A frog enthusiast

Hey look! I'm that guy from that thing that happened that one time! 28 - queer - any pronouns aspiring podcaster and voice actor, occasional Mohawk researcher

[fish-harlan]

Hi Hello

welcome to my blog, I have decided to make a pinned post

my name is Fish, my pronouns are really whatever is funniest at the time

I am 27 years aged

please just be cool, that's it, thanks

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[astral-aquariums]

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[2242706]

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[ceruinus]

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

[ultramarineblues]

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[klamv-art]

Carl and Donut sleeping on the couch ✨

I love this books so much, I can't believe this is the first time I'm drawing something about them, should have done it sooner

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[diamantefangs]

[xeansicemane]

This is kinda ominous ngl

[vexwerewolf]

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[wherefore-whinnies]

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[infinitebrians]

SACABAMBASPIS

[bog-teeth]

then again, "always" slightly mispronounces "hallways." it also echoes it.

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔