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fishifishy

Half my English essay is in French.

Wait, what!?

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or that awkward moment when you realize you went from french to english then back to french in one sentence.

fishifishy

it happens way more than I would like to admit

So I got a small Harry Potter tattoo and both my parents are mad/disappointed?

Like I’m 25 and don’t live with them anymore?

#personal #harry potter #harry potter tattoo

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Look it my frans

I did so much adulting this week, it’s kind of gross.

Built a website for my business, investigated how much a business licence would cost, hired multiple hair and makeup artists, had meetings about costume rentals, planned out my studio set-up, found a second-shooter/assistant who is loaning me portable strobe lights for a shoot, booked a portrait session, booked two boudoir models for the fall, booked three bridal models for the winter, cleaned my parent’s house, picked up my grandma from the hospital after her operation, got the coffee ready for tomorrow morning, and made an appointment to fix my phone screen.

I also watered plants, so there’s that.

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awoongi

You cannot stop me.

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Walk away like a BOSS

LMAO

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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Shit my mom tells me

Dye your hair back to your natural colour. The brown is so much better than that red thing you've been doing lately. You need to wear tunic tops to hide your belly. It isn't attractive. You'd be so much prettier if you lost weight. You need to get a better jawline. You'd have more definition of you lost weight. Why aren't you eating as much as usual? It isn't healthy to starve yourself. Are you really going to eat that? Think about what you're eating before you do so. You aren't anxious. Just take a deep breath and deal with it. Why are you crying? Stop that. It isn't ladylike. Just deal with it. I can't talk to you if you're going to act like that. Why can't you be more like HER? SHE'S pretty, SHE has a boyfriend, I like how SHE does HER hair. Did you have to drop out of your program? You need to finish your degree when you get your diploma. You know, it's okay if you want to bring home a girl. Your father and I will accept you no matter who you want to date. Why did you photograph THAT? That's dumb. Get rid of some of your books. God, your room is such a mess. How do you sleep at night. Why do you smell funny? Did you not flip the mattress often enough? Remember, you may be our cellar dweller now, but twenty-four, you're out the door. Have I mentioned that you should lose weight? Boys don't find bigger girls attractive. Ever.

#shit my mom has told me #personal #Renee rants

thoughts-memories

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Tilt-shift photography makes normal photos look like tiny models.

#things to consider for thesis

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roachpatrol

-make at least one dude the holder of the idiot ball. the idiot ball makes a character do the dumbest possible thing in any given situation. this is guaranteed to cause a bunch of problems and be really fun.

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funny story

When I was little my parents used to make jokes about George Bush being a monkey and as a small person I just took their words literally and thought he was in fact a monkey. When I was probably six or so I remember seeing my first picture of him where I then became very confused as to why he was not a monkey. was he a shape shifter? I asked my dad and finally at the age of six I learned the president of the United States was not a monkey. This fact shocks me to this day.

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I want a short story on Fred and George staring at this blank piece of paper and trying to figure out why Filch would label it “Dangerous”. Then I want them going through every possible variation of “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” before actually hitting the right words.

Example: “I promise I’m gonna fuck shit up.”

Mr. Moony would like to ask Messrs. Weasley why they think such foul language is necessary to accomplish mischief.

Mr. Wormtail would like to inform Messrs. Weasley that they are getting warmer.

Mr. Padfoot would like to high five Messrs. Weasley.

Mr. Prongs would like to have a pint with Messrs. Weasley as they seem just like his kind of people. As long as they solemnly swear it.

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i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”