I'm So Sorry, Baby

kaily, 26. she/her. mellow rambler. i have thoughts on things. // i post song recs on thursdays (see pinned) // if you're rude to autistic people please don't follow me. 🌞 // if you look like a bot i'm gonna block you sorry

[a9saga]

the academy is... - freak out

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[a9saga]

Barq's root beer is where it's at as far as root beer is concerned

[a9saga]

why the fuck does my giant multicolor towel from costco shed like a maine coon in the dryer

[a9saga]

Oh my God I went to the grocery store yesterday to get some pineapple only to find out tonight I grabbed mangoes 🤦‍♀️ what is wrong with me?

[mevil]

[sealdev]

Tell me: is he's allowed to say that?? If you turn on the volume, you will hear his words.

[scary-ivy]

@lobsterfoetus

[scary-ivy]

This is so fucked up who the hell wants fire and ice in their pu

[junestrings]

through pottery we domesticated rocks

[a9saga]

my parasocial delusion is that i think my friends on candy crush who send me lives are my actual friends

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[nippelitietoturva]

glitter text gifs for ppl w bad memory inspired by my last night's rambles

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[a9saga]

@g0thtaemin

[sreegs]

I usually disable all the health stuff in the iPhone Health app but i opened it today check something completely unrelated when i decided to scroll down the "All Health Data" section and i've apparently fallen down a lot?? on one day in January 2015 in particular

[sreegs]

scale time

the number above is 1.00e81 (1 with 81 zeros).

There's 86,400 seconds in a day. A femtosecond is one quadrillionth of a second. there are 8.64e19 femtoseconds in a day. i would have to fall down at least 1e61 times per quadrillionth of a second to reach that number

[sreegs]

apparently a fall creates 2-4kN of force so lets split the difference and say 3kN so thats 3e81 kN of cumulative force applied over a 24 hour period to roughly, i dunno a square meter or two. i have no idea how to quantify that but im pretty sure that's an erosive force that can move mountains

presuming im invincible, i dont think the elasticity of like, granite can even keep up with the frequency of the impact. interesting conundrum

[sreegs]

i failed to consider the speed involved here in order to fall 1e81 times in a 24h period.

i'm 178cm tall, and in order to fall repeatedly, you have to get back up again (isnt there a song about this?) so one complete fall cycle is 356 cm, or 0.00356 km.

i traveled 0.00356km 1e81 times so thats 3.56e78 km/day, so 86400 seconds in a day thats 4.12037037037e73 km/sec.

i have absolutlely annihilated everything and broken the speed of light, which is a measly 299,792.458 km/sec. everything is gone. everything.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I get knocked down

but I get up again

10^81 times

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."