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ind. pri. && sel. tim goodman from detective pikachu !
hamilton starters. pt 1.
change pronouns as you see fit! / part two.
“ there’s a million things i haven’t done. ”
“ you gotta fend for yourself. ”
“ just you wait. ”
“ i may have punched him – ”
“ talk less. smile more. ”
“ he looked at me like i was stupid. i’m not stupid. ”
“ fools who run their mouth off wind up dead. ”
“ i am not throwing away my shot! ”
“ i will lay down my life if it sets us free. ”
“ i imagine death so much it’s like a memory. ”
“ oh, am i talking too loud? ”
“ i may not live to see our glory. ”
“ i’m looking for a mind at work. ”
“ oh my god. tear this dude apart. ”
“ oceans rise, empires fall. ”
“ when you’re gone, i’ll go mad. ”
“ we are out gunned, out manned, out numbered, out planned. ”
“ you look back at me and suddenly i’m helpless. ”
“ where are you taking me? ”
“ i’m about to change your life. ”
“ i’m just saying if you really loved me you would share him. ”
“ i’m never satisfied. ”
“ when you said ‘hi’ i forgot my dang name. ”
“ love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. ”
“ death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. ”
“ my mother was a genius, my father commanded respect. ”
“ dying is easy, living is harder. ”
“ pick a place to die where it’s high and dry. ”
“ you shot him in the side! ”
“ don’t call me son. ”
“ look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. ”
“ let me be a part of the narrative. ”
“ history has it’s eyes on you. ”
“ you have no control. ”
“ history has it’s eyes on me. ”
“ it’s much harder when it’s all your call. ”
“ you’re on your own. ”
“ you knock me out, i fall apart. ”
“ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ”
“ soon that attitude may be your doom. ”
“ why do you write like you’re running out of time? ”
“ take a break. ”
“ they think me macbeth, ambition is my folly. ”
“ i don’t have the means to go on. ”
“ stop crying, goddammit, get up! ”
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“I love you.”
“I hate you.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“I guess so…”
“I guess not.”
“Love me, please.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t do that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Please, hold me.”
“Pain changes people.”
“You haven’t changed.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Look behind you.”
“Go kill yourself.”
“I can change.”
“Don’t ever change.”
“Want a hit?”
“Do you smoke?”
“Fuck me now.”
“Take my hand.”
“Lead the way.”
“Duck and cover!”
“Just go home.”
“Take me home.”
“Walk me there?”
“Everyone, shut up!”
“Just shut up.”
“Please stop it.”
“Please don’t die.”
“I need you.”
“I want you.”
“Want a hug?”
“Want a kiss?”
“Are you sure?”
“Are you lying?”
“That’s the truth.”
“I’m not lying.”
“Oh my God.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“I got it.”
“I found it.”
“Call me later.”
“Text me later.”
“Don’t call me.”
“Are you crying?”
“I wasn’t crying.”
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“That’s a lie.”
“What’d they say?”
“What’ll it be?”
“It’s last call.”
“It’s almost midnight.”
“Do you promise?”
“That’s a promise.”
“Are you serious?”
“Don’t bullshit me.”
“I punched him.”
“I killed him.”
“I kissed him.”
“I love him.”
“I hate him.”
“I lied before.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“I’m not sorry.”
“I’ll come over.”
“Can you come?”
“Want to cuddle?”
“Maybe we should.”
“Maybe we shouldn’t.”
“You don’t say.”
“Make me come.”
“Did you come?”
“I stole it.”
“I broke it.”
“Any bones broken?”
“Are you okay?”
“Are you hurt?”
“That must’ve hurt.”
“He was lying.”
“It’s our song.”
“Can I help?”
“Help me out.”
“Please, for me?”
“Anything for you.”
“I doubt it.”
“I believe you.”
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bo burnham, “make happy” starters.
❛ prince charming would never settle for you. ❜ ❛ you might think your dick is a gift, i promise it’s not. ❜ ❛ we all deserve love. ❜ ❛ love can make us suck less. ❜ ❛ i got my father’s temper and i’m emotionally inarticulate. ❜ ❛ eat a dick. ❜ ❛ we shouldn’t fight to stay together just to fight again. ❜ ❛ you don’t need to make this harder than it has to be. ❜ ❛ honestly, are you fuckin’ five? ❜ ❛ you think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit? ❜ ❛ i didn’t think you’d care. ❜ ❛ sorry you’re not what i need, hun. ❜ ❛ you didn’t hear that— that was sort of a mental typo. ❜ ❛ you got a beautiful mouth. ❜ ❛ i know the road looks tough ahead. ❜ ❛ give me a chance. ❜ ❛ i feel like you’ve pulled back. ❜ ❛ pot is ruining america. ❜ ❛ i don’t know why i’m here.❜ ❛ you wanna be happy? get in line.❜ ❛ you’re fucking wasted, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ what are you holding behind your back? ❜ ❛ why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise? ❜ ❛ i don’t think that i could handle this right now. ❜ ❛ are you happy? ❜ ❛ part of me loves you, part of me hates you. ❜ ❛ part of me needs you, part of me fears you. ❜ ❛ i should probably just shut up. ❜ ❛ i hope you’re happy. ❜
* JOHN MULANEY ; THE COMEBACK KID.
❛ we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room. ❜ ❛ block letters and cursive look good together! ❜ ❛ yeah, but the past is the past. ❜ ❛ i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly. ❜ ❛ i don’t give off that vibe. ❜ ❛ you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you. ❜ ❛ i’m so open and vulnerable. ❜ ❛ i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult. ❜ ❛ marriage is gonna be very magical. ❜ ❛ ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife. ❜ ❛ how could another person kill someone? ❜ ❛ i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it. ❜ ❛ it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. ❜ ❛ anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. ❜ ❛ that’s not even a situation. ❜ ❛ hey, you seen any loose milk? ❜ ❛ i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me. ❜ ❛ … and a hush falls over the room. ❜ ❛ isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing? ❜ ❛ it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends. ❜ ❛ aw, she’s ugly! ❜ ❛ wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video? ❜ ❛ ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents? ❜ ❛ what? huh? what? when? when? ❜ ❛ let’s see, what problems can we solve? ❜ ❛ that’s not how you talk. ❜ ❛ let’s change it to trick ___. ❜ ❛ it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma. ❜ ❛ oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker. ❜ ❛ ___ is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day. ❜ ❛ you are no longer the alpha of the house. ❜ ❛ look upon your sovereign, ___, and tremble! ❜ ❛ it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❜ ❛ i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes. ❜ ❛ it was like hanging out with my mom. ❜ ❛ they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy. ❜ ❛ so, there’s no toilets. ❜ ❛ well yeah, that’s how all of life works. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. ❜ ❛ this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery. ❜ ❛ sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all. ❜ ❛ you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy. ❜ ❛ fell deadly silent, is what they all did. ❜ ❛ no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo. ❜ ❛ i had no supervision when i was a kid. ❜ ❛ i grew up before children were special. ❜ ❛ i’m so horny and angry all the time. ❜ ❛ and i have no outlet for it, so… eggs. ❜ ❛ i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian. ❜ ❛ you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under. ❜ ❛ i’m telling you three weeks in advance. ❜ ❛ that’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❜ ❛ and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving. ❜ ❛ in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life. ❜ ❛ what do you do to afford v-necks, ___? ❜ ❛ ah, numbers. the letters of math. ❜ ❛ no one look at me or i’ll kill myself. ❜ ❛ thank you, no one will ever see me again! ❜ ❛ who could she have been talking to? ❜ ❛ i need you to believe me. ❜ ❛ one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet! ❜ ❛ i think about that every goddamn day. ❜ ❛ that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know? ❜ ❛ eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. ❜ ❛ a very upsetting thing to hear, yes? ❜ ❛ if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❜ ❛ one black coffee. same motherfucker. ❜ ❛ my feet were not on the ground. ❜ ❛ he never forgets a bitch, ever. ❜ ❛ then it is revealed that she has NO hand. ❜ ❛ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire. ❜
me: hey im gonna write like. a whole meta abt val and thor during endgame bc i sure do have a lot of Thoughts
my brain: russos,,,,,,,,,, bad
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