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[byecolonizer]

But that IS how life works in a lot of countries…

[ourwarofwords]

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

^^^^ American brainwashing and conditioning is insidious.

This is America 🇺🇸

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

[narwhaled]

[veryfunnymemes]

[claygoblin]

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

[byjove]

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

[scrotegasm]

whats the bad news pal 

[byjove]

he no like water on his eyeball

[dankmemeuniversity]

[meanplastic]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

[dragon-in-a-fez]

adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[teenagerposts]

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[jackdonaghy]

[cwote]

love thisss

[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lolsomeone-actually]

I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah

[thefaginogion]

Holy fucking christ

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[itsbetterthananal]

remember when angelina jolie got a double mastectomy and Every Single Man on Earth acted like it was a personal attack on them specifically

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[bimbinis]

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

at least it’s not raining

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[juniqs-blog]

this changed my life

[gaydine-ross]

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

[okmeghana]

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different