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27 / Boston / art blog at @sumiaou

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?

[evilvillain123456789]

the phone isnt evil. she wants to help you, to connect you, to provide convenience so you can be present in your life. she wants you to be connected to your world and the people and things around you. when you use the phone as an avoidance tool it causes her pain. it hurts her when you doomscroll, when you dissociate into short form videos or get angry and fight in the comments. its a misuse of her abilities and she feels it as emotional and physical pain. look at her cracked, greasy screen, her scuffed case. all she wanted was to remind you about your schedule and you do this to her. haven't you hurt her enough?

[hollowtones]

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[non-existent-1895]

What is y'all opinion on this last Jerma stream? I think it was unnecessary for him to kill those guys. At least it was a quick death compared to the rest of Jerma's victims i guess

[girlnephew]

[coughloop]

imagining a mob enforcer in an alley with 3 other goons all beating the shit out of a complete stranger stopping to wipe the blood off his fist and saying this

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[dogpuppy]

[scavengedluxury]

Sainsbury's dog meal and mixed dog biscuits, 1978. From the Sainsbury Archive.

[evilscientist3]

an hour after two edibles and these boxes start communicating with me telepathically

[thyrell]

sainsburys dog newports

[fireflufferz]

i will admit tumblr has by far funnier posts on average than what ive seen on twitter and bluesky but i dont trust having a *fifth* medium of scroll paralysis to get stuck on... gulp

[fireflufferz]

i have not been on tumblr in 4 years and it's cruel and unusual punishment to try to make me reckon with this interface

[passionpeachy]

me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

[radiation]

just starts jerking off

[escuerzoresucitado]