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Writing Lalo requires a permanent open tab of the search “synonyms for smile”, “synonyms for grin”

#lalo salamanca #better call saul #please stop smiling I’m so tired of finding synonyms that don’t sound fanfic-y

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

mrsterlingeverything

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

proxima-bee

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

curseworm

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

curseworm

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men

curseworm

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

curseworm

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

specialshinytrinkets

[ID: a comment by @/owlite, which reads:

this is such a bad take but of course with it being tumblr has no fucking idea how bad it affects men’s mental health. Fuck off with this bullshit and grow up

/endID]

coern

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

birdplushie

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

tiramistical

if i was in one of those nepotism academies where everyone’s the kid of a famous character, i’d be pissed as hell if i wasn’t one of the main ones

like imagine some girl whining about being the evil queen’s daughter while you’re the kid of the guy who sold the bricks to the third little pig

monkeywiki

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

divorce-enjoyer

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

divorce-enjoyer

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

theunfairfolk

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

theunfairfolk

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".