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fknsex

Who wishes they were making out right now instead of on tumblr?

feministism

themoufofthesouth

taken-for-pomegranted

Look at all the women trying to justify their shitty boyfriends in the comments, lol.

If you’re not capable enough to understand what this post is saying, you’re 100% not our ally.

kyzic-deactivated20200109

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Brief reminder that my book makes a great holiday present! It includes comics like this one, and you can get it at superchillbook.com!

screwyouandrew

Handy dandy template to cover up those icky gross ew offensive waman nips

lastoneout

My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

botesregias-deactivated20180419

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

gothicprep

i have but i also have, like, real problems

naamahdarling

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

cherry52011

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

vegannerdgirl

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

blackfairypresident

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

requiemforadeathmask

Except it isn’t always that simple.

forest-of-grace

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.