screaming into the void

I reblog things. Used to be a qsmp blog, but have since moved on to other things. I will post about whatever I'm into at the moment.

[brick-rolled]

I think about him a lot actually (cheers)

[anonymous-dentist]

Tbh I’m lowkey numb to mcrp ‘breakups’ now and I have been since q!Cellbit murdered q!Roier’s insane grandfather like two days after getting engaged to Roier and then ate Abueloier (because that’s what he simply did to people) and then panicked and lied about it and got broken up with for obvious reasons and then got drunk and tried marrying someone else at Festa Junina to? Prove his love to Roier? And got rejected again and got even MORE drunk and kept trying to fucking kill himself

Like idk guys I don’t think it can get much worse than that

[anonymous-dentist]

And then they perma broke up in November 2023 just two days after their five month wedding anniversary when Cellbit genuinely just fucking killed himself in Purgatory and then Roier was captured by the Feds while searching for him and drugged and tortured for a week and then his mind was put into the body of a rat and his brother Doied took his body and then the island was nuked and destroyed with the rat still in it so idk if genuinely anything can beat that with angst

[ballpointsbenny]

✨💧☀️

Waiter waiter! More blue and yellow pairings!

[dewthingsbutevil]

Silly guy

[shencomix]

[54625]

I just had a really in depth dream about this brand new break out female minecraft creator called LaceyEdibles who was added to the next big live roleplay server despite having like 60 subscribers initially. And slimecicle kinda immediately paired off with her and they had like a dynamic duo thing going. And there were a bunch of plotlines about like the server being in permanent night and all villagers slowly becoming zombified and a big mysterious king guy floating around the server tormenting people and her and slime becoming a ship yada yada. Anyway she edited her streams down into a really long youtube video that became super popular and was heralded as one of the best modern pieces of minecraft content and tumblr was just FULL of fanart of her. So now I'm super sad she isn't real

[54625]

her and charlie had a half underground half underwater base that kinda looked like shit it was a fucked up mess of stone and glass and was super cramped . all I remember about her cubito was that it had strawberry blonde hair like her irl and was otherwise extremely colourful and confusing to look at . I also just remember her having a distinctly round upturned nose irl . This dream was like super detailed . shoutout laceyedibles best mcyter in the game right now

[tastylemonbread]

[normal-sane-era]

[grimelords]

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[giant1v1poketourny]

Losers Round 2, Match 28: Pichu VS. Cosmog

alt form(s) under the cut, beware of potential spoilers

Which pokémon do you like more?

Pichu

Cosmog

Voting ended onJul 15

Pichu:

[haaarpb]

havent drawn a self portrait in a while

[funtergeist]

Hey What

?????????????????????????? added in a new patch and requires having got the egg and encountered friend

[54625]

painting probably hanging on a wall somewhere in brin

[boiledegghole]

dmsp was like those old movies that were absolutely stunning and had a really captivating sense of magic and color that we cant really capture today and then you google it and the wikipedia reads out how the filming killed like 30 people and permanently wounded 6 others

[x-noid-x]

cubito cellbo 🔎 

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"