[despazito]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[vee-dmsr]

[slicethepi]

dungeon crawler carl

[pots-dreams-and-salty-schemes]

I wish there was a button I could press to share your chronic illness with others that bitch at you for not looking disabled enough

Haha it’s not migraine anymore, it’s OURgraine motherfucker

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localvoidcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[preyingforsnuff]

I gotta be real, chat, not only am I tired of seeing "Trans men are ontologically evil which I will not say but imply" on the timeline, I'm also tired of "Trans women are universally victims in all scenarios because Victim is the prime aspect of our identity" like please for fuck's sake let me exist beyond victimhood. Yeah there is a system that exists solely to make me and women like me worse off or dead, but that's not the only thing going on.

Likewise, yes I've seen trans men doing the "What about us" thing on trans women's posts, no that does not make them as bad as cis men who sexually assault women. It's just kind of annoying at worst, and being annoying doesn't mean I am not still in solidarity with my trans brothers.

[dubadoowop]

Local freak.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[grootficguy]

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

[grootficguy]

it makes scents when you think about it

[relicsofadeletedworld]

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[moseby]

the best fruits are hardest to open

[trashboat]

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount