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Fact #1130

Rey and Rose sending Finn anon hate:

#Finn #rebelfinn #Rey #Rose tico #finn is a mathematician #Rey and Rose and both technically canon mech engineers #also i lied again last time about it being the last math joke #this is fr the last math joke #math joke

Fact #1101

Rey, looking at the long ass numbers in Finn’s math as he calculates the best strategy for the resistance to use against the FO:

#Finn #rebelfinn #Rey #Finnrey #Rey: Babe you are on the 30th digit. why do you do this?#Finn: Approximations are for the weak!#finn is a mathematician #Rey is an engineer #Math joke #lmao i lied this is the fr last math joke i promise

Fact #1100

Finn, looking at all the approximations Rey makes with her math as she designs her new lightsaber and repairs the Falcon:

#Finn #rebelfinn #Rey #Finnrey #Rey (angry): Pi = 3 is a good approximation!#Finn is a mathematician #Rey is an engineer #i need to stop making math jokes this is an sw blog #life as an engineer #last math joke i promise #math joke #engineering joke

Fact #1046

Rey: I seemed to have lost my boyfriend.

Rey *shouting*: SPACE NEWTON INVENTED CALCULUS!

Finn *tearing his way through a wall*: Now listen here, space Leibniz is the real father of calculus and that virgin nerd Newton stole his work!

Rey: Found him.

#Finn #rebelfinn #Rey #Finnrey #finn is a mathematician #me: makes math memes star wars related by adding 'space' in front of it #math jokes

Fact 1030: Pi

Finn: *uses the pi key on his TI-69420 calculator like a good statistician*

Poe (A Pilot and Aerospace engineer): You know, you can save time by using 22/7!

Rey (A Mechanical engineer and nihilist): Just use pi = 3.

#Finn #rebelfinn #Rey #Finnrey #poe dameron #Finn is a mathematician #Finn is...disgusted #math joke #engineering joke

Fact #1001: In Court

Finn and Rey, deciding Kylo’s punishment in ep 9:

#Finn #Rey #Finnrey #Kylo Ren

Fact #177: Battlefront II

*Finn voice*: Man, I can’t wait to play with myself.

#phrasing #Finn #rebelfinn #battlefront ii #e3

Fact #258: Team Jedi

Finn: First Order, prepare for trouble!

Rey: On second thought, make it double!

Finn: To protect all space from casualties!

Rey: Unite all people within the Galaxy!

Finn: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Rey:To extend our reach to the stars above!

Finn: Finn!

Rey: Rey!

Finn: Team Jedi blasts off at the speed of light!

Rey: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

BeeBee-Ate: *Beep beep beep*!

#Finn #Rey #Finnrey #bb8 #they are nerds #this is from pokemon

Fact #629: National Best Friends Day

Rey: Finn, did you hear? We’re officially Best Friends on Facebook.

Finn: What’s Facebook?

#Rey forgot that facebook didnt exist in star wars for a moment #Finn #Rey #Finnrey

Fact #152

Finn: I don’t know why I pee so much. I didn’t used to pee this much back in the FO.

Rey: Babe, you drink like a whole bottle of water every 3 hours.

Finn: And? I get baby soft skin that’s perfect for cuddling because of it, so, you’re welcome.

#Finn #Rey #Finnrey #Finn has a strict skincare regimen

Fact #124

Rey: Wonder Woman is amazing. So strong and tenacious. She kinda reminds me of you babe.

Finn: Awh. Would that make you Steve Trevor?

Rey: No, I’m Batman.

#*kicks down doors* guess who just watched Wonder Woman #Finn #Rey #Finnrey #wonder woman #Rey does love steve but she really loves batman

Fact #86: 4 Year Old Rey

#Rey #Rey solo #Rey skywalker #This is why she got left on jakku #the kid is Rey #the one whos about to shoot her in the head is 13 yr old ben solo

Fact #536

Finn knows by heart the entire dance to Nobody by Wonder Girls.

#k pop #Finn #rebelfinn #this song is so old but i love it

Fact #272: Fashion Icon

Poe: Now that you’re awake we can get you out of those stormtrooper rags!

Finn: Rags?! I’ll have you know it’s Versace!

#based on...john's underwear...#Finn #Rebelfinn #Poe Dameron #Padme is proud

Fact #1289

Rey is broke cuz she spent all her scavenging money on this:

#Rey #Finnrey #rey is allergic to cats but that wont stop her from loving them!!!

Fact #1279: Millicent

Rey: Wow. Bro, your cat is really fat.

Kylo, angry:

#Rey #Kylo Ren #Millicent #kylux #implied? because of millicent

Fact #1485: Rekt

Gen. Hux: Did you really think you alone can dismantle the FO?

Finn: I dunno. Did YOU really think you can dismantle Bofa?

Gen. Hux: What the hell is Bofa?

#Finn #rebelfinn #armitage hux #Bofa stands for Bank of Alderaan

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