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[levorulny]

[willbeck]

um

[coffinshippings-deactivated2024]

hear me out....

[eastonapologist]

nobody look at me this is like my third heiter thirst trap edit fml

[fineeggs-blog]

I just watched The Human Centipede and I found Dr.heiter is fine

Thank you

[willbeck]

heiter edit yippee

[chronicbeans]

More Heilwald Loophole Headcanons

This time they are kinda general, but I will try to group together character based ones.

TW: Supernatural Forces, Slight Body Horror, Mentions of Terminal Illness (Liver Failure)

•I saw somewhere that the name of the hospital, "Heilwald Klinikum", can be loosely translated to something along the lines of "healing forest hospital", "unharmed forest hospital", "safe forest hospital", etc. (Don't take my word for it. I sadly don't speak German. I want to find some good German classes, though, since it's a cool language that I want to learn). So, while it could be that the name of a nearby area or possibly the founder of the hospital was named "Heilwald", I really like the idea of the surrounding forest being seen as healing or supernatural and possibly having something to do with the events in the game. I mostly consider this a headcanons, though, because of the lack of any substantial evidence besides the name (if I had more evidence, I would try to make it a theory, lol).

•The forest, alongside how most of the staff were devoted to helping the patients, is a part of why the hospital had such a good reputation. The patients were well cared for and happy. Once Dr. Randolph entered the picture, however, and wished for the hospital to find a way to cheat death, with the main desire to save himself, the forest essentially turned on the staff and patients. The weather is constantly raining, the patients suffering, and (most) of the staff disfigured in some way. Dr. Hauser and Nurse Helene seem to be the only ones not outwardly changed throughout the game. Dr. Hauser's strength and teleportation, as well as Nurse Helene's speed, are the changes the forest caused to them.

•The Ominous Voice's owner/host lies somewhere underground, or in the hospital's basement area. I can't really help but imagine that, even if the voice is actually the hospital itself, like some theories say, it has a physical body of its own to speak from. The voice echoes through the pipes of the hospital, too, resulting in it sounding slightly different in each area, depending on the condition of the pipes it needs to go through to reach the listener. If the pipes are rusted, it will sound different than well kept pipes. The only people who can hear it are those that are willing to listen, which is why the staff of the hospital are seemingly unable to hear it. Nurse Helene is only unable to hear it because the Ominous Voice doesn't talk to her in specific, not wanting to distract the only staff member actively trying to help the patients.

•Dr. Randolph does have a degree in dentistry and is pretty good at dental care compared to the rest of his medical skills. He just didn't care by the time that the dental building was completed enough to be used to treat patients to do a good job. That, combined with the sudden feeling that something was about to happen, which was caused by the forest and slow arrival of the loophole, made him extremely unmotivated and more determined to try to treat his own condition before his patients'. He often justified this with the idea that, if he were to die from his liver failure, then he wouldn't be able to treat anybody in the future.

•The out of place hospital bed in Dr. Randolph's office is where he sleeps. Unlike the other staff members, who are content to sleep at their desks, on a table, or even on the floor, Dr. Randolph decided to steal a hospital bed to sleep in. He has a lot of difficulties when it comes to falling and staying asleep, in part due to abdominal pain, so he found it too unbearable and difficult to sleep without a bed. He usually holds a pillow close to his stomach and lower abdomen to help with the pain.

•Most of the staff, besides Dr. Randolph, the Trash Collector, Dr. Hauser, Nurse Helene and Nurse Astrid, are only acutely aware of what has happened at the Heilwald Klinikum. They barely remember what it was like before everything changed, even how they looked before their odd mutations. They look at themselves and have the strange thought of "this doesn't seem quite right", but they can't put together the fact that they weren't always like this. The Dr. Randolph is completely aware of what is going on and why, while the rest are aware that something is horribly wrong, but not exactly why it is happening.

[chronicbeans]

More Dr. Randolph Headcanons

because I am an absolute SIMP for this man.

TW: Mentions of Nausea, Inability to Take Criticism, Perfectionism

•He drinks coffee a lot. Like A LOT a lot. Whenever he doesn't expect to treat any patients, he's chugging down some coffee. He thinks it will help with his fatigue. His office also smells like coffee, too, because of this. He prefers black, medium-dark roast coffee, but he does put in cream and sugar if he thinks the coffee is too strong.

•He likes golfing. Before everybody got stuck in the hospital and everything went to hell and back, he would go golfing on his days off. Due to playing often, he was pretty good at it, too. Sometimes he would invite Nurse Sabine, too, since she was a relatively new staff member and mentioned feeling out of place. He wanted to help her feel more welcomed, especially consid that they would both be working together in the dental building.

•He falls asleep at his desk often, even with all the caffeine he got from the coffee he drank, beforehand. His belief that drinking a bunch of caffeine will help his fatigue doesn't really work for him. Instead, he just gets over caffeinated and jittery for a while, before feeling twice as exhausted.

•The only real reason why he didn't go out to find the player after waking up from the anesthesia is that he felt too sick to do so, so he had to spend some time recovering. Not only were the anesthetics expired, but he also just doesn't do well under anesthesia. He's the type of person to wake up from anesthesia feeling like he is going to either fall over if he stands, vomit, or both. So he had to wait about an hour or two before even attempting to stand up because he felt too dizzy and nauseated.

•He is often too proud to admit to any faults he has. It's made it so he has a hard time dealing with criticism of any kind, whether it is of his attitude, his work, his way of dressing, etc. He cannot handle it. He has no problem dishing it out to others, however, and it is usually fair criticism he gives. A big reason why he acts so proud and above criticism is because he is actually over critical of himself, to the point where he has decided to simply fake being proud until he makes it. He also can not tell which self critiques are actually worth something, or him over exaggerating a small problem, so he just doesn't listen to any of it. So, any bad word about him is a sore spot for him. He's a perfectionist that doesn't really try to perfect anything, in a way.

[chronicbeans]

The Heilwald Loophole Dr. Randolph Headcanons:

Yippee!!! I love this game!

TW: Chronic/Terminal Illness, Thanatophobia (fear of death/dying), Arguments/Fighting, Body Horror/Hospital Horror, Surgery

•Dr. Randolph is generally a very smart man, but when it comes to medicine, he's not that great at it. Like, he knows how to provide treatment (surgery, medication, First Aid, etc), but not when it is needed. He'll look at someone with signs and symptoms of a simple cold, then say that they need like... lung surgery or something. He also just really likes to perform surgery, for some reason.

•He can speak fluent English, but for the life of him, he can't read or write it. I mainly got this idea from the "Benefits of the surgical removal of the lecur" paper (I think it is meant to be in English, due to there being moments when the player mentions that something is in German, like the maintenance sign). I am pretty sure he was trying to write "liver", since he is the guy that wants to remove livers. He can read his own "English" (read: gibberish), but no one else can. So, he'll give a whole speech in English, reading from a paper that he wrote, and none would be the wiser to how bad his writing is. He gets away with reading professional research papers in English by trucking someone else into reading it aloud for him. No one really knows that he can't actually read or write in English, since he is pretty good at hiding it.

•He is "tired" a lot of the time, to the point of extreme fatigue. He knows that his tiredness is actually fatigue, and not simply being tired, but doesn't want to admit it. This fatigue adds onto his temper, making him quick to snap at staff when he doesn't need to keep up appearances or is not in front of patients. This all culminated in an argument with Nurse Astrid that grew physical, which Dr. Hauser witnessed, over the paper she was writing about Dr. Randolph's work. This event is what caused Dr. Hauser to grow scared of Dr. Randolph, as well as causing Astrid to grow quiet and a "shell of her former self" according to her coworkers.

•Dr. Randolph's speech at the beginning of the game, where he mentions wanting to provide a better, or at least different option than death to the patients of the Heilwald Klinikum, is actually more about himself than the patients. The reason why he wants to remove your liver is because he, himself, is suffering from chronic liver failure. He was determined to work at the hospital, having heard that it was one of the best in Germany and, supposedly, had the capacity to work miracles due to the forest around it having special properties. He wanted to avoid his seemingly inevitable death from his disease, due to his severe Thanatophobia. In his opinion, there is no fate worse than death. His wish was fulfilled, since after a while, everyone became incapable of dying in the Heilwald Klinikum. They also couldn't leave. And... some of the staff started to change... but his wish to never die was fulfilled.

•On the idea of him stealing your liver... when he steals it, he does so with the intention to transplant it into himself. While he won't ever die from his condition, he still suffers from the symptoms of liver failure. So, he will gladly take yours and put it into himself. The newly transplanted livers always begin to fail soon after, but it does provide some relief for a little while. You also seem to just show up like nothing happened, anyway, so you aren't harmed by it, in his opinion.

•The physical changes to the staff are, depending on the staff member, representative of their state of mind. An example would be Nurse Astrid, who, after the incident with Dr. Randolph, became closed off. So, when she started changing, she basically grew an iron lung around herself to protect herself from harm, but she is still in pain. Other staff members that simply changed as a consequence of being in the hospital have less drastic changes, such as Nurse Sabine. Dr. Randolph's changes at the end of the game are a representation of all of his locked up anger at everything. His condition, how everything regarding his wishes turned out, and just everything. There is no specific thing or person he is angry at, so he just became a mangled mess of a... Whatever he became at that point...

[fineeggs-blog]

AAAAAUGHH!🥵🥵🥵

[bioluminescent-volatile]

How about a Doctor Randolph nsfw headcannon thing??? I wanna see what you can come up with for him lol

NSFW-Headcanons for Dr. Joseph Randolph

Sex with Doctor Joseph Randolph? Oh boy, you’re in for quite a ride.

First of all, Randolph doesn’t care about your gender. It’s not important for him if you have a penis between your legs or not.

He is very quiet during sex, the loudest an occasional yelp of your name when he cums, but he is not above begging if you “torture” him long enough. The little “Please…” or the “My l-love…” are so adorable.

The stamina this man possesses is as unnatural as his ability to create a loophole. He can go for hours and hours on end. I hope that you have a high sex drive and don’t mind being overstimulated because this man doesn’t stop after the first orgasm. Or the second. Or the third...you get it.

Is quite blunt when he desires your body and what you have to offer. He would just grab you from wherever you are, drag you into the next dark hallway, and begin to kiss your neck, nibbling on your soft flesh there. However, when you say no, he’ll let go of you immediately.

Is always ready to pleasure you. If you are the one approaching him, you will never hear a no from him. He will drop whatever he’s doing and search for a comfortable and quiet place for the both of you.

If the sex is rough or gentle often depends on his mood and your wishes. He tries his best to please you how you like it, but when he is infuriated or if you tease him too much, he tends to get quite rough. He would never hurt you, though. At least…not on purpose.

Has an amazingly long and thick cock, and believe it or not, a big piercing thrones on its head. He fills you out perfectly, his entering always accompanied by a slight burning stretch, even if you are very well prepared, and the considerably large metallic addition adds even more to your pleasure.

For such a serious man, the list of Randolph’s kinks is surprisingly long. He loves bondage, pet-play, master and servant, etc. Even knife-play appeals him. It would take a while for him to indulge you in his fantasies, however. At first, it’s because he doesn’t trust you, and later, it's because he is afraid to scare you off.

He will mark you. His canines are unusually sharp, and he will use this to his advantage to let everyone, especially Wolfram, know that you are his. No one else is allowed to touch you or he swears to GOD they WISH they'd be dead!

Despises the idea of a threesome. He doesn’t want to share your beautiful body with anyone and feels like no one else deserves to have you.

The amount of cum this man produces is unbelievable and makes it hard to believe that he has no breeding kink. A single load is enough to fill you to the brim, and since one round of sex is rarely enough, your stomach will be bulging once he is finally done with you.

Topping him will be easier the longer your relationships last. It will take a long time to convince him, but when he finally does give in, make him feel as good as you can. It doesn’t matter if you penetrate him or ride him, show him the best time of his life and make him beg for more. He will trust you even more after this.

[pastelkarmari]

they’re the equivalent of that one scene of SpongeBob where Spongebob pulls out the BFF ring . She actually goes up to him and goes “erm actuallyyyyy” to a god damn medical professional .

[kirlias452]

Was inspired by @diesarah0’s heilwald loophole memes so here’s mine!

[bioluminescent-volatile]

Heilwald's Doctors with their s/o Headcanons

Dr. Hauser

Dr. Hauser is a very attentive and loving boyfriend.

He will gladly share all the knowledge that he has carefully obtained over the years, knowing fully well that he can trust his dearest s/o with his life.

He loves cuddle on the couch with them, covering both of their bodies with a thick, large blanket, reading a book, or simply talking about whatever that comes to their minds.

He will share his love for cats with them and take them to the Heilwald Park to feed the strays that have been caught in Joseph Randolph’s loophole. If his s/o is allergic though, he’ll make sure to properly clean himself and his clothes, so they won’t have to suffer.

If his s/o is feeling unwell, he will do everything to make them feel better. He’d even leave the attic to go get them some medicine despite the danger of running into Dr. Randolph or Wolfram. Oh, the things he does for his dearest.

Can easily give them a piggyback ride if they want to. He is incredibly strong, so no matter how tall his s/o is or how much they weigh, it’ll always be a piece of cake to carry them around. Only because he’s an old man with a cane doesn’t mean he isn’t strong.

He is a surprisingly good cook. He forced himself to learn how to make food for himself since Chef Sauer’s muck is too disgusting to eat, and he would never force his s/o to endure that vile Fleischsuppe. He’d rather give them the rats the cats bring him sometimes.

Arguments with Hauser aren't even that rare.

Dr. Wolfram

Wolfram is an asshole, but he is still has the potential to be an amazing boyfriend.

Loves to take his s/o to swimming sessions and enjoys showing off his body to them. He’s very proud of his accomplishments.

He wants to keep them strong and healthy, so he does his best to create a perfect training and eating schedule for his lover and make sure that they follow it.

Due do spending almost all day in the bathhouse, his body heat is immense. Whenever his s/o is cold, all they have to do to warm up is to cuddle up to him. He is like a living, breathing heater.

He loves to cuddle with them in bed. He’ll just wrap his arms around them and press them against his chest, letting his fingers run through their hair while muttering sweet nothings into their ear.

Wolfram tries his best to keep his s/o safe from the horrors of the Heilwald Klinikum. Especially from Dr. Randolph. He doesn’t want them to be turned into some kind of twisted monster.

Has an unbelievably high sexual drive and impressive stamina. His s/o definitely won’t be unsatisfied with him.

Arguments with this hothead can get very heated, but he would never intentionally hurt his partner.

Accidentally kicked them in the stomach while swimming and still apologizes to this day. It was truly an accident.

His s/o will have to take care of the wounds that he inflicts upon himself when he spends an entire hour standing in the shower and scrubbing himself down with a rough sponge.

When they are around, he is calmer and has more control over his actions. The patients are actually able to have a decent time in his swimming sessions.

Dr. Joseph Randolph

Being with Chief Doctor Joseph Randolph is…difficult. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not a bad boyfriend, but getting through his mental walls is a challenge to behold!

Between his s/o and his emotions is not a brick wall, but an entire security facility. It takes a while for him to be able to trust them with his life.

He is a very quiet person. He doesn’t have a problem with giving a speech, but he barely opens his mouth in private. They have to pay very close attention to his expressions as well as body language to read his emotions.

At the start of your relationship, it’s almost impossible for his s/o to touch him without him flinching away from them, even if them slowly set the palm of their hands on his cheeks.

The first time they tried to surprise him and hug him from behind, he instinctively buried a syringe into their neck. They learned to never do that again.

He is very distant and prefers to avoid his s/o at first. But they quickly learned that it’s not because he doesn’t love them, but because he’s absolutely overwhelmed with his emotions. He has never felt anything like this before.

They will have to introduce him to the concept of love. That poor man is absolutely oblivious how relationships work and completely depends on his dearest s/o to learn it.

It will definitely take months, if not an entire year, to get through to him, but once they do, they will have the most loyal, loving and devoted boyfriend ever. He will turn into an absolute teddy bear.

Joseph will also grow very protective of them. He will always be keeping his s/o in his sight or at least commanding one of the nurses to watch over them when he is unable to do so himself. He’s scared of losing them, naturally.

Once he realizes the benefits of physical affection, his s/o will have to deal with a real cuddler. He is absolutely touch-starved and will seek contact on every possible occasion, and he may be even the one to approach from time to time.

Arguments with this man are rare, but very intense. He is a master of words, and while his remarks are short, they are always sharp and hit where it hurts. He is incredibly stubborn and refuses to back down, which could get problematic when he meets his match in his s/o.

[kirlias452]

Screw it nobody has done this yet

Joseph Randolph imagine

💉 Is obviously the gentleman type with his s/o.

💉 Calls his s/o ‘my dear’ or ‘dearest’.

💉 Hates seeing his s/o hurt.

💉 Is into slow dancing with his s/o.

💉 He’ll try his best to not get his s/o killed in the clinic.

💉 If he ends up mutating and his s/o finds him, he’ll try to run away and hide, not wanting them to see him in that state.

💉 Doesn’t mind his s/o sitting in his lap, they just have to not distract him when he does paperwork.

💉 Will let his s/o lay their head on him, he finds it cute.

💉 If his s/o gives him a gift, he’ll smile, blush a bit and keep it with him at all times.