Hot diggity dog

28//exhausted

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

she's trans too.... if you even care...

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

Finally started cleaning up my disaster of an apartment today. It's still a disaster but there's significantly less garbage everywhere. It's only 10am tho so I'll hopefully get even more done.

Being severely depressed really blows.

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

stuck to the bed :/

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

friend is making dinner at their place tonight! this gave me the power to fill another bag with trash and take a shower and put on clean clothes

friends are good :)

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

Finally started cleaning up my disaster of an apartment today. It's still a disaster but there's significantly less garbage everywhere. It's only 10am tho so I'll hopefully get even more done.

Being severely depressed really blows.

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

stuck to the bed :/

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

Finally started cleaning up my disaster of an apartment today. It's still a disaster but there's significantly less garbage everywhere. It's only 10am tho so I'll hopefully get even more done.

Being severely depressed really blows.

[meowlgbt]

doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour

[not-trustworthy]

it’s literally him im crying

[theloopus]

[podencos]

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

[highly-illogical]

captain james t cunt of the mothership enterpussy and his first officer mr. serve

[toudensremade]

The joy this brought me…. Unspeakable

[thealogie]

Loretta Swit, ‘Hot Lips’ Houlihan on ‘MASH,’ Dies at 87

Loretta Swit, who played Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan on seminal TV comedy "MASH," died Friday at her home in New York City. She was 8

Rip to an icon a legend an all time goat

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[charlesoberonn]

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

[kosmogrl]

[stroebe2]

[swarnpert]

she does something to my penis until i react appropriately

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

one thing I really hate about quitting nicotine is when I manage to make it like a week or so without (which is where I'm at currently) my brain will start hitting me with that "oooh it's been so long, next hit is gonna feel soooo good"

like no man fuck off there is no next hit

[fishladyatthegrocerystore]

I got a new tattoo for the first time in years which means I'm now foaming at the mouth for more tattoos and piercings god I hate being poor