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[09:38] -- gynecicArbitrator [GA] began pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 21:38 -- [09:38] GA: Hey Cro+nus. [09:38] CA: vwell hello there, porrim. [09:42] GA: Yo+u seemed to+ have behaved yo+urself well at the party. I'm surprised. [09:43] CA: awv porrim, you shouldnt be surprised. [09:43] CA: i SAID id be a gentleman. [09:49] GA: But I am. Yo+u didn't even particupate in spin the bo+ttle. [09:49] GA: I figured yo+u'd jump at the o+ppo+rtunity to+ actually receive a kiss. [09:51] CA: vwell nomally i vwould. but like i said, im a gentleman. vwhat vwould havwe poor kankri thought if i vwas going around kissing evweryone? [10:02] GA: Wo+w. I must say, I'm impressed. [10:06] CA: yes. i vwas being pretty impressivwe. [10:06] CA: so, did you havwe any luck that night? get any of those stickers to slide off? [10:12] GA: No+, I'm afraid no+t. I can't even say I ho+o+ked up with anyo+ne briefly. Tho+ugh I did share a few nice mo+ments with so+me sweet bo+ys while playing that game. [10:12] CA: ...really nowv. [10:13] CA: vwhat svweet boys are vwe talking about here? [10:16] GA: Hmm... Jake and Tavro+s, I believe are their names? [10:16] GA: They're bo+th very cute. Do+n't yo+u think? [10:18] CA: theyre not THAT cute. [10:19] CA: cripes, dont you think you could do better than THOSE? [10:21] GA: That's no+t very nice. Besides, I can't really say. I'd need to+ get to+ kno+w them better. [10:21] GA: Maybe I sho+uld do+ that. [10:25] CA: vwhat no, thats crazy talk. you shouldnt do that. [10:30] GA: And why no+t? [10:31] CA: because those guys are losers. theres vway cooler cats out there that you could be getting to knowv better. [10:31] CA: duh, its not that hard to figure out, porrim. [10:35] GA: I suppo+se yo+u think yo+u're o+ne o+f tho+se "co+o+ler cats". Co+nsidering ho+w much higher and mightier than them yo+u're acting. [10:36] CA: vwell yeah, but thats alvways the case, this convvwersation aside. [10:37] GA: Allo+w me to+ no+t-so+-kindly disagree. [10:37] GA: I think I kno+w yo+u well eno+ugh, ho+nestly. [10:40] CA: awv baby, there's plently more of me that you can get to knowv. you barely knowv me, if you really think about it. [10:45] GA: Let's see... Yo+u're arro+gant and believe that yo+u're entitled to+ ro+mantic and sexual relatio+nships with o+thers. Yo+u think yo+u're ho+t stuff, pretend to+ identify with o+ther cultures yo+u kno+w so+ very little abo+ut, and yo+ur music is subparr in quality, really. [10:45] GA: What else is there to+ kno+w? [10:51] CA: sensitivwe soul, you forgot to throw that in there, too. [10:52] CA: and look, most of that stuff you just spewved out isnt true! youvwe got it all vwrong. [10:52] CA: all the more reason for you to get to knowv me better. [10:52] GA: Is that so+? [10:53] CA: that is so. [10:53] CA: so. vwhat do you say? [10:53] CA: vwhat to get to knowv me better? [10:54] CA: vwant* [10:57] GA: I'm no+t really co+nvinced. [10:59] CA: vwhatll it tak to convwince you then? [11:15] GA: I do+n't kno+w. I really do+n't think getting to+ kno+w yo+u better will change the fact that I find yo+u pretty terrible. [11:17] CA: nyeh, youll just havwe to try it out sometime. im more terrible in person, really. [11:18] GA: I'm glad we can agree o+n that. [11:20] CA: so just howv TERRI8LE do you really think i am? is it a special kind of terrible? [11:20] CA: i dont knowv vwhy im asking because i already knowv that you think im irresistible. [11:29] GA: Oh please, do+n't get any ideas in yo+ur head. I may like to+ keep an o+pen mind, but I do+n't explo+re that quadrant with just anyo+ne. [11:29] GA: Yo+u're an unreal kind o+f terrible, but no+t quite the special kind. [11:36] CA: nowv see, porrim, im havwing a hard time believing that. you dont knowv me all that vwell, but i knowv you vwell enough to see that youre just being coy vwith me. [11:42] GA: Co+y? Really? There yo+u go+ again, acting as if the wo+rld revo+lves aro+und yo+u. [11:48] CA: hey im not acting like anything, im just stating the facts. [11:48] CA: the unadulterated, straight facts. [12:08] GA: Mmhmm. Of co+urse. And I'm sure there's no+ way to+ co+nvince yo+u that yo+u're wro+ng, so+ I wo+nt even waste my time. [12:13] CA: bah, vwhatevwer, i knowv youre lying to me. youre just trying to do that thing you do vwhere you just push me aside in some poor attempt to seem like youre not interested. [12:13] CA: but i knowv you are. [12:13] CA: youre not that hard to see through. [12:13] CA: (im doing that intense eyebrowv vwaggling again, just so you knowv) [12:23] GA: Haha. Yo+u are unbelievable. [12:28] CA: am i? [12:28] GA: Yo+u really are. [12:28] CA: i really am? [12:29] GA: Go+d. Yes, that's what I just said. [12:30] CA: ok, i vwas just making sure. [12:35] GA: Anyway, Cro+nus. It's been to+ns o+f fun but I o+ught to+ get go+ing no+w. [12:36] CA: awv, are you sure? i feel like vwe vwere really getting somevwhere here. [12:44] GA: Oh yes, I'm sure. I have mo+re impo+rtant things I need to+ be do+ing. [12:45] CA: fine, vwhatevwer. [12:45] CA: cathc you around, porrim. [12:46] GA: Go+o+dbye, Cro+nus. [12:46] -- gynecicArbitrator [GA] ceased pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 00:46 --
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[09:41] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 21:41 -- [09:41] TG: so i heard that youve been makin the palelove to my sister or whatever [09:42] CA: yeah, you got that right. [09:45] TG: ok thats cool man [09:45] TG: i dont know you that well and i dont really care [09:45] TG: shes an adult [09:46] TG: but [09:46] TG: i kinda feel obligated to say something you know [09:46] TG: mano a mano [09:46] TG: so yeah blah blah blah if you so much as think about hurting her blah blah blah [09:47] TG: well [09:47] TG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX9jYdU6dfI [09:50] CA: ............ [09:50] CA: are you completely there, you knowv, in like the mental area? [09:51] CA: i dont evwen knowv vwhat this MEANS. [09:51] TG: do you guys not have 1000 ways to die [09:51] TG: its basically this tv show that reenacts all these crazy ways people have died [09:52] TG: like one drunk construction worker got run over by his own bulldozer when he went to take a shit in a port a potty [09:52] TG: stuff like that [09:52] CA: vwowv thats really something. [09:53] CA: and by something i mean really stupid. [09:53] CA: are you trying to say that youre going to spray tan me to death? [09:53] CA: because im not sure if that vwill evwen vwork on me. [09:54] CA: trolls dont get spray tans, come on man. [09:54] TG: nah it was just a vague and ironic threat [09:54] TG: i know your particular brand of racism and thinly veiled discrimination lies under the skin [09:55] CA: vwhat, no vway that is so not me in any vway at all. [09:55] TG: haha you are hilarious troll pauly d [10:00] CA: vwhoa there, i am not troll pauly d i just looked him up and vwowv. [10:00] CA: no. [10:00] CA: i am FAR from it, that is just insulting. [10:00] CA: i havwe more class than that. [10:02] TG: dude youre john travolta in grease aka the 60s version of pauly d [10:02] TG: im just trying to use contemporary counterparts [10:03] CA: ok, vwhen you put it like that, i guess so. [10:03] CA: anyvway, you dont need to vworry about your sister. shes in good hands vwith me. [10:04] TG: sure thing yo [10:04] TG: i trust you completely [10:04] TG: but i will be watching you at all times [10:05] CA: oh really? [10:05] CA: i can be ok vwith that. [10:05] TG: wow i am suddenly uncomfortable [10:05] TG: no i wont be watching you at all times [10:05] TG: but i will be watching you sometimes [10:05] TG: and you wont know when those times are [10:06] TG: so you should be careful all the time [10:06] TG: just in case it is a time when i am watching you [10:07] CA: i can vwork vwith that. just be sure youre not vwatching me during PRIVATE times, unless you really vwant to. [10:07] CA: im not objecting. [10:07] TG: you were objecting a second ago [10:08] TG: wait stop i have a boyfriend and also you are platonic dating my sister [10:08] TG: plus [10:08] TG: ew [10:08] CA: im just letting you havwe the OPTION, sheesh. [10:09] TG: dont tempt me [10:09] CA: its vwhat i do best. [10:10] CA: you cant see it right nowv, but i am totally raising and lowvering my eyebrowvs in the most invwiting vway. [10:10] TG: just kidding thats about as tempting as a two week old big mac thats been sitting out on the curb like a washed up hooker keeping company with roadkill and flies [10:11] CA: vwhoa. [10:11] CA: vwell i can certainly tell youre not interested in the red side of the quad at least. [10:11] CA: i see vwhere your interests lie. [10:12] TG: oh hell no [10:12] TG: we are not going there [10:12] CA: i didnt evwen havwe to provwoke it! [10:12] CA: nice one, cronus. [10:12] TG: this is so many ridiculous kinds of perversion [10:12] TG: i think i need an adult [10:12] TG: and a shower [10:12] CA: i am an adult. [10:12] TG: oh god [10:13] TG: im leaving before i get into trouble somehow [10:14] TG: also dont mention this to rose [10:14] CA: vwait no, i still havwe some more material i can throwv at you! [10:14] TG: dont throw anything at me [10:14] TG: ever [10:15] CA: awv come on, youre not evwen givwing me a chance! [10:15] TG: im afraid of things that have touched your hands [10:15] TG: a chance to what [10:15] TG: get me to eat that rotting hamburger [10:16] TG: not a chance [10:18] CA: ugh, fine. vwhatevwer. youre just another person vwho doesnt evwen givwe my sensitivwe charm a chance before shovwing me awvay completely. [10:18] CA: i see howv it is. [10:19] TG: dude [10:20] CA: yes? [10:20] TG: fine [10:21] CA: really? [10:21] TG: i said fine [10:21] TG: hit me with your best shot [10:21] TG: on a purely scientific basis [10:21] TG: since under no circumstances am i going to engage in sexual or romantic affairs with you [10:21] TG: like there is a 0% chance [10:21] CA: awv. [10:23] CA: but ok, fine, i knowv vwhat ill do. ill send you one of my most romantic songs ivwe evwer composed. [10:23] CA: are you ready? [10:24] TG: i was born ready [10:24] CA: ok good. [10:24] CA: just a second, let me find it. [10:24] TG: thats a trick answer because i wasnt born i was created in a lab by my boyfriend in some kind of sick twisted powerpuff girls ripoff but yeah continue [10:24] CA: ...... [10:24] CA: oh my god me too. [10:25] CA: see look, vwe already havwe a connection. [10:25] TG: yeah along with everyone else we know [10:25] TG: are you suggesting we have an orgy because we are all test tube babies [10:25] CA: yes. [10:26] TG: no [10:26] CA: you brought it up. [10:26] TG: you related it to sex [10:26] TG: unsurprisingly [10:27] CA: its a talent, i knowv. [10:27] TG: im still not feeling very charmed [10:27] TG: in fact im still kinda grossed out [10:27] TG: youre losing your audience [10:27] TG: wheres that song [10:34] -- covetousArticulator [CA] sends file heated-and-sensual-bump-n-grind-REMASTEREDv3.mp3 -- [10:34] CA: here you go, enjoy. [10:37] TG: uh heated and sensual bump n grind more like i cant believe this is consensual never mind [10:37] CA: vwhat, you dont like it? [10:37] TG: im listening to it but all i can hear is [10:37] TG: regret regret regret regret regret regret regret [10:38] CA: vwowv, a little harsh, dont you think? [10:39] TG: yes [10:39] CA: bah, vwhatevwer, i dont need YOUR vwalidation. [10:39] TG: good [10:40] TG: you will survive [10:40] TG: youre a strong and independent lecher [10:40] CA: yeah, thats right. [10:40] TG: and one day people will see the value in your music [10:40] TG: and you wont be dead [10:40] TG: fortunately or unfortunately depending on your perspective [10:41] CA: HEY, ill havwe you knowv ROSE likes my music. [10:41] TG: of course she does [10:41] TG: it has hella ironic potential [10:41] TG: we could market this shit like nobodys business [10:41] CA: really? [10:41] TG: capitalism would crumble under your genius [10:41] TG: and best of all [10:42] TG: if it went mainstream she would probably hate it [10:42] CA: ...hm. [10:42] CA: thats a problem. [10:42] CA: get really popular, or stay true to the original fans? [10:43] TG: we have a solution for that [10:43] TG: if you become really popular and continue to make music [10:43] TG: the original fans will be unhappy on the outside [10:43] TG: but they will also get to show off an undeserved sense of superiority [10:44] TG: for having enjoyed the music in its shitty foetal stage [10:44] CA: yes, that vwor [10:44] CA: HEY. [10:44] TG: what [10:45] CA: here i vwas thinking you vwere actually givwing me sound advice on my future music business, and then you come around and insult me again. [10:45] CA: you need to ease off on all the hating, i mean really nowv. [10:46] TG: chill [10:46] TG: i was using the general you [10:46] TG: obviously your music isnt a shitty fetus [10:46] TG: but a great fetus [10:46] TG: a prodigy fetus [10:46] TG: a fetus with enormous spiritual potential [10:46] TG: its avant garde [10:47] CA: avwant garde you say. [10:47] CA: yeah ok, i like that. [10:47] CA: i think that really defines me. [10:49] TG: totally [10:50] TG: we can even get a kidz bop version made [10:50] TG: i have connections in that industry [10:52] CA: kidz bop, huh? i had to go look that up, but it seems pretty hip. [10:52] CA: a lot of popular songs on it... [10:52] CA: could you really do that for me? [10:55] TG: sure dude [10:55] TG: im more connected than a metaphorical fly twitching in a spider web [10:55] TG: trapped by all the bridges it refuses to burn [10:56] TG: wriggling endlessly in a snare of social obligations and tv personalities [10:58] CA: vwell thanks pal, i really appreciate it. [10:59] TG: yeah but remember dont mention the first thing i said to rose [10:59] TG: but also dont forget it [10:59] TG: hold it secret in your heart [10:59] TG: write it in your diary and lock it [11:00] CA: oh i vwill, ill vwrite all of this down. [11:06] TG: good [11:06] TG: now im really leaving this chat [11:06] CA: awv fine. [11:06] TG: peace out boy scout [11:06] CA: bye. [11:07] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] ceased pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 23:07 --
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[08:30] -- concerningGasconade [CG] began pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 20:30 -- [08:30] CG: Hell9, Cr9nus. [08:30] CA: oh hey, kankri. [08:31] CG: I trust y9u are well? [08:34] CA: meh, i suppose so. as vwell as i can be after being mind-kidnapped and throwvn into some rank cavwe vwith a bunch of people vwho hate me and pick on me. [08:38] CG: Y9u weren't picking 9n them, were y9u? [08:38] CA: NO. [08:38] CA: come on nowv, kankri, vwhy vwould i do a thing like that? [08:38] CA: i mean really nowv. [08:39] CG: I see. Wh9 were the culprits wh9 were resp9nsi6le f9r n9t 6eing sensitive t9 y9ur feelings, and s9 called "picking" 9n y9u. [08:47] CA: vwowv, so many people! first off, that awvful guy caliborn vwas there, though he may havwe just been advwancing on me again. i dont knowv, i steered clear of him. and then there vwas john, kanaya, aranea, latula, and meenah, but theres no surprise there. and then that big svweaty guy, too. [08:48] CA: the only person that vwas nice to me vwas boregard bt he vwasnt evwen a person actually. [08:49] CG: Wait, tell me m9re a69ut this... 69regard. [08:50] CG: Did the 9thers kn9w 9f his existence 9r was he merely a figment 9f y9ur 9wn imaginati9n? [08:50] CA: oh kankri, you shouldvwe SEEN him. me and meenah got split up from the rest of the group and vwe had to go svwimming to find the vway out, and that little guy vwas undervwater to help us. [08:50] CA: he vwas TOTALLY real. [08:52] CG: Was Meenah aware 9f his existence? [08:55] CA: yeah, she named the guy. he had this really ace light thing on his head. like the other kind of fish that havwe those, but i cant remember vwhat theyre called. but he vwasnt one of those, he vwas something else. i dont knowv. [08:56] CG: Wait... this... "69regard"... he was a fish? [08:56] CA: yeah. [08:57] CG: Did he speak t9 y9u? [08:58] CA: he made like a beeeeeooooowv noise at us. [08:58] CA: well uh [08:58] CA: beeeeooooow is more like it. [08:59] CG: I see. [09:00] CG: S9 y9ur entire stay in y9ur land, this fish that created 96scene s9unds was the 9nly thing that was kind d9 y9u. [09:00] CG: I am trying t9 decipher what this means a69ut y9u. [09:02] CA: hey nowv, thats not vwery nice, kankri. [09:02] CA: i dont knowv if im more upset about you insulting me or insulting boregard. [09:07] CG: I ap9l9gize, I did n9t mean t9 trigger y9ur sensitive feelings, Cr9nus. [09:09] CA: thats ok, im vwilling to forgivwe you. [09:43] CG: That pleases me t9 hear. At any rate, is there anything else y9u w9uld like t9 inf9rm me 9f fr9m the dreams? [09:45] CA: i found a really cool cod piece, but i didnt get to keep it. [09:45] CG: What? [09:46] CA: i found a really cool cod piece, but i didnt get to keep it. it was gone vwhen vwe vwoke up. [09:48] CG: I see... [09:51] CG: What w9uld y9u have d9ne with if it was still ar9und? [09:51] CG: W9uld y9u have w9rn it? [09:53] CA: yeah, thats vwhat i did vwhen i found it. i thought it might givwe me like a powver boost or something, since they come vwith the bard outfit? [09:53] CA: but nothing happened. [09:58] CG: Did y9ur 9riginal c9dpiece give y9u special p9wers? [09:58] CA: ...no. [09:58] CG: ... [09:58] CG: I see. [09:59] CA: i just made myself look stupid, didnt i. [09:59] CG: Well, if wearing a c9dpiece makes y9u feel special, y9u have every right t9 enj9y that and feel like it gives y9u s9mething special. [10:05] CA: ...yeah i suppose so. i mean i DID feel pretty cool for a vwhile there. [10:05] CA: because this really cool cat vwas vwearing it before i vwas and he vwas so smooth. [10:06] CG: See? There y9u g9. Perhaps we can rec9nstruct it t9 the specificati9ns 9f y9ur dream. [10:09] CA: oh vwowv, vwould you really do that for me? that thing vwas really elaborate. [10:12] CG: I d9n't see why n9t. D9 y9u remem6er it pretty vividly? [10:17] CA: oh boy, do i. it vwas black, and sparkly and it had beads. it vwas pretty tops. [10:27] CG: We c9uld impr9ve it 6y adding a t9uch 9f y9urs and my 6l99d c9l9r t9 it. N9t that I adv9cate castest ideals, and that w9uld far fr9m 6e the p9int. [10:31] CA: oh yeah, id like that. its gotta be fancy though. that guys one vwas vwery fancy. [10:32] CG: Glass 6eads are pretty fancy I've heard. [10:33] CA: ill take your vword for it. you seem to knowv an awvful lot about this kind of stuff, kankri. [10:34] CG: Well 9f c9urse I d9, l99k at wh9 my m9irail is. [10:34] CA: ugh, dont remind me. [10:39] CG: Speaking 9f which, I think I might g9 speak with her s99n. I have many things I need t9 discuss with her. [10:40] CA: oh yeah? havwe you told her about us yet? [10:40] CA: i hope you havwe. [10:42] CG: I didn't have a chance. That is part 9f why I need t9 speak with her. [10:43] CA: oh good. [10:43] CA: im still planning our date, by the vway. [10:43] CA: getting hauled avway to dream land kind of derailed my plans. [10:45] CG: 9n splendid. I am still l99king f9rward t9 that. [10:45] CA: good. [10:46] CA: aranea stole my guitar though, so i need to go steal it back before then. [10:46] CG: She what? Why w9uld she d9 that? [10:46] CA: because she has no taste in good music, thats vwhy. [10:51] CG: Clearly. Anyway, I am 9ff t9 speak with P9rrim a69ut this cl9thing article. [10:52] CA: ok. tell her i said hi. [10:52] CG: D9n't w9rry, I will. [10:52] CG: G99d6ye, Cr9nus. [10:52] CA: catch you around. [10:52] -- covetousArticulator [CA] ceased pestering concerningGasconade [CG] at 22:52 --
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[So Cronus and a presumably more conscious and no longer captchalogued Meenah are stranded on this island surrounded by boiling sulfery water with no where to go but into the secret tunnel. WHAT DO YOU DO? As if you have a choice.] MEENAH: *commit suicide. or the tunnel* CRONUS: *is just chilling, sitting against the wall and strumming away on his gutair (quietly tho. this song he's making up is for his potential future matesprit's ears and no one else) to pass the time, because like hell he was going to carry meenah's passed out ass around* [I'm sure Meenah has long abandoned Cronus by now.] MEENAH: *oh yeah shes been travelling down the tunnel this whole time* CTI: [Down the tunnel you go. S-EACR-ET TUNN-EL S-EACR-ET TUNN-EL and all that. This tunnel is considerably different from the rest of the cave. The walls are a dull gray illuminated by a blue light in the distance.] CRONUS: *oh* oh. *oops* vwhoops. *captchalogs that thing and goes down the tunnel to find her* MEENAH: *go towards the liiiiiight* CRONUS: *FINALLY catches up to her* hey vwhats the big idea, vwhy didnt you tell me you vwere leavwing. oh hey, vwhats that? *points at the light* MEENAH: its a light doofish and right now its the only fin we got that isnt actively trying to krill us MEENAH: yet CRONUS: vwell YEAH i knowv its a light, but vwhat IS it, havwe you checked it out yet, i mean howv long vwere you evwen gone before i noticed you just up and ran awvay from me? MEENAH: *shrugalug* i dunno man i didnt even know you were here [YET INDEED. As you approach the light, you notice a much friendlier body of water awaiting you. There are more tunnels under the water and the light seems to be originating somewhere beyond where you can see.] [That yet was late I'm sorry.] CRONUS: *youse good* MEENAH: hey look at that MEENAH: more fuckin caves CRONUS: *but yeah,,,GAPES AT HER, but then he gets distracted again when he sees the new not-deadly water* oh. vwell thats just tops. *leans over the water kinda to get a better look* MEENAH: *totally pushes him in this time* [I LIED ITS ACIDIC AS FUCK BWAHAHAH just kidding sorry meenah] CRONUS: GAH *falls in, his hair is ruined, his clothes are ruined. everything is ruined. resurfaces* VWHY? MEENAH: hehehe hey look its safe CRONUS: *glares at her* yes, thank you, i vwasnt awvare that it is safe. *HUFFS* are you coming or vwhat, it looks like that lights coming from ovwer here. MEENAH: just be glad you could be useful *SWAN DIV-ES in that mess. it has been way too long since she swam man* CRONUS: *HUFFS AGAIN, then dive on under to go on a deep sea adventure* MEENAH: *she does a few good frivolous twirls underwater before engaging business mode and peeping those poop pipes. er, tunnels* [Endless Ocean music plays in the background as you swim around. It's actually rather pleasant down here and the blue light is calming. There are even cute lil fishies swimming around you. Isn't that sweet. But as you draw nearer to the light, it appears to be... bobbing from side to side.] CRONUS: *hangs back, because this place is still giving him the heeby jeebies* go on, fearless leader. MEENAH: *well that sure isnt shifty as fuck, oh wait yes it is.* ugh whatebber *cautious swimming towards the lightamajig* [You discover that the light is coming from what appears to be a giant anglerfish looking creature. But he has a cute friendly face like a whale shark! awww.] MEENAH: wut MEENAH: i mean i kinda saw this comin but CRONUS: vwhoa. ._____. [he wants to be your frond.] CRONUS: uh. *swims over to look at it better, reaching out to poke at it* hey there. beeeooooowww MEENAH: *decides to be dumb and investigate its lil angler light( CRONUS: *blinks* huh. [The light bobs back and forth in front of Meenah... TANTALIZINGLY.] MEENAH: *aw shit that is tantalizing. time to poke it* [The light goes out as soon as she pokes it and the two of you are now enveloped in darkness. ya cant see shit.] MEENAH: ...fuck CRONUS: nowv look vwhat you did. MEENAH: *waves in the general direction of where the thingy used to be* [The light returns, but from Meenah's perspective, Cronus is now missing. And vice versa for him. The angler whale shark continues to be cute.] MEENAH: *thats all you need* CRONUS: oh for...NOWV vwhere did you go? stop vwandering awvay! *looks at the angler whale shark thing like you feel me, man?* beeeooooowww [Meenah can't hear Cronus, for the record.] MEENAH: *was about to ask* CRONUS: ugh, i knowv, right? MEENAH: you and me both man CRONUS: *frowns* hey little guy, do you knowv the vway out? .______. [starts to slowly swim away] MEENAH: woah shit where you goin man CRONUS: aces, lead the vway then. *follows after it* [he leads them along a short distance, before he suddenly dips down to roll around in the sand, leaving a big cloud in his wake. When the sand disperses, Meenah sees herself floating there, while Cronus sees himself. Or at least, what vaguely appears to be them. Their entire bodies are darkened and their eyes are glowing a bright yellow.] MEENAH: *awww what a cutie. the shark was too 3B)* CRONUS: uh. *backs away slowly, why little budy, why* UH. MEENAH: *but seriously* da fuuuuuck sup [meenah doppleganger is as eloquent as the original one.] [cronus the second throws out his arms, offended by the expression on cronus the first's face] vwhat's the big deal? CRONUS: vwhats YOUR deal? youre-*tries to think real hard about what to say next, but wow he's confused* ME. MEENAH: oh hey it speaks MEENAH: no offense or nofin ive just kinda had some rough patches with otter mes MEENAH: *those diplomacy lessons are paying off* you figured it out, chief. i am you. pretty tops, right? except vwe both knowv it ain't as much of a gift to evweryone as you like to think. [cronus 2 wastes no time to get sassy with your ass.] its cool i know all aboat that bullship [meenah 2 done crossed her arms] i mean i am you CRONUS: *frowns* nowv see, thats vwrong, im a gift to lots of people. *not gonna let you get to me, fake me nuh uh* you on the other hand, probably not. you havwe vweird looking eyes. MEENAH: are you reely i mean i know a lotta peeps wanna B-E me but MEENAH: yer gonna have to gimme some proof CRONUS ceased responding to memo. ya reely come on just lookit me [meenah 2 gestures to self] im great aint i? CTI made CA an OP. vwhatewver, i don't look any different from you. [hand flap] tell me though, name one chump vwho givwes a damn about you? MEENAH: i dunno man yer kinda glowy for my tastes *tastefully bioluminates* CURRENT covetousArticulator [CRONUS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CRONUS: uh, my MOIRAL? *looks at him like duh you fuckin idiot* she told me for a fact that she givwes a damn about me. *HUFFS* pff yer a fin one to talk [places her hand on the angler whale shark as he drifts past again] anywave if ya wanna believe im you or naut im here to tell ya thing [he yawns cuz wow what a square] she told you? since vwhen can you really trust vwhat people say to you. don't kid yourself, she just sees you as a little psych experiment. MEENAH: whale get on with it shit CRONUS: *oh that punches him right in the gut* nah, youre vwrong, she vwouldnt do that. *but maybe she would, he hasn't known her for that long. but he shoves that aside* and ill havwe YOU knowv that i evwen havwe a date vwaiting for me on the outside, of the red vwariety. MEENAH: so cryptic cod yeah and vwe'll see how vwell that goes. i hate to burst your bubble sport but it ain't gonna go vwell. besides, newvsflash, if you think you're getting out of here you're vwrong about that too. [smirks cuz she sure does like that attitude.] yer naut gonna get outta here -EMPR-ESS MEENAH: pfff CRONUS: *pshes* says you. CRONUS: *but oh god what if he's right, he doesn't feel so hot* MEENAH: now i know you aint me because yer pullin that spooky title callin shit [she laughs] whatebber ya wanna believe i think we both know it wont matter what i say [beckoning gesture] but we both also know ya cant resist gettin all up in yer own business [shrugalug] aint that why yer hate datin yer alt universe ectowhatsit shellf MEENAH: wut yeah says me. says YOU. vwe're both thinking it. vwhy don't you just admit it? [sdfsdfj words] [she's makin fishy lips] ya heard me CRONUS: because i knowv its not TRUE, O8VWIOUSLY. *crosses his arms with the loudest sigh* vwhat is this evwen, vwhy are YOU here? MEENAH: *mad squinting* you think thats all outta some fucking sick case of vanity i'm here cuz you're here. it's that simple. [one hand in his pocket... AND THE OTHER ONE HOLDIN A CIGARETTE~ a soggy one.] i dont think i know [shes pettin that angler whale shark lookin so cool like she dont even give a fuq] MEENAH: *MOR-E SQUINTING also her glance shifts to the whale shark thing. boregard. thats his new name. back to the clone* man you are probubbly the lamest imposter yet CRONUS: *was about to tell him he doesn't look cool stop trying so hard, but he thinks before he speaks for once* vwhat, vwhat kinda ansvwer is THAT? [boregard beows in agreement, much to meenah 2's chagrin] ugh W)(AT-EBB-ER it aint no scale off my nose if ya wanna be a lil beach about all this im still right and yer wrong 3B) [cronus 2 le sighs] vwell if i'm you then i'm going to be vwherevwer you are. O8WVIOUSLY. MEENAH: heh that sounds like somefin a lil beach would say CRONUS: *slow blink, turning into squinting* this is so flipping stupid. if i ask you the vway out, youre just going to toss some more criptic noise at me, arent you. ooo thems fightin words im thinkin yer trying to start somefin here vwell yeah. i mean i don't really knowv howv to get out. i just knowv you can't. unless... i dunno. unless you quit being so inept. CRONUS: vwell...*tightens his arms across his chest* ok sure, maybe youre right. but there are PLENTLY of other people around that can find the vway out. and ill just followv them out. ring-a-ding-ding, baby. MEENAH: you wanna go i could take any piss poor clone any day no matter how glowy they are 38T vwowv great plan. vwhat a big useless sack o' shit you are. that *I* am... [pouts, placing a hand to his forehead.] it really sucks to be me. i vwouldn't vwish this torture on anybody. [cute toothy shark grin at her other shelf... unintentional pun but I will keep it.] lets sea aboat that then come at me i aint afraid a ya MEENAH: *dramatic point* get boregard outta the way then he aint part of this CRONUS: *matches fakecronus's pout* hey nowv, only im allowved to insult myself-i mean no one gets to-*HUFFS* crap. *how do you insult yourself without insulting yourself* right [gentle pats for bo, but she has quite a suspicious look on her face at the mention of him] sea ya later buddy [cronus snrk which I can only imagine is a very nasaly sound.] that's right. i can say any crap i vwant to say about you! unless you're gonna try to shut me up? [points at cheek like I dare ya.] CRONUS: *frown/squint sick combo. who does this fucking guy think he is* normally id just tell you to shovwe off, but youvwe caught me at a bad time pal. and if youre just going to ask for it...*HAS BEEN WANTING TO HIT SOMETHING SINCE HE GOT HERE...goes in to introduce fist to face, but it probably won't pack that much heat, because cronus* MEENAH: *yes good now that the cool non food sea creature is out of the way the weapon can be properly drawn* [Cronus 2 takes that wimpy noodly punch to the face and as a response to it, draws his weapon. Looks like he ain't foolin' around. Meanwhile, Meenah 2 immediately launches into an attack with her own trident in hand, swinging it to sort of smash the other in the jaw.] CRONUS: VWHOA. *eyes that gun, but then remembers that his STUPID DANCESTOR left HIS rifle on the moon, and he is pretty much defenseless now, because he's a lover not a fighter and never carries any kind of weapon around. but STILL, he panics, and reaches up anyway to pull out anything.....and it turns out he took Jade's trusty fork that she used to stab his crazy self not too long ago, and he is now standing, no longer defenseless, but even more confused than ever because what, what is this thing he's holding*..........*gulps, but tries his best to look like he knows what he's doing* CRONUS: *......JANE'S..........*** MEENAH: *woah that was a bit quicker than she thought. and meenah responds in turn rolling with the smack with a strong wide swing of her trident* [Cronus clone rolls his eyes at such an uncool stance and jets on over to clock the other with the butt of his gun. At the same time, Meenah 2 barely does anything after following through with that swing of her own, watching as she's about to get smacked all up in her business.] CRONUS: *GETS CLOCKED, and wow that hurt. but it's either fight or flight, but actually fight because he has a feeling that if he tries to swim away, he'll just get shot in the back*.....*kinda just, tries to thrust the fork at his stomach region in an attempt to stay alive* [Meenah 2 takes that swing but retaliates quick through gritted teeth, aiming to stab Meenah right through the middle. And we'll wait to see what Cronus 2 does since we all know whats up] MEENAH: *nobody beats meenah at dodging bullshit in the water. not even herself...does that even make sense? a lot of this battle doesnt make sense and meenah needed to think fast here. she opted for a far more direct approach, dashing to lock bodies directly with her opponent* [Cronus 2 is rushing right back at him? He doesn't seem afraid of getting poked with a fork. In fact, it looks like he's trying to grapple.] CRONUS: *is still holding the fork out, but he's not used to the weight and it probably just...knicks the side of fakecro or something. is grappled though, because what is speed?* [Meenah gets scraped across the side by her opponents weapon and a small cloud of fuschia blood rises through the water... from the perspective of both Meenah and Cronus.] CRONUS: *o snap, HE DID SOMETHING GOOD* MEENAH: *well that should make things quite obvious. its a shame meenah is going through with her initial hypothesis and clutching "meenahs" neck, channeling her life stealy thing* [Looks like Cronus 2 is snatching the other up by the neck and suddenly the life is being sucked from regular Cronus?? WHAT A TWIST :u ] CRONUS: *CHOKES, but wait a second, why does he feel like his LIFE is being DRAINED?? he doesn't have those powers???? but hey, two can play the godtier power using game, and he uses his own, trying to destroy the other cronus's hope, hoping that it'll make him let go, and also that he still knows how to use his powers properly* [POWER STRUGGLE, POWER STRUGGLE] MEENAH: *the fact that power is even struggling at all is a good enough signifier for meenah. she proceeds to kick her opponent away, captchaloguing her weapon* ok i knew somefin was fuckin up [Cronus gets kicked back by his doppleganger] [Meenah clone rubs at her neck, pouting] ugh water you goin on aboat now MEENAH: ok so like MEENAH: every time ive used that jam on weird stuff it just MEENAH: didnt fuckin work MEENAH: also you fuckin reef of that gross white shit cod dam CRONUS: *grabs onto his neck, really surprised that he's not dead right now* ok, vwhat the fresh hell vwas THAT? I dont havwe those powvers! only meenah do-.......oh. [If they werent underwater the clones would be sweating] CRONUS: *naaaarows his eyes* alright, time to fess up, youre not fooling ME anymore. MEENAH: so yeah *she looks around the cave a lil before finding good ol boregard and swimming towards him* [Cronus clone is swimmin away now like nope nope. Mr. Boregard looks at Meenah with his big cute dumb face.] CRONUS: *FROWNS* HEY. im talking to you! *swims after, but hey there's his little buddy again* MEENAH: *meenah proceeds to ignore all the people, giving a thoughtful look before poking his angler fish dongle* [and with that dongle fondle, all goes black again.] [When the light comes back on again, wouldn't you know it, they can see each other again and the clones are gone!] [YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE. YOU GET THE PRIZE.] MEENAH: wow CRONUS: uh. beow CRONUS: hey there. MEENAH: i feel kinda dumb for not just doin that earlier CRONUS: ....meenah you almost killed me, you knowv. MEENAH: youll be fine MEENAH: i knew somefin was up anywave CRONUS: but you still tried to kill me anyvways? MEENAH: i wasnt TRYIN to krill you i was testin it MEENAH: duhhh CRONUS: *STILL MAD THO* vwowv you couldnt havwe tested it any OTHER vway. that kinda hurt you knowv. beoooow [boregard starts to swim away again.] CRONUS: .......should vwe evwen followv it this time i mean look vwhere it got us last time. MEENAH: hey MEENAH: dont fuckin doubt boregard ok CRONUS: boregard. MEENAH: its not his fault he has crazy reality shiftin light dongles MEENAH: Y-ES BOR-EGARD MEENAH: DO YOU )(AV-E A PRAWNBL-EM? CRONUS: NO. thats....actually a really nice name for an evwil fish thing. should vwe followv him then? MEENAH: )(-ES NOT -EVIL MEENAH: i mena MEENAH: i dont think he is MEENAH: im followin him fuck you CRONUS: *SIIIIIIIGHS, but follows, too, because what other choice does he have* [Boregard does indeed light the way to the end of the underwater caves, the exit being similar to the entrance, but it's clear he didn't just take them around in a circle or nothing. He loops around to stare at the two with his sweet beady eyes.] MEENAH: *meenah swoops in for the appreciative cuddles* yer the best fish i nebber ate CRONUS: *hey that's my pal too stop hogging him* thanks pal* he decides to swim forward and out the exit, being kinda useful for once, and swims up to the surface* [At the surface, there's another tunnel. Go figure. This tunnel is very dark and the end can't really be seen. BUT HEY WILL THAT REALLY STOP YOU?] CRONUS: *yeah* [Don't get sassy with me.] MEENAH: *time to call it quits* MEENAH: *chill with boregard for the rest of our life* [That wouldn't be so bad I suppose.] CRONUS: *c'mon meenah, you're the brave one here help a brocro out* MEENAH: SURFAC-E!!! [That sure is the surface Meenah.] CRONUS: hey look. *points* another tunnel. MEENAH: *she was shouting commandingly to boregard gosh* .____. [boregard continues to float there looking cute.] MEENAH: *alright fine time to just keep exploring i guess* [PROCEED THROUGH TUNNEL?] CRONUS: *FUNK YEA* [THE TUNNEL LEADS YOU TO YOUR INEVITABLE DEMISE... jk] [TO BE CONTINUED]
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