A Communist Puffer-Fish

I'm on the fast track to ride the ride

[abracafockyou-archived]

leliana: *snaps a man’s neck with her thighs*

inquisitor: i’m gonna make her the pope

[reverseracism]

Wild Ride

[geekandmisandry]

Fatal Attraction (1987)

[wetwareproblem]

Fascist: I’m gonna chain myself here until you give me a platform! Twitter: ✔️ Read 5:13 PM

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[hershuargames]

The Legend Begins

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

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I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears

[acutely-autistic]

Babushka

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Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht

[maswartz]

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

[super-saiyan-rose]

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

[w0wls]

Careful or we will get impeached too

[wallnoises]

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week :(

[honeybee-fuzz]

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

[bortoukali]

[teesadutta]

11.30.18

How Barack proposed to Michelle.

[westindianshorty]

I love them so much

[becausebirds]

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

[dollievyxen]

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

[tfortrill]

[bxtchrelax]

I FELT that “biitch”😂

[snowgall]

Post by Michael Carr: twitter.com/MrMike_62/status/931598887986565120

Your friends from the 1960s South said roughly the same when this happened. Don’t let the turbo-lift doors hit you on the way out.

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[azzandra]

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

[trilllizard666]

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

[padmeskywalkers]

oh my god i’m reading rick riordan’s blog post about how much he hates the movies and… dare i say iconic???

[padmeskywalkers]

ok so he lists this one letter in full that he sent to fox after they sent him the script. and he starts by listing about five things he liked about the script (the opening scenes are fine, the gate to camp half-blood looks cool, annabeth physically matches percy as well as intellectually). and then the savagery begins.

he sent them back the entire script covered with notes and offered to completely revise the script for them. they turned him down. he truly tried to save us huh???

[padmeskywalkers]

you guys honestly have to read this for yourselves i’ve only cherry picked a few things there is tons more. he’s never even watched the movies apparently. he went on set one day and came to the understanding that he just wanted to go on with life pretending the movies never existed.

ALSO he apparently has hope for an actually good reboot??? dare we dream???

[squidbroom]

one of my favorite quotes:

When I first read the script I’ll admit I was plunged into despair at just how bad it was. If I were intentionally trying to sabotage this project, I doubt I could have done a better job than this script.

[ariasune]

[shigarakisankles]

me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.