Why hello there, my beautiful sundried grape

Tori. 20. Draw shit get hit.

[llttlemermaid]

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

[meladoodle]

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

[charlestan-deactivated20250120]

Ugh, I love them.

[warmcafes-archive]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[token-evil-teammate]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

It’s okay!  He just got really fluffy

[zoneofacceptance]

[nickholmes]

[vortexanomaly]

the crumb

[firelorcl]

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[unclefather]

mastercheif, it’s cortana. Your FREE windows 10 upgrade is ready!

[mac-se30-deactivated20190910]

he says maybe later and then Cortana starts the upgrade in the middle of a battle

[bewbin]

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

anyway olaf is a great example of a villain with a complicated backstory and pretty complex characterization who is still a piece of shit and unworthy of forgiveness so that’s nice

[meangirlnurse]

i thought this was about the snowman for a solid 45 seconds

[tocif]

i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now

[fundaki-babbles]

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

[kagurasbayangs]

[everythingineed2be]

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

[bushofire]

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[oomshi]

[markpenmanfutureworks-deactivat]

Drawing the Body (It's all in the proportions!)

[kaleidoscopetrigger]

Good stuff from Mark here.

[postleft]

[thebootydiaries]

You: May I have the bill?

Me, an intellectual: Might I acquire the William?

[mishasminions]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.

”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

[diablocodys]

nothing will ever surpass the comedy of bella standing in front of the fan and then the shot of edward literally looking like hes forcing down vomit

[diablocodys]