Fishing For CoD

20’s || MDNI Eat, Prey, CoD (Yes, I know it’s supposed to be pray)

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I just couldn’t stop imagining myself in scenarios and after a bit I just kept thinking “Wow so many names that start with J. Jayden, John, John…

…

Jimon Riley.”

[starboye]

imagine having ghost and soap as boyfriends, it's either you get to large but sweet guys who will kill whoever disrespects their lovie or you get to large guys that are trying to rip each others hair out after one eats the others ice cream

soap is always trying to fuck you no matter where you are and you have to get simon to pull him off you just for simon to take his place, cooing how no one will even notice and him and soap can just slip in really quick, you denied for a little but the moment he rubbed his bulge against your ass you were all for it

the was until price caught you three and scolded you but nonetheless you all ended up doing it again, some days after months of being away from you on a mission they come back one of two way; wanting to cuddle you all day and night until death or fuck you until you have their offspring

on this day it was the latter, they wasted no time in taking you to your guys' shared room and plowing you all night long, spurting out all there pent up cum into you until your belly was bulging with cum and putting a butt plug in you

but they couldn't possibly leave you like that so they always either go out and get you some food or try their best to make something at home (which usually ends up in the food being burnt and they go out and get you food) so you spend your night sweaty and barely feeling your legs but at least you have some ice cream and two hot boyfriends by your side

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I have a headcannon that Gaz knows French (I don’t know if he actually does, probably not)

Like, he just learned French in high school, and he keeps practicing and even does Duolingo, but he never uses it

The 141 (except, like, Price) doesn’t know he can speak French until there’s some guy that only knows French that they can’t understand and all of a sudden Gaz is speaking French

[st4rgrl4l1f3]

I honestly feel like Gaz has so many hidden talents he just remembers from when he was younger. Like in third grade he realized he could write with both hands. Or in seventh when he found his passion in cross country running and made it to state finals many times. Junior year when he took a class for sewing and now he helps Ghost when his mask gets torn up, when John has a rip in his shirt, etc etc.

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I have a headcannon that Gaz knows French (I don’t know if he actually does, probably not)

Like, he just learned French in high school, and he keeps practicing and even does Duolingo, but he never uses it

The 141 (except, like, Price) doesn’t know he can speak French until there’s some guy that only knows French that they can’t understand and all of a sudden Gaz is speaking French

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Imagine Soap and Gaz having mandatory movie nights to get Price and Ghost caught up on recent things

Like, Ghost doesn't usually care to watch many movies that aren't, like, random nature documentaries and a few good movies he rewatches, so he doesn't know about many of the things that come out like Inside Out or Inside Out 2, Moana, or any of that

And, yes, specifically kids movies

Soap and Gaz get a good laugh out of forcing Ghost and Price to watch "kids' movies", but they all secretly actually really like them

Price usually reads books and doesn't watch lots of movies, but there's still a few good ones he likes (he got introduced to old westerns a while back, and even though he doesn't always understand the "slang", he still likes their aura or vibe or whatever)

Price is the reason they have closed captions on in every movie (he has hearing problems, not because he's old, but because he's shot one too many guns without headphones)

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I think Soap would be the type of guy to really get into movies, like very emotionally invested in them.

During horror movies he’s leaning forward with wide eyes, completely focused on the screen, muttering commands and please

“C’mon… get up… get up….”

Sometimes he’ll just randomly yell when he gets too excited or frustrated

“RUN, DAMNIT!”

And like when watching sad movies people can swear they hear him sniffling and see remnants of wiped tears

He watched Inside Out and Inside Out 2 and cried during BOTH of them.

“It’s just so sad, though!”, he says when he’s told he’s overreacting (usually by Ghost)

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I can’t decide if Soap would be more the type of guy to really take care of his hair or just not know how to at all and totally neglect it

Like he either has some whole-ass routine that’s very thorough and takes forever (he starts at like 4:00 in the morning and wakes everybody up with his humming or blasting music, either that or listening to some Scottish radio thing idk)

Or he just showers and doesn’t wash his hair, then in the morning he sprays a fuck-ton of hairspray to keep his Mohawk in place

He’s either terrible or extremely thorough it’s one or the other there is no happy medium

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I wonder if Price ever hears random soldiers and such talking about new trends

Like maybe he’ll see a Starbucks cup on somebody’s desk and thinks it’s some new hot thing so he buys himself a Starbucks cup and puts it on his desk

But when people ask about it he just says he took it from the lost and found or something because he’s embarrassed to admit he likes keeping up with “trends” and such

He also tells Laswell about all of these little fads

“All the kids are doing it”, he says

“Even I have one”, he says.

Next time they see each other or whenever he finds a way to glance at her desk, whether that be online or in person, he finds a similar cup on her desk with the same logo.

(Yes, there are Starbucks in the UK, for people who don’t live here. I had to look it up, lol.)

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Soap: Hey, Price. Tried that hair growth trick I mentioned, yet?

Price: Fuck off, MacTaVish.

Soap: Ey, I’m not the one with the receding hairline.

Price: WELL, AT LEAST I DON’T LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY SLAPPED A TURD ON MY HEAD, SPRAY-PAINTED IT TO LOOK LIKE HAIR, AND CALLED IT A DAY!

Soap:

Soap, crying: why would you say something like that

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Harpy!Gaz Headcannon

(@Bluegiragi on Twitter/X is where I first saw Harpy Gaz, go check them out)

I know Gaz isn’t like actually a bird and all that, but y’all know how when you touch a bird’s back it can like feel that way about you or whatever? Well, I was thinking, maybe you would like keep subtly grazing his back, specifically his spine, just barely brushing over his feathers as you reach for him.

It drives him crazy, crazy for you, but he doesn’t even know what you’re doing. He’s so frustrated for absolutely no reason, wondering why he’s so obsessed with you. He just can’t get you out of his head.

Just my own personal little headcannon (though it might not be like “scientifically accurate” to like his species or something, idk).

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Gaz: You shoulda seen us! We were shooting in sync and everything.

Soap: Why were you guys in the sink?

Gaz: What?

Soap: You said you guys were shooting in the sink. Why the sink?

Gaz:

Gaz: Uh-

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Price: So, we ran the numbers-

Soap: Why?

Price: What?

Soap: Why’d you make ‘em run? What’d they do to you?

Price:

Price: Soap-

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AVATAR/PROFILE PICTURE

I MADE MY PROFILE PIC WITH SOMEBODY ELSE’S CHARACTER CREATOR

something about them

Fullbody character creator I don't care what you do with this, editing the final image is fine and even encouraged @SODAPVNK_ on twitter

I recommend checking it out. It’s very awesome 👍🏻