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motherfucker-somewhat-limited

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

probablysomethingtm

honkpilled shoomaxxer

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

magicratfingers

many such pillowcases

iguanamouth

bert and ernie go to ikea

victusinveritas

gothiccharmschool

No cheeses for us meeces.

fine-fletchings

To be clear, while look forward to my annual viewing of Muppet Christmas Carol, I have read the actual Christmas Carol and it fucking SLAPS. It's a short, witty book less about Whoville Christmas spirit and more about class warfare and 'hey, just don't treat human beings like things.' People think "19th century novel? oh god no that sounds like unmedicated dentistry" but it's a good fucking read and ESPECIALLY if you listen to it read aloud. That was Dickens' thing. He'd go around, reading it aloud. It's meant to be read aloud. Maybe buy yourself an audiobook for Christmas.

(That said, don't read it right before you watch the adaptation. The Muppets are a delight in their own right and deserve not to be directly compared to the OG)

mikkeneko

Also? IT'S FUNNY. It's really, genuinely very funny. I read it while writing An Anachronistic Christmas Carol and none of the adaptations really prepare you for how much of a fucken comedian he is.

Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for.

(You can read it here!)

morethanthediagnosis

I came across this article in the wall street journal and thought it might be helpful for some of my fellow spoonies

catgirl-kaiju

This post really hits home for me just how many of the things old people do is just disability accommodation

virgoasf

shamebats

Tiktok post by @ wynunlimited.

dappermouth

It passed outside your window on a night you couldn’t sleep — a phantom burning black against the house across the street.

dinovelvet

sharkinablanket

thefoolishkat

and they are the bestest of friends

up-on-the-downlands

@mcelroyfamilystaff need to see this

cogneartive

are you going to marlboro fair

crabs-and-bedbugs

Menthols, slims, 100s, and lights

mileenaxyz

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

rylandsgrace

That was the last sunrise I ever saw. Perhaps the kindest thing the dark gift has given me. // It was the last time I saw my brother. It was the last time I saw the sun. It was the only time I ever felt free.

Interview with the Vampire (2022 - ) // Sinners (2025)