keira

life is unjust and cruel

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intro

-keira, she/her

-21

-cinephile

-i love weird media

-outlast trials #1 document lover

-any ed accounts dni

find me!!

pinterest 🇬🇧 letterboxd ♟️ sideblog

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easterman ate pennies as a child confirmed

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some more thoughts about imogene…

she buys hendrick tacky holiday themed ties and he has to take them off in the car before he goes into work so he doesn’t hurt her feelings

she has a cat named baby

she pretends to understand what hendrick means when he talks about his work & theories so she can impress him

↑(hendrick knows she doesn’t understand but he likes to feel smart)

at a murkoff party that hendrick dragged imogene to, avellanos joked about imogene’s dress and she’s hated avellanos since

↑she still refuses to go to any murkoff events with him because she’s convinced his coworkers will make fun of her

her favorite drink is an arnold palmer ◡̈

imogene loves anything related to christmas

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imogene and hendrick 💝

comm from @spectralish !!

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one of my favorite pieces of lore is that easterman is scared of cops. awwww

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i am pleased to announce that i have gotten over my fear of posting my ocs… everyone say hello imogene ◡̈

she is easterman’s second wife who he lowkey hates but thats ok bc she adores him!

she likes cats and brunch with the girls and most importantly… hendrick

she met him through her father who met hendrick at a conference and recommended her to him. they then spoke through letters for a while before formally meeting

↑(timeline slightly altered since his divorce is canonically a bit recent)

hendrick finds her annoying most of the time and he drugs her like he did to irene

hendrick calls her jeannie and she calls him ricky… awwww

more to come… :)

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so we know from the sleepwalker doc that easterman is from massachusetts (after growing up in iowa ofc)…

do we think easterman went to harvard 😳

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easterman aura farming only for amelia to immediately humble him

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the porn on your fucking computer made my jaw drop

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scarfiotti… and easterman… passing you around… send post

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i am easterman’s housewife that he hates

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ETHEL IS BACK ON TUMBLR

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theres a depressing lack of scarfiotti x reader content on the internet… whats up with that

now that i think about it there’s a serious lack of any murkoff admin staff content

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i am once again asking for your easterman headcanons…

what do we think his house looks like… how does he decorate

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why do half of the easterman fics on ao3 sound like they were written by chatgpt…

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guys what do we think some of eastermans favorite foods are….. what does he eat for lunch

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