses to cook anything except chili dogs unless he absolutely has to, and it pisses so many people off

[space-snail-in-a-potato]

I hope you know I stopped scrolling tumblr as soon as I saw “ram named Gordon” and I have never pulled out my pencil so fast. This is yours now, I don’t know why I did this, enjoy Gordon the Ramsay

And yes yes i did stare at a picture of rams and the Ramsay side by side for 20 minutes. Did it help? I have no idea.

[emmasmoke8]

I’ve just ascended. I’ll never do anything again.

No, seriously, this is so good. Like, you did not have to go those hard. But you did, and it’s so awesome. He looks so amazing. That 20 minutes was worth it. Mr. Ramsay himself would be honored (which, looking at all the side quests sth has been doing lately, maybe we’ll get a crossover one day. I can hope)

If you ever need something written, you can come to me :D

[samus-arans-sweaty-pits-n-balls]

Bless people who reblog contradictory posts. Become unknowable.

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[so-tethered]

"pngtuber" back in my day we called them rantsonas and they made videos defending child labor

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[mousey-toy]

[the-big-mood]

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distasteful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[tim-official]

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

[perception-filter]

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^