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[finicillium]

About the me™: - Finlay/Fin (<- me!!) - I have pronouns and gender. Guess 🫵 - I once made a chemical reaction with coca cola and soup stock. - BBC News is my problematic blorbo.

Link to the very important pigeon poll

Amount of times I have been called Australian: 4 Amount of times I have cried over an IKEA shelf: 2 Amount of times people have made me in tomodachi life: 4

Previous urls: femboy-bbc-news, officially-bbc-news, st-fin-the-hospital, germ-divorce. I'm gonna stick with finicillium for now though.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[finicillium]

Violent positivity is so cool

You 🫵 you're awesome now get in the violence machine

[finicillium]

New goal unlocked: force people to be nicer with my evil powers of the fucking void

[finicillium]

Seriously if anyone is basically just rude for no good reason around my friends I am going to COOK THEM

[finicillium]

Also applies to people being rude to my enemies

[finicillium]

New goal unlocked: force people to be nicer with my evil powers of the fucking void

[finicillium]

Seriously if anyone is basically just rude for no good reason around my friends I am going to COOK THEM

[finicillium]

New goal unlocked: force people to be nicer with my evil powers of the fucking void

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

that's right, we shall take the ceiling lickers to the dungeons

[chill-lesbian2013]

What a terrible day to be 5’3”

[finicillium]

what a horrible day to be 5'5

[killer-offical]

its horrible to be tall every day. look at you stealing all this height. theives! savages! you barbarians!!!

[finicillium]

...Brb I'm getting my five inch platforms so you can't reach me

[killer-offical]

i can push you off a cliff

[finicillium]

Bold of you to assume I am not indestructible

[killer-offical]

okay i can eat you then

[finicillium]

I have consumed so much window cleaner I am 99% poisonous

[killer-offical]

ive consumed poison you've never heard of before. death fears me. I'm gonna consume you /not freaky

[finicillium]

Don't consume me :< I am but a humble germ

[killer-offical]

I will consume you. one way or another

[finicillium]

That's it! Get sued 🫵🫵🫵

[killer-offical]

you can try.

[finicillium]

LAWYER HELP MEEE

[killer-offical]

that's not going to work. I'm literally a god.

[finicillium]

internet how to sue god please

[killer-offical]

im not THE christian god. I'm A god. god of [REDACTED]. you can't sue me.

[finicillium]

Nooooooooooo defeat.. defeat has caught me..

[killer-offical]

i may spare you, if you join my cult– i mean religion. worship I, Captain, God of [REDACTED]

[finicillium]

oooooooo a CULT- lemme in :D

[killer-offical]

Yes. become my priest.

[finicillium]

i shall indeedeth be the priest. a gay priest that is also sentient bacteria

[killer-offical]

yes we love gay people. you may choose your ranking

[finicillium]

smaller evil middle priest thank ye :3

[killer-offical]

great. bring me a sacrifice

[finicillium]

Does mayo count?

[onnaise-blog]

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

[may]

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[finicillium]

MAYONNAISE ON MY DASHBOARD-

[finicillium]

I gotta ask Tumblr something because the pigeons deserve nice things.

How often do you think nice things at pigeons?

Every time you see a pigeon.

Once a day.

Once a week.

Once a month.

Few times a year.

Once a year.

I've literally never done this

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

I need answers. Give me answers.

[finicillium]

So far most people are thinking nice things :D

Y'all have 6 days to get it to 666 votes for the funsies.

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

that's right, we shall take the ceiling lickers to the dungeons

[chill-lesbian2013]

What a terrible day to be 5’3”

[finicillium]

what a horrible day to be 5'5

[killer-offical]

its horrible to be tall every day. look at you stealing all this height. theives! savages! you barbarians!!!

[finicillium]

...Brb I'm getting my five inch platforms so you can't reach me

[killer-offical]

i can push you off a cliff

[finicillium]

Bold of you to assume I am not indestructible

[killer-offical]

okay i can eat you then

[finicillium]

I have consumed so much window cleaner I am 99% poisonous

[killer-offical]

ive consumed poison you've never heard of before. death fears me. I'm gonna consume you /not freaky

[finicillium]

Don't consume me :< I am but a humble germ

[killer-offical]

I will consume you. one way or another

[finicillium]

That's it! Get sued 🫵🫵🫵

[killer-offical]

you can try.

[finicillium]

LAWYER HELP MEEE

[killer-offical]

that's not going to work. I'm literally a god.

[finicillium]

internet how to sue god please

[killer-offical]

im not THE christian god. I'm A god. god of [REDACTED]. you can't sue me.

[finicillium]

Nooooooooooo defeat.. defeat has caught me..

[killer-offical]

i may spare you, if you join my cult– i mean religion. worship I, Captain, God of [REDACTED]

[finicillium]

oooooooo a CULT- lemme in :D

[killer-offical]

Yes. become my priest.

[finicillium]

i shall indeedeth be the priest. a gay priest that is also sentient bacteria

[killer-offical]

yes we love gay people. you may choose your ranking

[finicillium]

smaller evil middle priest thank ye :3

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

that's right, we shall take the ceiling lickers to the dungeons

[chill-lesbian2013]

What a terrible day to be 5’3”

[finicillium]

what a horrible day to be 5'5

[killer-offical]

its horrible to be tall every day. look at you stealing all this height. theives! savages! you barbarians!!!

[finicillium]

...Brb I'm getting my five inch platforms so you can't reach me

[killer-offical]

i can push you off a cliff

[finicillium]

Bold of you to assume I am not indestructible

[killer-offical]

okay i can eat you then

[finicillium]

I have consumed so much window cleaner I am 99% poisonous

[killer-offical]

ive consumed poison you've never heard of before. death fears me. I'm gonna consume you /not freaky

[finicillium]

Don't consume me :< I am but a humble germ

[killer-offical]

I will consume you. one way or another

[finicillium]

That's it! Get sued 🫵🫵🫵

[killer-offical]

you can try.

[finicillium]

LAWYER HELP MEEE

[killer-offical]

that's not going to work. I'm literally a god.

[finicillium]

internet how to sue god please

[killer-offical]

im not THE christian god. I'm A god. god of [REDACTED]. you can't sue me.

[finicillium]

Nooooooooooo defeat.. defeat has caught me..

[killer-offical]

i may spare you, if you join my cult– i mean religion. worship I, Captain, God of [REDACTED]

[finicillium]

oooooooo a CULT- lemme in :D

[killer-offical]

Yes. become my priest.

[finicillium]

i shall indeedeth be the priest. a gay priest that is also sentient bacteria

[finicillium]

I didn't realize who you were and was like why the fuck is this person on my dash over and over and ov oh it's fin hi fin

Howdy :D

Tis I, the url changer

[killer-offical]

anyone above 5'2 will be getting bullied by me

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

that's right, we shall take the ceiling lickers to the dungeons

[chill-lesbian2013]

What a terrible day to be 5’3”

[finicillium]

what a horrible day to be 5'5

[finicillium]

High on cinnamon btw

[finicillium]

officially FUCK you Quinton Edwards you don't know anything about cereal and it fucking shows

[the-meme-monarch]

i need more nonpartnering aroace content or just Straight Up Platonic content i keep getting jumpscared with [character] with The aroace flag so i think "Oh Yay i won't see the ship i dont like" and then they kiss anyway or worse

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"