The Story Witch

Welcome to the slow deterioration of my mental state. Cis, Ace, he/him/his. Profile pic by @soundzler-loki.

[devinellekurtz]

When we first met

[parkchanwoohoo]

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[astoldbyidiots]

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[ceruleanfuckup]

[kaereth]

Commission done for @clockwork--coyote! very cool very cool

[burntundertones]

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[staarbug]

Oooo you wanna ship those characters that can literally never meet because one is dead so bad oooo

[verymarykate]

The Orphans From Annie Teach You… How to Navigate Menopause

[theconcealedweapon]

They say that Islam is anti-LGBT.

They then say that Zohran Mamdani, who's pro-LGBT, is an Islamic extremist.

Are they even trying to make sense?

[byjove]

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[nathsketch]

It’s been a while (two years to be more precise!) since I last updated my Notting Hill/Reading collection and this idea has been in my mind for a long time 🩵

World Princess Week may have ended but now I want to celebrate the often forgotten princesses and leading ladies, such as Princess Kida. A pity, considering her character and this animation are too good in every aspect 🥹

Happy September! 🗿🌊💎

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[honorculture]

[pineappical]

mm,uy blorb,o :),,