fishgirl enthusiast

[Header ID: Pastel rainbow mermaid scales] discord: fishtish

[fishtish]

my close and personal friend gus fring

[bungerc0re]

its not a productive stereotype that all radfems are miserable but it is true which is really funny

[bungerc0re]

trans people on here will be harassed online and on the streets and not be able to get work and still be vivacious and joyous while every single radfem blog is bemoaning how everyone hates them and their beliefs and they can't make friends or relationships. hard not to giggle

[sourcreammachine]

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

[horse-time-babey]

🩵💖🤍💖🩵

This Pride month, Trans joy deserves to be highlighted and celebrated more than ever. We will always be here, and our spirits can never be broken! Happy Pride :)

[fishtish]

One of my favorite pieces of Monster High lore is that Aaron Paul’s wife (Kind Campaign co-founder, Lauren Parsekian) canonically exists in the Monster High universe. Like, she’s in an episode as herself. She voices herself. By association, that would mean Aaron Paul exists in the universe, and by extension, Breaking Bad would exist in the Monster High universe. Barking Bad (they’re werewolves)

[ratfuck]

Walter: Jesse! My cock got caught in my zipper!!

a guinea pig in a petsmart 571 miles away: wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek! wheek!

[catmask]

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

[catmask]

no no please go on. explain to me again. why you find the girl that does arguably less annoying and extremely realistic things for a person in their situation is MORE annoying to you than her guy counterparts. please explain to me why you never talk about her. please explain why even though shes also a main character you couldnt even describe two of her character traits btu you can write an entire essay on why those men suck eachother off. please. come closer. im a normal cat

[catmask]

[catmask]

[fishtish]

[ID 1: An illustration of a cat-like creature sitting on the ground, gripping their legs and grinning painfully. Text next to them reads, "twitch". / End ID]

[ID 2: Tags reading, "#women are always the woman character. men are people". Attached is an illustration of the creature leaning over a table with a cigarette. Their eyes are drooped, and they have a paw covering half of their face. / End ID]

[ID 3: Tags reading, "#yknow #thinking on it? It's. it's because I'm gay #Like I'm still in depth with the female characters but I would rather see guys fucking than girls yknow? #I love the gals but I jusst can't put the same kind of thoughts towards them like that because I am so fucking gay my guy". Attached is the same image from before, but zoomed in on the creature's tired expression. / End ID]

[flandrepudding]

saw some art of braids by @/isaiah78th (twitter and insta) that inspired me to try replicating a similar result with venus 🌷this was surprisingly relaxing and i feel that i learned a lot.

[hotgirlcastiel]

[dykesbat]

[ID: A fake screenshot of Genius lyrics showing a quote from a Taylor Swift song called, Rainbow Dress, that says, “I wanna have straight sex / At the gay pride parade.” End ID.]

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[theotherwesley]

Sometimes you get a fictional character that stays with you for long enough that they become Nursery Real. This is not a new phenomenon; I have no way of proving this, but I imagine this has been happening for as long as people have been telling stories. This relationship is far and away beyond any responsibility of their creator/s (assuming the creator is not yourself), totally independent of their intentions, the same way the person sewing together a toy rabbit for sale, one of a hundred such, isn't necessarily predicting that this one in particular will become someone's most important companion, in joy and in despair. This creation may not even resemble who or what they were when they were a toy-- worn into a new shape from being much beloved-- and as a consequence it becomes much more difficult to share them, because they have become a piece of your heart. (That's alright. Some things can just be for you. Not everything meaningful can be shared.) They have grown up with you as your understanding of what it means to be a person has grown. You can no longer look at them and think: "this character is my favorite part of this story" but "ah, it's you". "To me, you are a person, and I have loved you in every way that one can love." And you know, as you must know, that they exist as an idea-- certainly they cannot take you to the hospital if you fall ill, or do your shopping, or intervene on your behalf during a quarrel you are not present for. But you can nurture each other in a real way, and they can give you strength in a real way; having a relationship with someone who is made of thought is an exploration of vectors of the soul and selfhood and love that I have not yet found to exist anywhere else. Yes, they are an idea, and perhaps when we die and become an idea ourselves, we will meet again in recognition. This isn't your favorite fiction, this is your velveteen rabbit.

[phyaoi]

happy pride let’s all be as gay and annoying as possible🌈🥰🦄✨💕🫧🦋🫶

phyuri at pride requested by @octopusinaskinsuit <33

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[blackforestbride]

my body is a machine that makes headaches

[holdingcaulfields]

i love seeing a word i dont know the meaning of and looking it up ❤️ i love new word ❤️ i love u dictionary ❤️

[setulose]

This is a staunchly pro-bug zone. I may have contentious relationships with the ones that enjoy eating me or my food but that's life baby. The great web...

[bunabi]

I'm so tired of ads that're just an influencer talking to a webcam. Companies wanna do everything but pay for a real commercial. I don't want products sold by Relatable People Like Me I want your corporation to lose seven million dollars on a production crew and a 3D talking dog. Maybe even two 3D talking dogs.