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Marina, 23, Cro. Nobody likes you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you fucking douche

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I’m not buying the whole “accident” thing Albus

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ćao chris. otišao grunge. još je eddie vedder ostao. 

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this is me every 3 hours

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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I could have every single part of your body pressed against mine and I’d still say ‘pull me closer’.

(via carving-backbone)

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Jacques Adnet Mirror Collection

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xo

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The Daily Show introduces a fitting metaphor for Sean Spicer’s press briefings.

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