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i’m just here

[firestarter-exe]

do any of my old moots still use tumblr? 😅🩷

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

chasing that rat poison high....

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

im immune to it cause im not a rat

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you for getting me to read the funniest sentence upon earth

[huiracha]

you are the most beautiful man i have ever seen

[topherchris]

awesome news, everyone!!

[mankillercalledbunny]

No think

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro? 😤

[tlirsgender]

Bass guitars are so sexy. Do you think they know they’re the sexiest instrument

[tlirsgender]

Bass guitars are like “brrrr” and it fucks

[nenastrology]

light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

[buttpoems]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[wayneradiotv]

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

[wayneradiotv]

you know what i meant

[mealwife]

[delmarche]

why is nobody obsessed with me. like thats the least you could do

[catasters]

[mylimoji-remaking]

friendships online be like bro i would deactivate for you

[mylimoji-remaking]

[pornstarch]

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

[thatlesbiancrow]

Every reblog this post gets, I will tell my dog he’s a good boy

[lux-astralis]

the funniest thing is that they really weren't the impostor

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i brush my teeth with my own fucking cum

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i have so many fucking cavities