fíona

would rather be in space

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[intensional]

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[andrewbelami]

me

[kthrynhahn]

Elf (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

[imlouistomlinson-deactivated201]

#MOOD of 2018 | thank u, next

[fandom-over-blood]

the “ready freddie?” part in crazy little thing called love

reblog if you agree

[iminlovewithmycarisabop]

therapy: expensive.

queens, a night at the opera: not expensive.

[tohellwiththebeatles]

Me, realizing I fell helplessly in love with the Bohemian Rhapsody cast and I have no way out of it whatsoever: Ah, shit.

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[pancakeke]

[candiikismet]

Why would anyone do this?!

[iridessence]

Rude

[astroskiddo]

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

[astroskiddo]

it’s that time of year smh

[givenachancetatt]

freddie mercury would 100% stan harry styles 

[theshitneyspears]

if you don’t mentally replace “Sean/Ricky/Pete/Malcolm” with your own ex’s names when singing Thank U, Next then you’re doing it wrong sis

[guccifloralsuits]

bold of u to assume that many ppl have liked me enough 2 get in a relationship

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Im a professional sweetheart

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect