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[tactical-technopath]

hey dude, i remembered just now that it's your birthday today, so hope you're having a good one. stay chill!

Thanks, kid. My only birthday wish this year is that you buy your own condoms next time.

[tactical-technopath]

[10:25] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 22:25 --

[10:25] TT: Are you still butthurt or should I come again later?

[10:26] AG: Ugh.

[10:26] TT: Is that a yes?

[10:27] AG: Noooooooo, what the fuck do you want.

[10:27] TT: Wow.

[10:27] TT: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

[10:27] TT: Do you even sleep in beds?

[10:28] AG: I actually do sometimes, surprise surprise!

[10:28] TT: Really?

[10:28] TT: I thought you just wrapped yourself up in your web.

[10:28] TT: Is that how you Serkets keep your hair so silky?

[10:30] AG: Only on special occasions.

[10:30] AG: And yeah, jealous?

[10:31] TT: Why would I be jealous of looking like I belong on the bottom of a shoe?

[10:33] TT: I was recently told to beware spiders but here I am taking that risk to branch out to you.

[10:33] TT: This was on the internet so it's obviously true.

[10:33] TT: http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff9a4c5f9dabcefbbc4995c73489aa34/tumblr_mnx3uuHYIT1ri2ctto1_500.jpg

[10:34] TT: You are the girl my mother would have warned me about if I had one.

[10:35] AG: That's surprisingly flattering coming from you.

[10:35] TT: I try.

[10:37] AG: So is there any reason you came to talk to me other than vaguely flirt with me? Which I will have to kindly decline, sorry.

[10:38] TT: I am not even going to apologize for how gay this next sentence is: Honey, you wish I was trying to flirt with you.

[10:38] TT: Is it such a crime to have some extra time on my hands?

[10:39] AG: Yeah, 8ut why ME of all people? I thought you h8ed my fucking guts still.

[10:40] TT: I'm 90% sure everyone else online is pissed at me.

[10:41] TT: I still don't exactly like the idea of warming up to you but I'm not going to be a fucking child about it.

[10:42] TT: Forgive me for trying to not screw things up for once.

[10:44] AG: Hahahaha, wow ok jeeeeeeeez! I get it!

[10:44] AG: We're in the same 8oat here with the whole warming up thing, I guess.

[10:45] TT: Something like that.

[10:49] AG: So uh. I guess I should tell you that all that shit a8out trying to prank Dave that one time is over. We actually kind of got along when we all disappeared into werid-ass dream land.

[10:51] TT: Was that even a real land?

[10:51] TT: I suppose it's good that you don't have a personal vendetta against him anymore, though.

[10:52] AG: No, I dou8t it. 8ut still.

[10:53] TT: Yeah. I get what you mean.

[10:54] AG: Oh come oooooooon, it was never a personal vendetta in the first place! All we were going to do was play a harmless joke on him! He was even going to get a free pizza out of it!

[10:55] TT: Somehow I still don't think it was all that harmless.

[10:55] AG: Dude, he's my 8est friend's m8sprit. I'm not that 8ig of a 8itch, 8elieve it or not.

[10:57] TT: Right.

[10:59] TT: Well this has been...tolerable so far.

[11:01] AG: Yeeeeaaaah........

[11:01] AG: It's not that hard.

[11:03] TT: Somewhat.

[11:07] AG: Soooooooo........

[11:08] AG: Holy shit this is awkward now.

[11:08] TT: Yeah.

[11:08] TT: Good effort for today.

[11:08] TT: That's enough for both of us for the night.

[11:08] TT: Later.

[11:08] AG: Yep ok.

[11:08] AG: 8ye.

[11:08] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 23:08 --

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CTT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board APPLEBEES 2.

CTT: Serket.

CURRENT trojanAbstruse [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTA: 5ecre7 5erke7

CTA: wai7

CTA: 7ha75 7he o7her one

CTT: We need your help with a very serious issue.

CTA: 7he mo57 5eriou5

CTT: The word on the street is that you're the one to go to with these problems.

CURRENT anodyneGuerdon [CAG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAG: I am audi8ly sighing, Strider.

CAG: What is it now?

CTA: ba5ically wha7 we need you 7o do i5

CTA: wa7ch u5 7werk i7 5erke7

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CAG: ........

CTT: Are you treating this like it is not serious?

CTT: I'm offended that you would disregard our feelings so easily.

CTT: What about you Captor?

CTT: How does this make you feel?

CTA: le rage face ac7iva7e

CTA: lol jk

CTA: 7ha75 fucked up 5erke7

CTA: wed wa7ch you 5hake your rump if you needed u5 7o

CAG: I am 8eginning to question how I've managed to grasp onto reality.

CTT: We would be there for you if you needed us.

CTA: wed have your back

CTA: 5ide

CTT: We'd watch your back.

CTA: 5ide

CTT: Well then, Serket?

CAG: ........The two of you may gyr8 however you like without me, thank you.

CTT: That was insensitive of you.

CTA: you hur7 my feeler5

CTT: How are we supposed to know whose ass is superior without an impartial third party?

CTA: how will we know which glu7e i5 7he max

CAG: Okay, Dirk. Humor me for a moment.

CAG: Imagine one of those human inflata8le colored party decor8ions.

CAG: POP!!!!!!!!

CAG: That's you.

CTA: i don7 ge7 i7

CTT: Did you just call me a blow up doll?

CAG: Would you like a visual?

CTT: Ew, no.

CTT: I'm taken, thank you very much.

CTA: prepare 7o ge7 7aken again

CTA: 7o bird 5chool

CTA: which i5 for bird5

CAG: No, no. I'll show you.

CAG: http://insuremekevin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/balloon1.jpg

CAG: http://www.queen-of-theme-party-games.com/images/kids-outdoor-games-for-party-2.jpg

CTT: Are you implying that I become Dave when I die?

CTT: I hate to break it to you, but that is not how human biology works, Serket.

CAG: Are you 8lind? It's orange.

CTT: The second one is red.

CAG: Orange.

CTT: Red.

CAG: Orange.

CTT: I know my colors.

CTT: Are you calling me a liar?

CTA: you 7wo 5hould probably ge7 bu5y

CTA: http://mspaforums.com/image.php?u=1181336&dateline=1371180133

CAG: I 8nt calling you a truther.

CAG: ........Mituna.

CAG: NO.

CTA: 3H43H4H34H3H4H34H3H434

CTT: Captor please.

CTT: Can you not.

CTA: 7oo la7e bromigo

CAG: Strider, a part of me wants to agree with you, 8ut to 8e honest, I'd rather have indigestion than indulge the idea of agreeing with you.

CTA: i75 ge77in black in here

CTA: 5o 7ake off all your clo7he5

CAG: Mituna.

CAG: NO.

CTT: Hang on, obviously you're not going to feel comfortable judging this by yourself, Serket.

CTT: Please hold while I summon an expert.

CAG: Oh dear god.

CAG: Which poor soul have you chosen to suffer this time?

CTT: How dare you call Roxy a poor soul.

CURRENT toastyGrammarian [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTG: wats goin on in here

CTA: yeah

CTA: 5he5 poor and unfor7una7e

CTG: in pain in need??

CTT: Hey Roxy. Long time, no talk.

CTG: yeah hey sup stranger

CAG: I have a strong desire to apologize to you in advance.

CTT: Basically we need you to help us settle something between Captor and me.

CTG: im guessing this is a real good reason to have invited me here

CTG: o rly

CTG: whats that

CTA: ba5ically

CTA: i drop i7 like i75 ho7

CTA: and he drop5 i7 like i75 lukewarm

CTG: HMMMM

CAG: The 8oth of you drop it like it's 8een frozen to the very core.

CTG: LMAO

CTG: SHE JUST FUCKIN BURNED UR ASSES

CTT: And Serket's just being as cold hearted as her twerking.

CTA: coming from 7he ice queen her5elf

CTT: Serket can't twerk it.

CTG: ok but no seriously

CTG: why am i here

CTA: freezerburned

CTT: I just told you.

CTG: ok so whys SHE here

CTT: You weren't online earlier.

CAG: How do *you* know? You've never seen me in action!

CTG: guuhhhh

CTA: you have a5 much rhy7hm a5 a dead guppy 57fu aranea

CTT: Let the big boys handle this one.

CTA: yeah don7 break you back 7rying 7o 7werk i7 7o a wigglerz bop 7rack

CAG: Roxy, to answer your question I don't know why I'm here either.

CTG: real cool

CTA: unlike her

CTA: ehehehe

CTT: Unlike you.

CTA: woah bro

CTG: no i think he had the right idea

CTA: figh7 me irl

CTT: Wow.

CAG: ................................................................

CTA: much 5peechle55

CTA: 5uch fun5uck

CTA: very dork

CTG: lol

CTA: lmao

CTT: Fun sucker makes a comeback.

CTG: so are you guys gonna like make some gifs of your asses or

CTA: fun5ucker 7wo: 7he 5uckening

CAG: I can kill you with my 8rain.

CTG: or we can just diss serket the whole time thats cool too i guess

CTA: if only you had one

CTA: http://www.mommyish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ermergerd-twerk.jpg

CTG: HAHHAHAHhAHAHHAHa fuck

CTT: What the hell.

CTA: http://oxfordstudent.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/twerk-meme-thursdays-1.png

CTG: omg

CTG: no hold on hold on

CTG: i got 1

CTG: http://31.media.tumblr.com/1f7d3653519687274f11fcc07d65cb7a/tumblr_mw9nkj6dFm1r0shcco3_400.gif

CTT: What in the name of nonexistent God would possess someone to use the word "erhmegerd"? 

CTA: omfg lol

CTG: lookit that booty show me the booty

CTA: gimme 7he boo7y i wan7 7he boo7y

CTG: where is the booty i need the booty

CTA: i found aranea when 5he 7rie5 7o 7werk

CTT: I feel like this backfired on me, but I still can't clearly decipher what the actual purpose of this memo was.

CTA: http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/twerking-fail-fall-on-fire.gif

CTA: lmao

CAG: Mituna, I swear on the hairs of my ancestors chest you will receive divine retri8ution-filled comeuppance of a very high degree.

CTG: DAT

CTG: GIRL

CTG: IS ON FIYA

CTT: There is no need to threaten anyone here.

CTA: 7l;dr im a huge fun5ucking 8i7ch 7ha7 dance5 like a 5pa5ming corp5e

CTG: i could think of a few reasons

CTG: but in the name of civility i shall REFRAIN

CAG: Why Mituna, your confession was very warming in the 8lood-pusher.

CTA: you have one of 7ho5e?

CTT: I feel like I have lost control of my life.

CTG: u started this bro

CTT: The longer this goes on the more I regret starting this.

CTA: or do you

CAG: ........Jake informed me a8out the evil side to Twelfth Perigee's Eve.

CAG: He's coming for you, Mituna.

CAG: And he isn't happy.

CTG: he sees u when ur sleepin?

CTA: he know5 when im awake

CTT: He knows when you've been bad or good.

CTG: crepey

CTA: 5o don7 be aranea for goodne55 5ake

CAG: That's it. Stay right where you are.

CTT: Hold the phone.

CTT: That's where I draw the line here.

CAG: I'm on my way to human 8ury you, Captor.

CTA: come a7 me bro!

CTT: Nobody is burying anyone.

CTG: welp

CTG: good job guys

CTA: if i die young

CTT: I quit.

CTA: bury me in chocola7e

CTT: I'm shutting this down before someone actually gets hurt.

CTT ceased responding to memo.

CTA: hold on

CAG: I'll 8ury you in something that LOOKS like chocol8.

CTA: give your finger5 a re57 5erke7

CURRENT tacticalTechnopath [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CTT: The fuck did I just say?

CTA: you know aranea i5 exci7able

CAG: I'm multitasking.

CTA: and her 7hrea75 are emp7y

CTA: mo57ly

CAG: I'm flying over.

CAG: Right

CAG: .

CAG: Now.

CTG: uhhh

CTT: That's enough from both of you.

CTG: well i wouldnt say theyre EMPTY

CTG: considerin

CTG: both of you being both of them right

CTA: i 5aid mo57ly

CAG: HE STARTED IT.

CAG: NO.

CAG: *YOU* STARTED IT.

CTA: woah

CTA: 5he mad

CTG: actually from my point of view u kinda started it

CAG: Well you o8viously weren't present at the 8eginning of this convers8ion, so you have no say in the matter.

CTA: hi55.gif

CTG: u wanna go round two bitch

CTT: Enough.

CAG: I liked it 8etter when you didn't know what you were saying half the time.

CTG: and no i aint BLACK HITTIN ON U

CAG: Get it?

CAG: HALF the time?

CTG: ....

CTT: Serket, you know damn well that we didn't actually mean to infuriate you.

CTT: Captor.

CTT: Chill.

CTT: And Roxy, just ignore her from here on.

CTG: she couldnt hear that thru her BIG BLOATED SMUG HEAD

CTT: Rox.

CTG: dirk

CAG: Squishy human.

CTT: That's enough.

CTG: w/e im done neway

CTT: Thank you.

CTT: Sorry for bothering you.

CAG: Good for you.

CTA: im no7

CAG: Oh, meet a cinder8lock.

CTT: Serket, I am about two seconds away from flying over to your little battleship and kicking your ass so far into space you'll have to call NASA to get you back.

CTA: 1M

CTA: Y0U 5H17DR1LL1NG CUMGUZZL1NG GU773R7R1P3

CTT: This memo is over. Go back to your daily lives and resume your regularly schedules evenings.

CAG: Getting warmer! Almost like how I remem8er!

CTG: wha

CTT: Go the fuck to sleep.

CTT ceased responding to memo.

[tactical-technopath]

[09:30] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering anodyneGuerdon [AG] at 21:30 --

[09:30] TT: Serket.

[09:30] TT: Guess what I learned today.

[09:30] AG: Strider.

[09:30] AG: I'd rather not.

[09:30] TT: Aw, come on.

[09:30] TT: It's a fun guessing game.

[09:31] TT: Your money back if you're not satisfied.

[09:31] AG: If it has anything to do with the other day........

[09:32] AG: You can proceed to constitute that as dissatisfied.

[09:32] TT: First of all, it has nothing to do with that.

[09:32] TT: But this does involve research.

[09:32] TT: It's just not mine.

[09:33] AG: Wonderful. I will also take this moment to emphasize that I am using sarcasm.

[09:35] TT: Something tells me you are not very excited about research for once.

[09:35] TT: That is not very nerdy of you, Serket.

[09:38] TT: Which brings me to my next point: what I learned today.

[09:39] TT: It is a revolutionary discover, really.

[09:39] TT: http://verylittlebird.tumblr.com/post/59034171120

[09:40] AG: The last time you used the word 'research' in a sentence, you sought to collect inform8ion some would deem rather distasteful in nature. In addition, don't let Kankri hear you say that. He would procure a three hour lecture of the detriment stereotypes have on society.

[09:40] TT: Damn, now I have to talk to him.

[09:41] AG: Good luck getting a word in.

[09:41] AG: ........

[09:41] TT: Why so many periods?

[09:41] AG: Have you fallen down a flight of stairs recently?

[09:41] TT: No.

[09:43] AG: Have you received injury to your person?

[09:43] AG: Specifically your cranium?

[09:43] TT: Nope.

[09:43] TT: Have you?

[09:45] AG: No, of course not. I merely ask 8ecause what in the Cardinal Movement possessed to 8elieve that string of nonsense and falsities?

[09:46] TT: It was on the internet.

[09:46] TT: Would you really think someone would post false information there?

[09:46] AG: Joy.

[09:46] TT: What kind of web of lies do you think it is?

[09:46] AG: ::::I

[09:47] TT: Are you not amused?

[09:48] AG: The internet in a collective conglomer8ion of individuals. It would 8e logical to assume that certain individual opinions are incorrect as it is outside the internet.

[09:49] TT: So people on the internet can be liars?

[09:49] TT: How astounding.

[09:49] TT: Hey, Serket. Which one of us do you think would be better off on a trivial game show?

[09:50] AG: I admit it made somewhat of a smile form on my face, 8ut i'm mainly wondering what this has to do with research. Other than your transparent attempt to 8ury yourself under my skin like a suck8east.

[09:50] AG: What does that have to do with anything?

[09:50] TT: It's just a question.

[09:50] TT: Which one of us is more likely to win a game show?

[09:50] AG: I imagine you want me to humor you, so I will.

[09:51] AG: It is all a manner of speaking of what the game requires.

[09:51] TT: Knowledge.

[09:52] AG: Troll knowledge or human knowledge?

[09:52] TT: Either.

[09:52] AG: Me. O8viously.

[09:53] AG: You would forfeit.

[09:53] TT: But you're telling me this on the internet.

[09:53] TT: You lie.

[09:54] TT: But you're being honest with yourself.

[09:54] TT: Therefore people on the internet can be honest.

[09:54] TT: In conclusion: spiders are nerds.

[09:54] AG: I didn't say you would forfeit in your own volition. ::::)

[09:56] TT: Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down.

[09:56] AG: After you gather additional inform8ion, test your hypothesis, record data, and reasona8ly 8ack up your claim, then we can talk a8out the nerdery of spiders.

[09:57] AG: You asked me a question and I answered.

[09:57] TT: Hypothesis: Spiders are nerds.

[09:57] TT: Data: You.

[09:57] TT: Additonal information: The internet.

[09:57] TT: Boom baby.

[09:58] AG: And what of Vriska? Have you had a similar convers8ion with her on how 8ig of a nerd she is?

[09:59] TT: That's classified information.

[09:59] TT: Besides, you're all the data I need.

[10:00] AG: Your research is flawed.

[10:00] AG: Therefore, YOU are flawed. ::::(

[10:02] TT: There's no need to frown about my flaws, Serket.

[10:04] AG: I will frown all I want. It's my face.

[10:04] TT: Don't worry.

[10:04] TT: Some day you won't even notice them.

[10:05] AG: What is that supposed to mean?

[10:05] TT: Everything.

[10:05] TT: And nothing.

[10:05] AG: I took the 88, Strider, now deliver.

[10:06] TT: Maybe I don't want this fish.

[10:06] TT: Maybe it's a little too fresh.

[10:07] AG: Then use your infamous common sense and cast your line in another gill8east catching hole

[10:08] TT: Maybe I will.

[10:09] AG: Fine. ::::/ I've come to the conclusion that this is your reaction due to your own feelings of inadequacy.

[10:10] TT: Excuse you?

[10:10] AG: Am i right?

[10:10] TT: If I wanted a psychoanalysis, I would have just talked to one of the Lalondes.

[10:11] AG: You aren't denying it.

[10:12] TT: I'm not confirming it, either.

[10:13] AG: The average person would deny such an accus8ion.

[10:13] AG: I am correct.

[10:13] TT: You are jumping to conclusions.

[10:13] AG: I am correct, and you are attempting to 8ackpedal.

[10:14] TT: Nope.

[10:14] AG: Yes.

[10:17] TT: Nope.

[10:17] AG: Yes.

[10:17] TT: Hell no.

[10:19] AG: Your attempts at denial serve as a further proof.

[10:20] AG: This is a development I did not expect.

[10:21] TT: I plead the fifth.

[10:24] AG: And I 8eg to differ.

[10:25] TT: You should stop begging.

[10:25] TT: No one likes a beggar.

[10:25] AG: You have dug yourself in a hole so cavernous, Karkat Vantas would 8e impressed.

[10:27] TT: The secret is out, I'm actually a mole.

[10:27] TT: This is my mole cave.

[10:27] TT: No spiders allowed.

[10:29] AG: If that is your decision, as a spider I will spin a we8 over the opening so that you'll never 8e a8le to escape.

[10:29] AG: Too 8ad.

[10:29] AG: So sad.

[10:30] TT: Om nom nom.

[10:30] TT: Did you hear that?

[10:30] TT: That was the sound of me eating the invasive spider.

[10:32] AG: Again with the implic8ions.

[10:32] AG: Arachnopho8ia is nothing to 8e ashamed a8out.

[10:32] TT: It's not so much as arachnophobia as it is just being annoyed.

[10:33] AG: Riiiiiiiight. I am supposed to 8elieve that.

[10:35] TT: I don't see why not.

[10:36] AG: You have no reason to worry. I promise I won't tell. ::::)

[10:37] TT: There is nothing to squeal about in the first place.

[10:38] AG: That's what YOU think.

[10:38] TT: That's a cold hard fact.

[10:39] TT: Only nerds try to bend the truth.

[10:40] AG: And only those with something to hide attempt to conceal it.

[10:42] TT: And only those who keep jumping to conclusions try to make people admit things that aren't even true.

[10:42] TT: Later.

[10:42] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering anodyneGuerdon [AG] at 22:42 --

[10:43] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 22:43 --

[10:43] AG: However........

[10:43] AG: You know I'm right.

[10:43] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 22:43 --

[tactical-technopath]

[11:43] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 23:43 --

[11:44] TT: I need to ask you a question without you going crazy murderer on my ass, okay?

[11:44] AG: No promises, 8ut shoot.

[11:45] TT: What does the term "bucket list" mean to you?

[11:45] AG: Whoa.

[11:45] AG: WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA.

[11:45] TT: That is one intense whoa.

[11:45] AG: Why the FUCK are you asking me a question like THAT!!!!!!!!

[11:46] TT: It's a research project.

[11:46] TT: Relax before you pop a vein and spew blue blood all over the place.

[11:47] AG: You can't go asking a lady a question like that, Dirk!!!!!!!!

[11:47] TT: Are you really a lady?

[11:47] TT: I've heard this thing going around that you guys all have the same junk.

[11:49] TT: Anyways, you didn't answer the first question.

[11:49] TT: That's the only one that matters here.

[11:50] AG: No, I d8dn't!

[11:50] AG: Is there some reas8n why you're asking such f8cking VULGAR questions???????? 8ecause a "research project" sounds l8ke total 8ullshit to me!!!!!!!!

[11:50] TT: You see, that's basically what your dancestor said to me when I asked her, too.

[11:51] TT: I'm sensing a kind of trend going on here with you Serkets.

[11:51] AG: You're ask8ng other people, too?!

[11:51] AG: What the fuck is WRONG with you?!

[11:52] AG: That is pers8nal inform8ion that shouldn't just 8e fucking spread aro8nd, you know!!!!!!!!

[11:56] TT: I told you, it's research.

[11:57] TT: I can't research something without collecting data.

[11:57] AG: Oh yeah? And just wh8t kind of "research" are you f8cking doing this for????????

[12:00] TT: Calm down, there's no need to use quotation marks around the word research.

[12:00] TT: That just makes it seem sketchy.

[12:01] AG: No, the fact that you're asking a question a8out someth8ng so personal and private makes it seem fucking sketchy!

[12:01] TT: So it does mean something to you.

[12:02] AG: Yeah, it does! It means something to all trolls, you fucking idiot!

[12:03] TT: Oh really?

[12:03] AG: Yes!!!!!!!!

[12:08] TT: So what I'm gathering from your response is that this is something offensive.

[12:08] TT: True or false?

[12:10] AG: It's a thing that's not offensive on it's own, 8ut it's something you don't just fucking go around asking other people a8out!

[12:11] AG: I mean all trolls know a8out it and have to do it eventually in their lives, 8ut for fuck's s8ke we don't go around talking a8out it!!!!!!!!

[12:12] AG: We do have SOME decency, despite what you might 8elieve!

[12:12] TT: Hear me out for a second.

[12:12] TT: What if I told you that a bucket list isn't what you think it is.

[12:12] TT: Just think about that.

[12:13] AG: I would say something along the lines of "What the fuck are you talking a8out" and continue to think that you are still 8eing totally insensitive to our culture.

[12:13] AG: So what the fuck are you talking a8out.

[12:14] TT: Have you ever heard the phrase "kicked the bucket"?

[12:14] TT: Basically, when someone kicks the bucket, they die.

[12:14] TT: A bucket list is a list of things someone wants to do before they die.

[12:14] AG: That's stupid, why would you mix those two things.

[12:15] TT: Now who's being insensitive about culture?

[12:15] AG: Uuuuuuuugh.

[12:16] AG: So during this research, have you even found out what that phrase means to us????????

[12:17] TT: Yes.

[12:17] TT: That is literally all I've been trying to ask you.

[12:18] AG: So you KNOW what it means, 8ut you're still going around asking it?!

[12:18] AG: That's sick, dude.

[12:18] TT: Not necessarily.

[12:18] TT: Some people might think of it differently.

[12:18] TT: That's what I'm researching.

[12:19] AG: Ok, yeah. Sure.

[12:19] AG: 8ut it all 8oils down to the same 8asic meaning!

[12:19] TT: Or does it?

[12:19] AG: It DOES!!!!!!!!

[12:22] TT: Does it really?

[12:22] TT: That's stereotyping.

[12:23] AG: Stop trying to fucking twist this!!!!!!!!

[12:24] AG: It 8oils down into a question regarding how our species reproduces, and that's it!!!!!!!!

[12:24] AG: No stereotyping here, wow!!!!!!!!

[12:24] TT: Hmm...

[12:25] TT: You're definitely getting marked in the "Stubborn" category, but congratulations on creating a whole new one.

[12:25] TT: Population: you.

[12:25] TT: For now.

[12:25] TT: Anyways, I've gotta go.

[12:25] AG: Fucking un8elieva8le.

[12:25] TT: Try not to go crazy murderer on me.

[12:25] TT: I actually value my life.

[12:25] AG: Like I said, no promises!

[12:27] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering arachnoGolden [AG] at 00:27 --

[tactical-technopath]

[09:00] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering crioulosTenticle [CT] at 21:00 --

[09:00] TT: I need you to do me a favor.

[09:00] TT: Just answer one simple question for me.

[09:01] TT: And I'll give you something that I heard you're actually probably into.

[09:01] TT: Deal?

[09:01] CT: 8=D < Sounds simple enhoof. What queery do ewe hoof fur me?

[09:01] TT: What does the term "bucket list" mean to you?

[09:02] CT: 8=D < Oh. Oh deer this must be some kind of colturstall udderstamping you're seeking. The topic upon which you nicker is highly... 100d. I will tolerate it, of horse, fur your education.

[09:03] CT: 8=D < A "bucket list" is rude, lowb100d slang fur. Well. A goal, a list of trolls ewe w001d like, in your more physistall quadstamps.

[09:04] TT: So you think it's a list pertaining to sexual activities?

[09:04] CT: 8=D < It w001d be insteed. I am not the most well versed in lowb100d vernacular, but I w001d most certamely hazard that.

[09:05] CT: 8=D < You see "b*ck*t" itself is perprance one of our most sundry elemanets of verbage.

[09:05] TT: Surprisingly, you are the most cooperative person I've asked so far.

[09:05] TT: Good for you, Zahhak.

[09:05] TT: Four for you Zahhak.

[09:05] TT: You go Zahhak.

[09:06] TT: Anyways, I'm a man of my word and now here is my end of the deal.

[09:06] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] sent the file CentaurLoversGetItOn.docx --

[09:06] CT: 8=D < Well maney than%! I hoove been interested in learning about your colture of late, myself. How c001d I deny ewe similar treatmanet, when I will surely soon come to ewe with something similar?

[09:08] TT: If you want to learn a thing or two about my culture, you should watch a certain little show.

[09:08] TT: This show in particular is called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

[09:08] TT: Don't question it, just watch it.

[09:09] CT: 8=D < What an e%traordairy title. How long is this piece? Is it a classicolt elemanet of your colture? It has that appearprance to me.

[09:09] CT: 8=D < Oh? If ewe believe it is worth the watch I requine no further compellprance.

[09:09] TT: I think there are two or three seasons of twenty minute to half hour episodes.

[09:09] TT: Just watch the animated ponies.

[09:10] CT: 8=D < Say no moore! I hoove a special fondness fur the creatures, if ewe were unamare (maney apologies I hoove furgotten the past year in the coma).

[09:10] TT: I have to go now, but I'll be waiting for your feedback of this show when you realize how great it is.

[09:11] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering crioulosTenticle [CT] at 21:11 --

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[07:58] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 19:58 --

[07:59] AG: You 8ellowed?

[07:59] TT: So now you choose to answer me

[07:59] TT: Anyways, I'm doing some research and your input would be pretty helpful.

[07:59] TT: Don't question me until after I question you, okay?

[08:00] TT: What does the term "bucket list" mean to you?

[08:00] AG: I was indisposed at the time, 8ut like you suggested, moving on.

[08:00] AG: Strider what are you implying?!

[08:01] TT: Did I not just say don't question me?

[08:04] TT: Should I just put down your response as "N/A"?

[08:10] AG: Oh, forgive me for *reacting* to a vulgar implic8ion instead of calmly answering your question. I have committed such an atrocity. Send the Pyropes, notify the legislacerators, throw me in the dankest cell!!!!!!!!

[08:11] TT: Right, so, I can put this under the "shocked subjects" category.

[08:11] AG: Damn straight it is!

[08:12] TT: Maybe appalled.

[08:13] AG: Why don't you go stand in line for means of reproduction if you're so interested as to the meaning of '8ucket list'!

[08:14] TT: "Misinterpretation" is a common reaction category here.

[08:14] TT: Besides, if you learned anything about human anatomy, Granger, you'd know that Jake and I can't reproduce together.

[08:15] AG: I do not even want an excuse.

[08:15] AG: You're a Strider.

[08:15] AG: You'll find a way.

[08:15] TT: That's prejudice.

[08:16] AG: You could have taken it as a compliment and infl8d your 8ul8ous cranium to an even more appalling size, 8ut instead you take it as an insult.

[08:17] AG: I can't determine whether you are 8eing sarcastic or not

[08:17] AG: .

[08:17] TT: Most of the time I just assume "You're a Strider" coming from you is an insult.

[08:18] AG: Your genetic si8ling is at least on his 8est 8ehavior the majority of the time.

[08:18] AG: Some of the time.

[08:18] AG: A little more of the time than you.

[08:18] TT: How flattering.

[08:18] AG: You're welcome.

[08:19] TT: You never answered my question, though.

[08:19] TT: What does it mean to you?

[08:21] AG: If you were paying attention, you would discover I've already answered it.

[08:21] TT: Did not.

[08:22] AG: As I said, it is akin to w8ing in line for........to........

[08:22] TT: You just accused me of being vulgar.

[08:22] TT: Are you seriously afraid of saying sexual intercourse?

[08:22] AG: IT'S LIKE W8TING IN LINE TO FILL A 8UCKET!!!!!!!!

[08:22] TT: This is comedy gold.

[08:22] AG: ARE YOU HAPPY, STRIDER?! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!?!

[08:23] TT: I'm delighted right now, thanks.

[08:23] TT: How are you feeling?

[08:23] TT: Want some tea?

[08:23] TT: Cookies?

[08:23] AG: Go away.

[08:23] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:23 --

[08:23] TT: Ouch. That was harsh.

[08:24] AG: You were very deserving of it.

[08:24] TT: You just earned yourself a spot on the "Refuses to Continue Conversation" list.

[08:25] AG: Fantastic!

[08:25] TT: Isn't it?

[08:25] AG: What is even the purpose of your little questionare, do tell.

[08:25] AG: NO.

[08:25] TT: If you were paying attention, Serket, you would see that I already answered this question before you asked me.

[08:25] TT: It is literally in the first two sentences that I said here.

[08:27] AG: What are you even researching?!

[08:27] AG: What is this going to accomplish other than traumatize the people you question?!

[08:28] TT: What was that, AR?

[08:28] TT: It's time to move on?

[08:28] TT: Well, I better go listen to the bane of my existence.

[08:28] TT: Later.

[08:28] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering anodyneGuerdon [AG] at 20:28 --

[08:29] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:29 --

[08:29] AG: Curse you to the darkest dream8u88le in the Furthest Rim.

[08:29] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:29 --

[08:29] TT: Aww, how sweet.

[08:29] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering anodyneGuerdon [AG] at 20:29 --

[08:29] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:29 --

[08:29] AG: Don't you know it.

[08:29] -- anodyneGuerdon [AG] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:29 --

[tactical-technopath]

-- gunghoThanatoid [GT] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 22:38 --

[10:38] GT: First of all, shame on you for leading eridan astray!

[10:38] TT: I didn't do it.

[10:38] GT: He came to me accusing you of conducting affairs, so there is no plausible deniability here!

[10:39] GT: Naturally i defended your honour.

[10:39] GT: But i would refrain from such larks in the future; poor chap cant seem to take a joke!

[10:39] TT: Obviously.

[10:40] TT: Let's be real here, though.

[10:40] TT: If I really was cheating on you, do you think I would go to Ampora of all people?

[10:40] TT: Second, I was just asking him a question.

[10:40] TT: He came up with all the other bullshit on his own.

[10:41] GT: Well thats what i was thinking! Man thought i was coming onto him, in a black fashion, not so long ago.

[10:41] TT: Oh my god.

[10:41] TT: He seriously needs to get a grip on reality.

[10:42] GT: These trolls, they are rather different in a lots of respects, arent they.

[10:42] GT: Speaking of that whole spectrumthough: Were you aware he was hate-courting callie?

[10:42] TT: I didn't have a damn clue until today.

[10:43] GT: Well know you know! But eere you aware of her artistic talents?

[10:44] TT: What.

[10:45] GT: She draws, my good man!

[10:45] GT: Allow me to show you an example.

[10:45] GT: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rzrtRCfj1qefzjvo1_1280.jpg

[10:45] GT: I must admit, it did have me in quite the state of giggles.

[10:47] TT: What.

[10:47] GT: I take it this is the norm for kismesisiwhatchermacallems.

[10:47] TT: She's got skill.

[10:47] GT: She drew it!

[10:47] GT: I know!

[10:47] TT: But why would she draw him like this?

[10:48] GT: Heavens if i know! Maybe hes worn a similar ensemble to one of their hate dates!

[10:48] TT: Oh my god, no.

[10:48] TT: Do not put that horrendous image in my mind, Jake.

[10:48] TT: Do not.

[10:49] GT: Im sorry dirk, i fear it may be too late.

[10:49] GT: I am already awash with a mental image that will take some scrubbing to remove.

[10:49] TT: I think I need to claw my eyes out now.

[10:49] TT: Only that won't help.

[10:50] GT: But i like your peepers!

[10:50] GT: Do leave them be.

[10:50] GT: Maybe if you were to peruse some art of a different subject matter?

[10:50] GT: Some of the classics! Or a good movie even.

[10:51] TT: You're not trying to get me to watch Avatar with you, are you?

[10:53] GT: I am rather easily read sometimes, arent i?

[10:53] TT: Just a bit.

[10:54] TT: Most of the time you're more like a novel that I have to put down every five minutes to question what I'm doing with my life.

[10:54] TT: But then I pick it right back up because there's no other novel I'd rather read.

[10:55] GT: Oh stop, i can barely type for bashfulness with you going on like that.

[10:56] GT: Oh cripes he thinks im gray romancing him now, what do i do?

[10:56] TT: Accuse him of trying to steal someone else's boyfriend and falcon punch him.

[10:58] GT: Its tempting... So far ive only accidentally insulted his own art.

[10:59] GT: http://media.tumblr.com/f47c08d2a23a66f12a7666554654228f/tumblr_inline_mvpzl0MuQn1r78o6e.jpg

[10:59] GT: But look at it!!

[10:59] TT: I'm so proud of you.

[10:59] GT: I cant have him showing that to her, itll only upset her.

[10:59] GT: Pish tosh.

[10:59] TT: That's true. She's too good for this shit.

[11:00] GT: Thats why he thought i wanted to gray him up, because i wouldnt stand for such slander on the character of a dear friend.

[11:00] GT: I guess its something i could do? I dont want her caught up in anything nasty.

[11:01] TT: I see what you mean, but there is something about these troll relationships, or the blackrom ones in particular, that makes them find pleasure in their loathing for each other.

[11:03] GT: I suppose youre right. It just strikes me as odd!

[11:03] GT: Then again, im sure she can decide what she wants for herself.

[11:03] TT: There's no denying it's weird as hell.

[11:04] TT: Just let them know that you'll be there to swoop in and save her from fishdouche whenever she needs it.

[11:05] GT: Right! Ive told him should the need arrise i will be there quick sharpish. And ill talk to her about it too, of course.

[11:06] TT: Good plan.

[11:06] TT: You should get a superhero costume to go with it.

[11:06] TT: Ask Maryam to help you out with that.

[11:06] TT: Or you could just pop up in your god tier outfit.

[11:07] TT: I wouldn't mind that at all.

[11:07] GT: Oh im sure you wouldnt!

[11:08] GT: Ill have you know she and i have had words, and i know how to modify those shorts now!

[11:08] TT: What a shame.

[11:08] TT: I mean...Good for you.

[11:08] GT: Hmpf. There shall be no more captain underpants shenanigans around here, no siree bob.

[11:08] GT: Unless i say so.

[11:09] TT: Captain Underpants was such a hit, though.

[11:10] GT: I never got past the third installment, sadly.

[11:11] GT: In any case im about done trying to explain the subtlties of human humour to him, so i shall be around for a possible avatar viewing before you can say "james cameron"!

[11:12] TT: Fishdick wouldn't be able to recognize a joke if it was dancing nude in front of his face around a stripper pole.

[11:13] GT: Now that it is yet another picture i did not need in my head, thank you, and the need for distraction is doubly dire.

[11:13] GT: Oh my god.

[11:15] TT: See, it's a two way street, Jake.

[11:15] TT: You put a horrid vision in my head and I'll put one in yours.

[11:16] GT: Ah, but an eye for an eye makes the whole world blinded by images of eridan in skimpy attire.

[11:17] GT: But fairs fair, i suppose.

[11:17] TT: Let's just agree to keep each other's eyes shielded from that gruesome sight.

[11:18] GT: I shall make it my most sacred duty.

[11:19] GT: And with that, im on my way!

-- gunghoThanatoid [GT] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 23:19 --

[tactical-technopath]

[09:18] -- covetousArticulator [CA] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 21:18 --

[09:20] TT: So the word on the street is you're just the guy I need to talk to for my research project.

[09:20] TT: I just need you to answer a simple question for me.

[09:20] CA: oh?

[09:20] CA: okay, shoot i guess.

[09:20] TT: What does the term "bucket list" mean to you?

[09:21] CA: ...vweeeeell.

[09:21] TT: Well what?

[09:21] CA: as a humankin, it means something completely different to me than vwhat it vwould if i vwere to ansvwer it as a troll.

[09:22] TT: What.

[09:23] CA: jeez man, its not that hard. i can either ansvwer it in human terms, vwhich is vwhat i prefer, OR i can ansvwer it in troll terms.

[09:23] CA: youre call pal.

[09:23] CA: your*

[09:23] TT: Let's try both.

[09:25] CA: okay so, as a humankin, id tell you that it means a list of things someone needs to do before they die, like a kinda mortality to-do list, dig?

[09:25] CA: but the other.

[09:26] CA: the other is basically the term for my owvn "to-do" list.

[09:26] CA: if you knowv vwhat i mean.

[09:27] TT: Unfortunately.

[09:27] TT: Please tell me you don't actually have a list like that.

[09:28] TT: Hey, aren't you pale dating my ecto-daughter?

[09:28] CA: vwell, not like a physical list. thatd be creey. but a mental list, yeah.

[09:28] CA: and uh.

[09:28] TT: Oh my god.

[09:28] CA: if your ecto-daughter is rose, then yeah.

[09:28] TT: Yeah, that's her.

[09:30] TT: She's not on that list, is she?

[09:30] CA: vwowv no. god no.

[09:31] CA: that quadrant doesnt invwolvwe things like that, are you stupid or something?

[09:31] TT: God damn.

[09:31] TT: Why are all of you trolls so rude?

[09:32] TT: All I want is some data for my research.

[09:32] CA: vwhy are you so ignorant of our culture?

[09:32] CA: oh good, so youre actually trying.

[09:32] TT: Something like that.

[09:33] CA: vwhy the heck do you need to knowv about something so pervwerse vwith us trolls?

[09:33] CA: are you researching for a certain something?

[09:33] TT: Do me a favor and check your watch, okay?

[09:33] TT: Mine says it's time to end this conversation and get back to work.

[09:33] TT: Good plan, right?

[09:33] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 21:33 --

[09:35] -- covetousArticulator [CA] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 21:35 --

[09:35] CA: hey VWAIT, if you need a research partner, i can help you vwith that!

[09:35] TT: Oh really?

[09:35] TT: What makes you think I want a research partner?

[09:36] CA: yeah really. i mean, i can see vwhy youre doing this kind of research, and i can showv you first hand howv us trolls go about vwhat youre asking about.

[09:37] TT: Tempting.

[09:37] TT: But not really.

[09:38] TT: Sorry bro, but I'm going to do this by myself.

[09:39] CA: gah fine, vwhatevwer. like id vwanna do something like that vwith someone like YOU.

[09:39] TT: You literally just offered to be my partner.

[09:39] CA: yeah, but i can do better.

[09:40] TT: Sure.

[09:40] TT: Keep telling yourself that, buddy.

[09:40] CA: i vwill.

[09:40] TT: Four self esteem points for you, Ampora.

[09:40] TT: You go Ampora.

[09:40] CA: thank you.

[09:41] TT: No.

[09:41] TT: Just no.

[09:41] TT: Okay we're done here.

[09:41] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering covetousArticulator [CA] at 21:41 --

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[08:15] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering corpseAnnotator [CA] at 20:15 --

[08:15] TT: Hey.

[08:16] TT: Roxy's probably asked you this before but I have to know.

[08:16] TT: What do you think of the term "bucket list"?

[08:20] CA: wwait wwht

[08:20] CA: the fuck are you gettin at here

[08:20] TT: Have you ever head of a bucket list before?

[08:20] TT: This is for research purposes.

[08:20] CA: are you a fuckin pervvert

[08:20] TT: Work with me, Ampora.

[08:20] TT: No I'm not a pervert.

[08:20] CA: sounds like youre a pervvert

[08:21] TT: Says you.

[08:21] CA: i havve no fuckin clue wwhat a bucket list is but it doesnt sound like anythin i wwanna knoww

[08:21] CA: keep that shit to cro or wwhoevver you heard it from

[08:21] TT: That's basically what Captor told me.

[08:22] TT: Thanks for involuntarily contributing to the data collection.

[08:22] TT: You may now return to whatever weird activities you were previously doing.

[08:22] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering corpseAnnotator [CA] at 20:22 --

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] began pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:25 --

[08:25] CA: wwait no you cant just say somethin wweird an then jet the fuck wwas captor talkin about bucket lists for

[08:25] TT: I asked him, obviously.

[08:26] CA: wwhere did YOU hear this from

[08:26] TT: That doesn't necessarily concern you, does it?

[08:26] CA: youre goddamned right it concerns me you just ASKED me about it

[08:27] TT: Wow, would you look at the time?

[08:27] CA: you are not bailin a second time dirk i wwwant answwers

[08:27] TT: It's about time to go back to minding your business.

[08:27] CA: you MADE this my fuckin business

[08:27] TT: There's actually no need to get so defensive about this.

[08:28] CA: then tell me wwhere you heard it from is there some troll pervvert wwanderin the halls a the palace

[08:28] CA: if there is i gotta knoww about it

[08:28] TT: A bucket list is just a list of things to do before dying that people write for themselves.

[08:28] TT: That's what it is to humans.

[08:28] CA: wwhat

[08:28] CA: thats stupid

[08:28] TT: Have you ever heard the term "kick the bucket"?

[08:29] CA: yeah i havve but im assumin it doesnt mean the same thing to you since you fuckin humans got no goddamned decencey

[08:29] TT: Obviously you don't understand what it means to humans.

[08:29] TT: It means dying.

[08:30] CA: thats also stupid if you kick a bucket you spill the swwill it contains all ovver the goddamned floor that has nothin to do wwith death

[08:31] TT: It's just an old saying humans use.

[08:31] TT: Damn, there is literally no need to take it so seriously.

[08:31] CA: get a neww sayin that ones dirty

[08:32] CA: im tellin jake youre bein offensivve hell deal wwith this shit

[08:32] TT: Maybe we can kick a bucket of our own.

[08:32] CA: NO

[08:32] CA: GOD NO

[08:32] TT: Ahahaha.

[08:32] CA: WWE ARE SPOKEN FOR TROLLS

[08:32] CA: er

[08:32] CA: i am a spoken for troll youre just some ruddy spoken for human

[08:33] CA: im tellin jake you wwere comin onto me too

[08:33] TT: Yes, because I am totally coming on to you, Ampora.

[08:33] CA: he should be awware a your disloyalty

[08:33] TT: I'm swooning with all this dirty talk you're throwing at me.

[08:34] TT: You're one to talk about disloyalty.

[08:34] CA: as flattered as i wwould be this needs to cease an desist noww im not hurtin callie ovver you

[08:34] TT: Tell her I said hi.

[08:34] CA: FUCK you

-- corpseAnnotator [CA] ceased pestering tacticalTechnopath [TT] at 20:34 --

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[11:01] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] began pestering crioulosTenticle [CT] at 23:01 --

[11:01] TT: Just out of curiosity, which Zahhak are you?

[11:01] TT: The one with the arrows or the one with the dick prefix?

[11:02] CT: 8=D < Horuss, the elder... With the face.

[11:02] CT: This is a face! 8=D

[11:02] TT: Right.

[11:02] CT: *8=D <

[11:03] CT: 8=D < And who are ewe?

[11:03] TT: Occurred to you that that face looks like a penis?

[11:03] TT: Dirk Strider.

[11:03] CT: 8=D < Neigh, it certamely doesn't 100k like aneigh fallaces I know.

[11:03] TT: But it does.

[11:04] TT: The eight looks like a pair of testicles fused together.

[11:04] CT: 8=D < I'm giving ewe the benefit of the doubt, I'm actively trying to see it.

[11:04] TT: The equality sign is clearly the shaft.

[11:04] TT: The D is the head.

[11:04] TT: Put them all together and you get a dick.

[11:04] CT: 8=D < Neigh, neigh, you're not seeing it correctly.

[11:05] CT: 8=D < The 8 is my goggles.

[11:05] CT: 8=D < The equal sign is my nose, and the D is my smile.

[11:05] TT: So you just have a big nose.

[11:06] CT: 8=D < I w001dn't say it's notstabley large, but I do hoove a longer face.

[11:07] CT: 8=D < Dirk, I feel I must infurm ewe, seeing as ewe speak so candidly with me, that I acstally hoove no idea who you are.

[11:07] CT: 8=D < My sincerest apologies if I am spurrpost to.

[11:09] TT: Let me try that again.

[11:09] TT: Dirk Strider.

[11:09] TT: The most badass human you will ever meet.

[11:09] TT: Likes robots, puppets, and sick beats.

[11:09] TT: That's all you need to know.

[11:10] CT: 8=D < Sounds like quite the resuneigh! 8=D

[11:10] TT: Do you always do that?

[11:10] TT: That thing with the horse puns?

[11:11] CT: 8=D < Alneighs. Perprance ewe are unamare of the culturstall magnitude of quir%?

[11:11] TT: No, I get what a quirk is.

[11:11] TT: Replacing As with 4s and all that.

[11:11] TT: I'm just curious.

[11:12] CT: 8=D < Yes e%actly. Be as curihorse as ewe like, I'm fairly delighted to hoove the compony, digistall though it neigh be.

[11:12] CT: 8=D < I hoove grown rather bored wandering this castle, and welcome aneigh dickstraction.

[11:13] TT: Dickstraction.

[11:13] CT: 8=D < *distraction... Heh seems ewe hoove seeded the thought in my mind.

[11:15] CT: 8=D < Which reminds me, fur a regal trollian castle, this place shoer does seem to be lacking in the fine arts. I hope Meenah allows me to aid in the destru%ion of the deficit.

[11:15] TT: Wait, what.

[11:16] CT: 8=D < Well, doesn't it? There's marey a spurrtrot nor sculpture in sight.

[11:16] CT: 8=D < Are ewe a fan of the finer arts, Dirk?

[11:16] CT: 8=D < Do ewe not see the great void about us?

[11:18] TT: Did you just-

[11:18] CT: 8=D < 8=?

[11:18] TT: Okay. I think I have had my daily dose of Zahhak for the night.

[11:19] TT: I'll see you around.

[11:19] TT: Try not to get yourself in any trouble.

[11:19] TT: Beware stranger danger.

[11:19] TT: Don't eat food off of toilets.

[11:19] TT: Remember to tip your waitress.

[11:19] TT: Later.

[11:19] -- tacticalTechnopath [TT] ceased pestering crioulosTenticle [CT] at 23:19 --