Call Me Nat...

Heya! I'm just an INFP little person. And by little i mean 15. I love drawing, cartoons and anime. I'm trying to learn Japanese and french. And this blog is probably gonna be me reposting a bunch of stuff... (and maybe i'll post drawings or smth)

[badlydrawneverything]

[bo-ners]

[cartmanbrah-deactivated20231007]

I don’t understand how your mind just leaves you when you’re dead. What if the people who hallucinate, the hallucinations are spirits?

[chi-really-hates-terfs]

I love all my trans friends rb if u also love ur trans friends

[okboy-remade-deactivated2018011]

me: *makes a post*

someone with a whole sentence as their url in the comments:  LOL!!! 😂 😂 😂

me: who said you could do that    

[someonewithawholesentence]

LOL!!! 😂 😂 😂

[okboy-remade-deactivated2018011]

[teenscoolest]

[butchthoughts]

op of this post was a transmisogynist so im reposting it:

shoutout to bi girls who are tomboys but feel like they cant talk about their gender non comformity bc there r no terms for it for bi women. shout out to gender non conforming bi girls trying to find a place to exist and be loved. shout out to dysphoric bi girls struggling with womanhood and their bodies. shout out to bi girls who were told “why cant you just be a lesbian since you look like a guy?” your gender non conformity is unique and beautifully bisexual!

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

[mezzalunanova]

I know boys don’t get these talks so let me clarify:

This doesn’t just mean alcohol

Don’t accept any open drinks

After you get your unopened drink, you keep it in your site

You have to go to the bathroom so you leave your drink on a table? That drink is now dead to you.

You’ve been holding your drink way low out of your eyesight and people are crowding? That drink is now suspect.

Stay safe, babies

[cherrycoloredsky-archive]

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

[bigmouthlass]

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

[elusive-suggestions]

always rb

[youngmanandoldsoul-deactivated2]

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

[thesanityclause]

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

[superkeaton-deactivated20181005]

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

[theidledrifter]

This is too badass not to reblog.

[lilinternetwarrior]

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

[bacon-baby-deactivated20140223]

Reblog for last comment

[grifalinas]

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[titenoute]

When a troll gets trolled back with the power of a thousand.

[fincool]

american cryptid: seventeen terrifying demons accosted me in my woodland shed and i kilt 'em all with my scattergun

european cryptid: legends say a terrifying beast lives in the loch... an ancient and spiritual faerie, don't go out in the woods at night or lest ye be scurried away by the mushrooms

japanese cryptid: one time i saw a really fat snake

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[homocidalcrocodile]

Anyways, style fans aren’t mad because kyman shippers are pairing kyle with another person. Theyre made because shippers are pairing a Jewish person with an anti-semite

[yummykyman-deactivated20200717]

On that note, the appeal of Romeo and Juliet was that despite coming from an atmosphere that pitted them against each other they still managed to fall in love

[homocidalcrocodile]

They met once and Romeo “fell in love” immediately (aka thought a 13 year old girl was hot), even though he was moments before “in love” with Rosaline. Then they killed themselves. Furthermore, Romeo and Juliet’s FAMILIES hated each other. Romeo and Juliet NEVER hated each other. Therefore it is an unfair comparison to compare Kyle and Cartman to Romeo and Juliet, when their relationships are nothing alike. Cartman hates Jewish people and Kyle is Jewish. That is not and “atmosphere that pitted them against each other.” That is one character actively choosing to hate a minority. Romeo and Juliet is a poor comparison to make.

[yummykyman-deactivated20200717]

You missed the ‘appeal’ part. The theme, not the actual story. Regardless they are pitted against each other. The appeal comes from love overpowering inherent conflict.

In layman’s terms if Cartman falls in love with Kyle clearly he couldn’t be that anti-Semitic. Idk why that always goes over Saints’ heads.

[homocidalcrocodile]

Do you… think kyman is canon? Your entire response firstly relies on the concept that they are actually dating/that cartman is actually in love with Kyle. They are not canon. In canon, cartman dresses up as Hitler, mocks Kyle for being Jewish constantly, and publicly declares his hate for Jews. Now seeing these scenes in the show, how could one possibly see a character being racist and frankly just cruel (which goes both ways) and think “you know, these characters need to be in love”? On your point of “if Cartman falls in love with Kyle clearly he couldn’t be that anti-Semitic”: Do you realize there is a real life phenomenon of racist dating? A quick Google search (“racism in interracial relationships,” “racial fetishism,” etc.) can give you a much more in-depth analysis than i can. Here is one of the 1st articles, though: https://theestablishment.co/the-danger-of-unchallenged-racism-in-interracial-relationships-4333227b79fe And before the inevitable “But it’s just a fictional show! And shipping is purely hypothetical!” argument comes up: fiction is very influential. The type of fiction we like is indicative of the kind of person we are. It’s part of our personalities, of course. Here is a very brief article: http://www.adweek.com/galleycat/study-fictional-characters-can-influence-real-life-actions/52255 And of course you can do your own search for other articles. Tldr: cartman is a racist on the show and I have no idea how someone could see this mean kid on tv and pair him with the one person he despises the most and is racist toward. Even if they were in love (theyre not), racism in interracial relationships is a real phenomenon, and simply loving someone (again, they don’t actually love each other on the show) doesn’t make your racism vanish immediately. Fiction and shipping reflect who we are as people: our tastes, our views on romance, etc. If you think that they can have a healthy and functioning relationship, you must not have actually watched the show, and I feel sorry for your perspective on how relationships should work. (Now don’t get me wrong. You can LIKE an antagonist. They’re fantastic characters. But you have to admit that they’re bad people and/or make bad decisions and move on)

[yummykyman-deactivated20200717]

Do you know what the word “if” means my dude

[yummykyman-deactivated20200717]

To clarify. Not asking for your approval, just specifying an appeal kyman commonly has.

[EDIT] Holy crap, I gave that article a read just in case you were onto something with the interracial dating, but the only case the article actually made was that them whites believed stereotypes and the white one had the nerve to want to teach their son to avoid negative stereotypes. That’s really fucking tame. And doesn’t really hurt my point at all. Neither does the fetishism thing. That’s porn.

[shecat105]

I’ve been in this fandom for about 2 or 3 years now and I’ve never actually seen anyone bring up the point that, if we are REALLY going to use the ENTIRE shows history for our arguments, that Cartman was a victim before he became the bully. Yeah, it lasted half a season, half of the FIRST season so it’s not surprising we tend to forget about it. However, up until the above mentioned episode where Cartman dresses up as Hitler, Kyle primarily provided the bully humor. You know, how the whole “fatass” thing came to be. Going back, you can see Cartman has a bit of a hard time trying to find his footing in defending himself against this bullying. The whole time, he knows Kyle is jewish. Doesn’t care. Doesn’t give it a single thought. Up until he is shows the video describing Hitler. THEN HE remembers Kyle is jewish. He makes a connection. He decides to use this new knowledge to piss off kyle (also I feel a lot of Cartman’s adoration of Hitler in that ep was from how powerful the video made him seem to the young (Oh yeah these are fucking children with child mindsets did we forget? And no season displays this better than season 1 imo) impressionable Eric Cartman). Recap from my parenthesis there: Cartman sees a strong and powerful man as a role model to follow because he hated Jews and Cartman feels a commonality through his own problems with Kyle, who happens to be a Jew. Therefore, Cartman’s infamous hate of Jews is nothing more than a child using leverage to get back at his bully and ends up becoming a bully in return. But guess what. It actually gained Kyle’s respect. Kyle thoroughly respects Cartman, as aggravating as he is to him. And Cartman respects Kyle as well. He’s always taking his criticism as a challenge (mutual but Cartman much more often) and thrives off it. But they’re rivals. They focus their negative energy on each other and it has formed a mutual respect between them. It’s so focused that Kenny doesn’t even get a lot of attention from Cartman (well anyone but fans…) anymore. Stan only gets away with Kyle’s attention because of their Super Best Friends label.

TLDR (btw if you’re going to put one of these, make it easy to find at the end or no one is going to pay attention): They’re children teasing each other like children do. This is their lives. It’s what they know. And with no adults putting an ultimate stop to it all, it’ll keep happening. Jew and Fatass. They don’t even negatively respond to these names anymore…

[fincool]

Kyle: Hey fat ass can you not stand so close to me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Eric: What does claustrophobic mean?

Kenny: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Eric: (looking slyly at Kyle ) HO HO HO!!!

Stan: Stop it Cartman! you’re scaring him!

[fanbun]

I can’t wait until The Fractured But Whole confirms that Cartman is secretly into yaoi

[paralian-s]

Kill me. Please kill me.