Good evening idiot hookers.

[sandersstudies]

We need a counter to “Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point” that is “Heartbreaking: your favorite person in the world just said the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard.”

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[toastbutteregg]

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[unholyblissafterdark]

[kenobion]

Andrew Garfield at the Critics Choice Awards

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

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Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

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