DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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JBB: An Artblog!

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Xuebing Du
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Peter Solarz

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
todays bird
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Love Begins

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DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11
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Reblog and I’ll DM you a teasy picture courtesy of me *wink* 😘
Seven deadly sins / Seven heavenly virtues
Yay, the source! Looking it up, you really did your research.
The actual definition for patience as a virtue at least on wikipedia: Forbearance and endurance through moderation. Resolving conflicts and injustice peacefully, as opposed to resorting to violence. Creating a sense of peaceful stability and community rather than suffering, hostility, and antagonism Yep, that’s Winry at the end. Then Hughes: Generosity, charity, self-sacrifice haha not okay
these ones
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
“I will always be here for you, Jaune"
She was too good for us.
Don’t assume your d r e a m s are just f a n t a s y. If you can i m a g i n e a world, b e l i e v e in it… and d i v e in.
favorite thing: musicals with references to other musicals
I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.
“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-
Good god the list could go on forever
“Are these bananas locally grown?”
“We are in Michigan.”
rip santa.
Working in Retail in under 3 minutes
i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb
transcript: “So we have these Santas at work, right, okay? We have black and we have white Santas. And they’re like creepy, five-foot tall, lifelike animatronic… like, Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk, and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleep– and they don’t include batteries, but we have these Santas. Like nothing screams ‘festive holiday cheer’ like a big, hulking Santa. Um. Nothin’ will jingle your jangles more. So, um, this woman comes in and she’s like, “Do you have these?” and I’m like, “Oh my god, yeah!” So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas, and we are down to like, three black Santas. And so, I take her to the aisle, I show her the Santas, and the first thing out of her mouth is, “I’m not racist, but…” and I’m like, well, I can’t– I’m not in the position to decide if you are or not, but if like– if I could use context clues and infer, uh, I would say maybe that you might be. And three, we’re talking about Santa. Like– (stuttering) did we switch subjects? And so, um, I’m in like, I– the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like, “This is not right.” and I’m like, okay, I’m sorry, but this is what the picture was. And she’s like, “No. Santa is white.” And I’m like, oh no, okay. Okay. So I’m in– I’m about to tell her, I’m like, mid-sentence, like, “I’m sorry, do you want me to go call another store, do you need me to, like, write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more.” And she’s like, “This is wrong, I want them taken down.” She interrupts me, says that, and I’m like, (pause). I like, look around, and I’m like, is she talking to me? Is this, like, my own, like, personal hell? But like, of course it is. So, um, I’m like, “I can’t take these Santas down.” And she’s like, “Why not?!” And I’m like, “You either have to buy them, or take them down yourself.” And that was like, the stupidest thing I could have ever said, because– (sighs) she takes this bag, with like, Jesus’s face, like, slammed right in the middle as a design– it’s big– she takes it off her shoulder, and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down, they were like, falling down… and I’m like, oh my god! What– what is happening? So like, I step in the middle of her and these Santas and I’m like, “Ma’am, ma’am, you need to leave, you need to stop, or I’m going to have to call someone.” So she like, stops, and she’s like, beet red, and like, huffin’ and puffin’, and she like, looks at me and I can tell she’s just trying to get like, a one-liner in, and she’s like, “The Santa I know is white.” And then she walks away. And I’m like, well– I’m processing what’s happening, while also thinking, like, the Santa you know? Santa’s not real. So unless you’re using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle, um, from like, B.C. or whenever, I’m like, that’s pretty impressive, but how ya doin’ that. And, um, I– the last thought that ran through my mind is that, I’m like, I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white.”
@angelofthelort @cultofwerewolves @endhawkeyeerasure @the-bae-under-the-mountain HAVE YALL SEEN THIS OH MY GOD
Do you believe in destiny?
*Poses awkwardly* ta daaa
Whipped this up awfully quickly to celebrate the end of Gravity Falls. I should be taking bets for how long it takes Dipper to fiddle with the stone Bill in the woods and accidentally unleash hell. You can never escape him Dipper YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE
But I’m a huge sucker for forgiveness/redemption, so here’s my spin.
Goodbye Gravity Falls I’ll miss you <3
king rhoam: you need to save the princess
impa: you need to save the princess
mipha: you need to save the princess
daruk: you need to save the princess
revali: you need to save the princess
urbosa: you need to save the princess
everyone in botw: you need to save the princess
link: gotta collect 55 rushrooms
Phrases that actually mean "I love you"
“As you wish.” - The Princess Bride
“I can fix that.”- Holes
“I know.” - Star Wars
“We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” - Voltron Legendary Defender
Can we talk about how abnormally strong Jaune is?
Like jesus christ, he’s holding up a whole god damn, steroids-induced horse.
[Turns out, you can find RWBY in everything]
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