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Hi, it's been a long time since I last used this blog, I wonder what to do now

[multicolour-ink-deactivated2026]

The many hairstyles of Link

Long bangs

The curtain

Ruffled bangs

Bleach blonde

That time Link dyed his hair

[goodluckdetective]

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.

“I am not a father,” he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

[fourteenacross]

[the-lusus-naturae]

murder dad and his army of tragic daughters

[hustleinatrap]

This family seems so pure and lovely ❤️ 

I want to see more of Black happiness!

[mysharona1987]

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[docrimesbegay]

Girl: “ugh I was at a gay club and a girl hit on me! it was so gross and uncomfortable!”

Me: 

[igglooaustralia]

I’m Screaming at the fact that they edited the meme 😩

[archcracker]

[pinknegg]

darth papaw made 12 burgers for all 6 rebels

[jaxin88]

#he straight made a hot meal for his future son in law (via tinyconfusion)

[awesome-picz]

[darkspear-dancers]

@neleko WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED WHATEVER FOR A VERY IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN SNOW LEOPARDS BACK TO YOU

[vesdemona]

@varae-ver-you-are

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

*nomf nomf*

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

This is blatant vampire erasure.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Go write a sad poem about it

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

My name is Vlad and wen its nite or wen the wolves art pohsting shite and all discourse haf gon to dogs - i stay up late. i clik ‘reblog’

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[sandandglass]

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e07

[lillyrosaura]

Damn! *Sips my hotass tea*

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Russell Howard is the man

[katiebishop]

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

WHHHHAAAAATTTT

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

“ Triforce of Fabulousness”

[topographygo]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THIS IS SO WILD!!!!!!! But the decorating is what a lot of people are most concerned about so??? But I’m fucking laughing holy shit??

[polistes]

[do-over]

I feel like maybe this might be of interest to some.

[catsof-blog]

PRRRRRRRRRRR-PRRRRRRRRRRRR

[doctorofwhut]

Kitty

[prorevenge]

Thief tried to steal my car...

My first car was a 1984 Jeep CJ7, a pretty sweet ride for a dirt poor teenager in the 90s. I was working midnights at a gas station and loaned it to my brother who was taking a date to a party. I got a call around 1AM from my brother who told me he left the keys in the Jeep and it was stolen. I was devastated. I was still on the phone with my brother when the thieves pulled my Jeep into my gas station to fill up on gas. As luck would have it, the gas gauge on my Jeep was broken and always read “empty”, and I worked at the only 24 hour gas stations in the area. I pressed the silent alarm and… proceeded to fill up my Jeep (it was a full serve station). When the thieves were out of the jeep, I saw an opportunity to slip the key out of this ignition and into my pocket. They paid for the gas, and argued amongst each other who had the keys last. The delay was enough for the police to arrive. I had to explain the story to the officer half a dozen times before he understood. The thieves had this stunned look of disbelief on their faces I’ll never forget. The cops were belly-laughing telling the story to dispatch, all the while the thieves sat in cuffs in the back of the squad car. The story made most of the major newspapers the following day.