Rock

he/him

[goth-queen]

[wurdemkittykatzat]

good thing i was wearing my poop dress!!

[dogpuppy]

Don’t think I’m a beatles fan I think they fucking suck and Paul mccartney looks like a melting candle

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

[taumoebas]

Project Hail Mary is wonderful bc it’s the kind of story that would normally be a sweeping romance - they were destined to find each other, they love each other to the point of saving their entire worlds - but its not a romance! Friendship can be the thing that propels you to save the world!

[efoxgirl]

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[dogpuppy]

The one breaking bad scene where walter and jesse go mining

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[carnicer01]

Forgot to post this too

[space-cattle]

Detective training

[circusgoth-dotcom]

guys who's ready for perfectly even february in a week

[stroebe2]

I like bad things on purpose

[givemearmstopraywith]

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

[mrsterlingeverything]

Youve met me at a very chopped time in my life