Personality: Lasair, or Lassy Boy to his friends, is generally (on a good day) rather sweet tempered. Las has a tendency to mirror other’s personalities when he’s figuring them out and often feigns empathy to get strangers to let their guards down around him. Though his own emotions confuse him, his ability to study and manipulate other’s emotions can make him dangerous. Quick to violence, Lasair doesn’t seem to understand that violent outbursts are associated with anger. It is rare he is ever truly angry - or sad for that matter. Often he is unable to identify what he is feeling, instead he pulls on a wide smile to “play pretend” a happy go lucky kind of guy. When in reality Las is just feeling numb.
Height:8’7”
Description: A very large, well muscled anthropomorphic canine. They have fur of 3 primary colors- red, yellow and pink. Their markings are based off of the Mexican Red Wolf while their face resembles more of an American Grey or American Timber Wolf. He has orange paw pads and a set of bright blue eyes.
Occupation: A mercenary via Haze Corp.
History: Lasair’s blood related family off planet consisted of his father Lu and his mother Blume. Lu, an Emperor of a drought ridden empire lost in the desert, had no interest in his 13 sons or daughters. He left their raising to Blume, who in turn left them to be raised by the milk maidens. Lasair is the last born of 13, not only making him unlucky but this unlucky-ness neutering his magical abilities. Because of this, Lasair from birth is unable to cast fire magic of any kind. In an empire where the throne and lordships were already spoken for- lacking in any shape or form was a death sentence for Lasair. This problem inevitably led him to be collected by the military, and through them- find his way in the cruel stars as a mercenary.
“Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr.” ~TF2 pyro (I don’t think your mamma ever taught you not to play with fire)
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Hobbies and skills: Lasair is an experienced pyromaniac. Not only has he studied building structures and structure fires but he has explored every option known to mankind and beyond in how to set things on fire.
Though he prefers fiery things, Lasair is also a skilled cook. He is a trained marshal artist, militant and knows his way around military weapons and vehicles. On his softer side, he likes to explore his femininity- enjoying fashion and makeup along with soft plush toys.
“Pillage, then burn” ~the seventh maxims of maximally effective mercenaries.
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Gender: He/Him, They/Them, very rarely She/Her
He is intact, though he shoots blanks.
Age: Stuck in his 30’s due to Haze Corp.’s scientific endeavors.
Birth place: Some far off planet’s boiling desert.
The species is: Firewolf
Sexuality: Bisexual and Aeromantic
He likes specific bodies and parts, but cannot form any real emotional bonds with the minds those parts are attached to. Though this does not stop some of his comrades from trying.
“Money is my military, each dollar a soldier. I never send my money into battle unprepared and undefended. I send it to conquer and take currency prisoner and bring it back to me.” ~Kevin O’Leary
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Physical strength (8/10)- you can find him in a gym or performing regular morning exercises just about every day.
Magic (3/10)- he cannot use fire magic, but has been taught the basics of rune and blood magic. He often only uses these both to assist in lightening his bad luck’s weight on his performance.
Intellect (6/10) He knows what he’s doing but can make mistakes. He’s not perfect.
Charisma (6/10) He knows how to manipulate a subject but there is something clearly off about him.
Speed (6/10) he grew up in the sandy deserts, his species having long legs to make up for the heat- assisting in his speed.
Agility (7/10) He has trained in his people’s military, but still makes mistakes. Often due to his sheer size.
Rational (5/10) He’s not all there.
Stamina activity (7/10) He knows his own limits due to his military training.
Stamina magic (1/10) He just cannot use magic as well as the rest of his people.
“The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.” ~Wallace Stevens
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Theme song: Orange Crush- R.E.M
R.E.M. - Orange Crush (Official Music Video)
Voice claim: Billy Joel
Hoard: fire related items
Classification: EUCLID [USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN CONFRONTING! Contact with Haze Corp. is recommended before contact with this entity is made!]
