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My goal in life is to use my milkshakes to bring the boys to the yard. No refunds.

[fire8soul]

I’m gonna try to follow everyone I followed in this blog on my new blog. If y'all see this, my new blog is idaydreamofbutts

[calsgang]

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa

and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing 

and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake

just look at the concentration on her face

and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face

[jupiterstrology-blog]

the signs as strange weather phenomena

[sean-codyvevo]

When your straight friend doesn’t know you’re gay and tries showing you naked girls on his phone

[previouslysirlestrange]

[selfcheckouts]

Johanna is so real, i forgot how much i loved her. 

[lostinthegameoftardis]

This was one of my favorite parts in the movie. Johanna was FANTASTIC. Flawless acting

[givemeinternet]

[butthorn]

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[intensional]

[blankurlblog]

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

[blankurlblog]

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

[fire8soul]

I made a new blog

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[democraticsenator]

Pray for him

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

pray for his Death

[assgod]

so glad we’re collectively taking a stand against cheating…. about time tumblr

[thesejulez]

BITCHHHHH, WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER GET A MAC CONTRACT/COLLECTION 20 YEARS FROM THE GRAVE? LIKE NOT ONLY DID SHE GIVE US JLO AS A DEPARTING GIFT FOR THE WORLD, SHE’S GIVING US A LIPSTICK LINE NOW. SELENA WAS SITTING AT THE RIGHT HAND OF JESUS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND THE HYPE SURROUNDING KYLIE JENNERS’ LIPS AND WAS LIKE “THEY MUSTVE FORGOTTEN WHO THE TRUE POUTY RED LIPSTICK QUEEN IS?”, CALLED UP MAC AND SEALED THAT DEAL. LIKE THIS WOMAN DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NATURAL ORDER AND THE CONCEPT OF LIFE AND DEATH…SHE IS STILL OUT HERE SLAYING.

[unclefather]

*giggles at the internet*

my mom: what are you laughing about?

me: worry about yourself

[revolutionarykoolaid]

The Great Roasting of Taylor Swift (VMA Edition): I had to do it. For those who missed it, Nicki Minaj tweeted about the lack of recognition Black artists see for their successful work. TayTay perceived one of Nick’s tweets as shade directed at her, and stepped out into the road before looking both ways. The subsequent dragging was nothing short of delicious…

Honorarble mentions to–

[fuck-benedict]

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

[fuck-benedict]

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

[peachesfromny-deactivated202507]

PASS THIS ON.

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.