BEARD

Your beard, my beard, beards.also nudity...some scotch...and other things i like a tad less.

[fiercedeception]

Me looking at yall blogs all blurred and shit while mine stays unbothered because im saved sanctified and holy ghost filled unlike yall heathens

[treofice]

All the sinful blogs staring back like

[blackqueerblog]

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

[kingjaffejoffer]

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

[colachampagnedad]

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[californiakingme]

This is so funny to me

[ayoaprell]

Ahahahahah 💅🏾

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

Never unfunny

[thathighguy]

Hahahaha always a good watch. That’s what they get for being white and for celebration early.

[mozzplast]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[tumblebub]

Hey man, evolution is evolution. This is what horses used to be:

This is the earliest elephant:

An early bird:

And one of the first primates(us)

Face it. EVERYONE has a weird grandparent. Even dolphins

[jehovahhthickness]

Science is so cool

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[sexysassybossy]

🤔

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight]

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

[tumblrrr]

[buttercream-gang]

That is well over half

[wholesomethanos]

[hearttraceeellisross]

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[dipped-in-black-deactivated2018]

Lmfaoo I love thiss

[bigeisamazing]

[findthatreptar]

Suicide doesn't always end in death, some of us kill ourselves a little every day.

[rocksteady87]

“Good morning is the happiest greeting, therefore, it is my only greeting” My reverse before and after. Pic on the left taken last week. The right taken tonight…In a fit of rage I reattached my old Dreadlocks.

[pocblog]

This is amazing 👌🏾

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[rocksteady87]

I love watching her sleep.

[shakugan-archive]

[africant]