WADDUP

call me Nox They/Them/He/Him in that order

[fingerlime]

good morning philadelphia who wants me

[satanfemme]

[ID: a photo of the back of a metal street sign. drawn on the sign in black marker is an illustration of wired earbuds. this drawing is labeled "hedphon." End ID]

can I show u guys my favorite graffiti ever

[stitchposts]

[4244-deactivated20250219]

[fingerlime]

hey tumblr i’m back. how many of you would potentially be interested in reading the book i’m writing about a gay lil romance between a flirtatiously silver tongued himbo vampire, and a easily flustered, anxiety fueled history professor with an original character cast full of LGBTQIA+ individuals? lmk <3

[fingerlime]

i’m a short dom guess you could call me a crop top

[neyruto]

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that’s so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[brucebocchi]

[lowpawly]

[genericpoetryblog]

Coelacanth

It is important to recall the scale of the Coelacanth Her evolutionary alterations and cellular increments, clothed in her genes and steeped in eons of daughters uncountable. And yet,

all concealed,

under what our eyes describe as “living fossil”, under ossified limb configuration left stagnant in its own antiquity. So remember her, and seek comfort in your improvements, even if nothing hints to such on the outside. For you owe no one the proof of your progress.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

if yall were wondering where the line from the poster on the store is, it’s this poem that I wrote a while back and edited clean for an entry on the cryptonaturalist podcast (which is a podcast about cryptids and nature)

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[sixpenceee]

This 360° video shows what it looks like on top of Mount Everest on a clear day | source

[company]

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

[lovehype]

what if you were playing basketball and you went to dribble the ball but it was ceramic and shattered everywhere and everyone got mad at you about it

[lovehype]

i was thinking about this so hard last night i cried

[inktheblot]

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

[miasimiagoria]

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

[jetzflare25]

Mabel: I got close enough to a murderer to steal his weapon, uncovered a government conspiracy, found a way to get Mermando from the pool to the lake, broke a bunch of clones out of their prison, stopped a demon from getting the information he needed, came up with an efficient way to defeat a zombie horde, sewed an actual light source into my sweater, basically performed a successful exorcism without damaging the body, found the secret door to the basement, and nearly all of that was without the help of the journal.

Dipper: It says not to read the spell aloud but it probably doesn’t summon that many zombies, the agents can probably handle it.

[ultimatebottom69]

History REPEATS.