welcome to Tombstone Industries

here at Tombstone this Industries we try our greatest 2 bring the future of amazing weapons quite helpful products and all around God I can't come up with anything can we just tell them you're awesome and they'll join us either way it would be glad for you to become part of this amazing company where you can stand around and occasionally do stuff I tell you to? [ also one occasion things might get not safe for work so that will also so if you don't like that just trying to avoid it or don't ask for things to go sexual we're just straight-up weird welcome to the company]

[candycreaturesshop]

Luke: I’ll never complain about sex but boy does your dick start to chafe after five or six hours of sex

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio:Well you br@ just keep up the g@@d w@rk and keeping them all the sh@rt lady face if y@u guys ever need help give y@ur awes@me br@ a call!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

An artist made a “third thumb” for your hand that makes everything easier

follow @the-future-now

[jynersosgf-blog]

so we’re just gonna play god now huh?

[retroactivebakeries]

yeah sounds like a plan

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: hmmmmmmmmmmm? Nastasia:sir? Fio: hey check out this co@@ trick I said gerd @ut! *Fio gr@ws a second thumb* Nastasia:o__o wow. Fio: this is c@@l n@w I have 6 fingers. Fio: is g@ing t@ be s@ easier t@ use my scythe! Nastasia: How?

Fio: I d@n't kn@w

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: this is beyond easy snakes are like second family to me

[splatoonus]

Breaking news! We’ve confirmed the identity of the furry creature seen previously in both video footage and the recent Testfire event! Ready for it? Everyone, meet Li’l Judd!

Okay, I’ll be the first to admit he’s adorable, but from what we’ve been able to observe, he’s gunning for Judd’s spot as premier Turf War judge like a bloodthirsty tiger crouching in the jungle underbrush. The details of his origins are still shrouded in mystery, but rest assured our research on this fuzzy subject will continue.

[fio7-7-blog]

FIO: I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT

[djnightmar3]

Skitty appreciation post

[oversandness]

This makes me smile.

[catbob]

Yes YES!!!

[mrawkweird]

Well, damn, someone’s gonna need to make another baby to train for murder tonight.

I am available Monday-Fridays for birthing services.

If necessary I will find the strength to also work weekends.

[ninsegado91]

Poor girl

[grimphantom2]

Oh no, not her!

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio:Well There She G@es p@@r thing she's a g@@d assassin make sure you stay pr@tected the human thr@at is very gentle.

[askfriskandcompany]

If you think Alphys is worthy of Undyne’s hand in marriage, consider supporting us on our Patreon

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: why do all the cool people have an awesome moms! I wish I had a family.

[askfriskandcompany]

If you like terrifying glaive wielding mermaids consider supporting us on our Patreon

[fio7-7-blog]

Fish fight fish fight fish fight fish fight

[swolcat]

[punishandenslavesuckers]

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

[ayellowbirds]

Here it is:

[ruthlessamor]

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: this is the most ungodly power I have ever heard of I would not wish spiders on to my worst enemy I wish them snakes snakes are great butt spiders just no this God I no

[thestingofcruelty]

L: if it make you feel better I could be your Valentine who knows I could make a lot of things better for you

TS Ugh!

Twilight pulls back in revulsion from the undead troll’s attempt at flirting.

TS I think I’m going to be sick to my stomach…

[askfiotombstone-blog]

Fio: Lust what the fuck. Lust: @h yes please! Fio: what n@ @f all the pe@ple I kn@w y@u’re the last pers@n @n the list I want t@ d@ that wife.

Lust: oh come on I could really be anyone for you and you know you have the skills.

Fio: well I d@ have them and I am pretty damn skilled when it c@mes in the art b@ning weird sexual w@rds will n@t tempt me why d@n’t y@u g@ back there Pride @r Envy @r sl@th they’re usually d@wn t@ deal with your sex needs?

Lust: because me and them are having a bit of a fight most of all of us are. Fio: y@u can’t be mad ab@ut the greed steal y@ur stuff again because if s@ the c@de t@ her safe is n@t that hard speaking @f which I d@ n@t remember exactly what it was I usually just break it she gets s@ mad when I d@ that.

Lust: no all of our belongings are in their rightful place bro I’m getting tired of being in here in your head we want bodies again.

Fio: @h

Lust: you must know how it feels for me expecially to not have a body bonjour Sony smart and handsome and strong as you want to think of a way to get us some bodies.

Fio: well I am a genius butt it w@uld be extremely difficult t@ find y@ur b@dies that w@uld have well the same traits as y@u guys I w@uld have t@ find s@me pe@ple wh@ match y@ur sin and have it a lot Sinners @f a str@ng as y@u d@n’t c@me ar@und that @ften that much well their lease hard t@ c@me by.

Lust: you at least have to try.

[jacksepticeyegifs]

Anti, you mother fucker!

[fio7-7-blog]

Interesting large metal distortion and altering at this rate the human doesn't seem to notice the corruption it'll probably be in full bloom by time this October this is going to be fun

[still-madridista]

Steven Universe - Gem Harvest (Sneak Peek)

Here’s the sneak peek for the next new upcoming episode of SU!

Steven works his magic and makes a pumpkin come to life!

[grimphantom2]

Steven you murderer!

awww gotta love Lapis and Peridot, i’m glad the pumpkin puppy went with them at the end……Steven’s way XD

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: w@@@w yep that would be extremely traumatizing to sentient pumpkin dog turnagain dogs deserve nothing good one of these days we'll get over the hatred of dogs

[fio7-7-blog]

New company part 2

{ after wrestling with his own hand? He managed to slightly tame the hand coming out of his back only after it punches him down to the lower levels of the house he continuously falls down the stairs to the basement} Fio: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! Fio: @w stupid stairs stupid dumb thing coming out my back hopefully Nastasia has something to help me with “you” THE hand in his back make say eye rolling gesture minus the eyes Fio: Hey don’t you dare sass me! Nastasia: as he looked his love into her eyes he said" my love I- AM G@ING T@ KILL Y@U!!!!!!!! Nastasia: Oh hi Fio. Fio: hey what are y@u d@ing

[fio7-7-blog]

Fez file: vector

Fez: the vectors A quite interesting subject their nature is hard to explain I will be as linear as possible.

Fez: Fio summons vectors at will butt many years ago when I was quite young and still developing paying he had no proper control over them even summoning them was a hard task or he used his own blood these days it is as easy as him flicking his own nose then ever having to drop a single sweat 2 well kill an entire army with them but that’s only an example.

[blinkpen]

when ppl reblog my art/characters and leave comments in the tags

[fio7-7-blog]

Fio: I NEED IT TO THE GENETICS LAB!

[fio7-7-blog]

Much Later

Fio: this thing fits like a gl@ve well a gl@ve that c@mes t@ my sh@ulder. A Soldier: There he is sir stand down or we'd be forced to shoot! Fio: there w@n't be n@ need I came f@r what I want and I have it s@ if y@u be kind en@ugh t@ let me leave and just pretend y@u never saw me! [Fio turns around and takes a step forward all of the soldiers fire at him immediately] Fio: Oh have it your...... way. [Fio falls face-first into the ground in a pool of his own blood] ????; I wonder what he did to put him in this situation guess I'll just have to wait and see.

[fio7-7-blog]

New company? Part 1

Fio: jeez rem@ving th@se g@d-damned tusks is painful with any luck it will get turned int@ s@me keys f@r my pian@ my jaw is still s@re and I’m exhausted screw walking up the stairs * bloody hands* ( 2 large bloody hands come out of his back and Carries him upstairs to his room)

Fio: r@@m suite and r@@m I need s@me rest then again I was asleep 4 weeks ask her what I need a nap that big things f@r s@me @f my friends t@m@rr@w. (Fio draw some himself down onto his bed and lays down the black hands are still there)

Fio: d@n’t y@u things supposed t@ be disappearing back int@ my spine c@me @n get back in there @r abs@rbed @r whatever I can’t lay d@wn with these giant things in here? ( no matter how much he tries only one of the black hand’s Remain the other one hasn’t gone back into his back he tried shaking it or breaking it off but it will not leave)

Fio: @kay that’s en@ugh I hadn’t y@u dumb dis@bedient bl@@d hands! (Fio heads downstairs to the kitchen still having the blood hand in his back Ingles getting a heated knife the blood hand stamps him and pens and down they continue to have the most ridiculous one-sided fight in all of Paradox Space)