Dagon

Lord of the Files. Master of Torments.

[fishyfiles]

Dagon, Lord of the Files and Master of Torments. Ocean demon. Any pronouns. In love with Michael.

Currently looking after a baby.

Probably working.

[thedemon-crowley]

Who cares about dagon

Stinkiest eel

@fishyfiles you’re irrelevant, apparently.

[fishyfiles]

this person is worse than you. would they like to be acquainted with the business end of a flail at high speed?

[fishyfiles]

i'm gonna be so honest babes i do not trust you to be a bartender you're gonna put antifreeze in people's drinks if you're unattended

why are you allergic to fun, and who says I'm unattended

[fishyfiles]

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I wouldn't say anything's "wrong" with them so much as they're"not into that sort of thing."

[fishyfiles]

A very different Michael, then

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

That's what I thought the moment I heard about you two.

[fishyfiles]

More like the one from ages ago.

[janeway-lover]

So what I'm hearing is...you would just need more time.

[fishyfiles]

Yes.

[fishyfiles]

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I wouldn't say anything's "wrong" with them so much as they're"not into that sort of thing."

[fishyfiles]

A very different Michael, then

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

That's what I thought the moment I heard about you two.

[fishyfiles]

More like the one from ages ago.

[fishyfiles]

*gives you a paintball gun*

*turns it into a real gun*

[fishyfiles]

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I wouldn't say anything's "wrong" with them so much as they're"not into that sort of thing."

[fishyfiles]

A very different Michael, then

[fishyfiles]

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

[lovesickdead666]

Hope they get the cue.

[fishyfiles]

Baby Eric is more competent than the average demon in hell.

[fishyfiles]

Any file organizing tips? For legal reason, this is not a cry for help.

@anthony-j-stands-for-junior

for legal reason this is not a cry for help is... rather suspicious really. Hang on. Crowley? Have you lost your bloody mind?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I've been told the resemblance is uncanny, but I'm still not him.

[fishyfiles]

If you're not Crowley, who are you?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Anthony J. The J stands for Junior.

[fishyfiles]

Anthony J... and you're here for file organising tips?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Are you not the Lord of the Files?

[fishyfiles]

Yes, I am...

are you sure you have no ulterior motives?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Ulterior motives? Such as?

[fishyfiles]

Well... nobody asks me that kind of question. Why are you here?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

In Hell? Seeing what's what, I suppose.

[fishyfiles]

This is Hell, not a tourist attraction.

...organise by subject, not alphabetically.

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

And within subjects? Temporally?

[fishyfiles]

To a point. Then alphabetically, and I do mean by alphabet - Arabic in one section, Greek next to it and so on.

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Huh, supposed I'm not used to that problem.

[fishyfiles]

It's terrible. And as soon as you get used to it they change the letters, so don't get too attached.

[fishyfiles]

Any file organizing tips? For legal reason, this is not a cry for help.

@anthony-j-stands-for-junior

for legal reason this is not a cry for help is... rather suspicious really. Hang on. Crowley? Have you lost your bloody mind?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I've been told the resemblance is uncanny, but I'm still not him.

[fishyfiles]

If you're not Crowley, who are you?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Anthony J. The J stands for Junior.

[fishyfiles]

Anthony J... and you're here for file organising tips?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Are you not the Lord of the Files?

[fishyfiles]

Yes, I am...

are you sure you have no ulterior motives?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Ulterior motives? Such as?

[fishyfiles]

Well... nobody asks me that kind of question. Why are you here?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

In Hell? Seeing what's what, I suppose.

[fishyfiles]

This is Hell, not a tourist attraction.

...organise by subject, not alphabetically.

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

And within subjects? Temporally?

[fishyfiles]

To a point. Then alphabetically, and I do mean by alphabet - Arabic in one section, Greek next to it and so on.

[fishyfiles]

Any file organizing tips? For legal reason, this is not a cry for help.

@anthony-j-stands-for-junior

for legal reason this is not a cry for help is... rather suspicious really. Hang on. Crowley? Have you lost your bloody mind?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I've been told the resemblance is uncanny, but I'm still not him.

[fishyfiles]

If you're not Crowley, who are you?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Anthony J. The J stands for Junior.

[fishyfiles]

Anthony J... and you're here for file organising tips?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Are you not the Lord of the Files?

[fishyfiles]

Yes, I am...

are you sure you have no ulterior motives?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Ulterior motives? Such as?

[fishyfiles]

Well... nobody asks me that kind of question. Why are you here?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

In Hell? Seeing what's what, I suppose.

[fishyfiles]

This is Hell, not a tourist attraction.

...organise by subject, not alphabetically.

[fishyfiles]

Any file organizing tips? For legal reason, this is not a cry for help.

@anthony-j-stands-for-junior

for legal reason this is not a cry for help is... rather suspicious really. Hang on. Crowley? Have you lost your bloody mind?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I've been told the resemblance is uncanny, but I'm still not him.

[fishyfiles]

If you're not Crowley, who are you?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Anthony J. The J stands for Junior.

[fishyfiles]

Anthony J... and you're here for file organising tips?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Are you not the Lord of the Files?

[fishyfiles]

Yes, I am...

are you sure you have no ulterior motives?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Ulterior motives? Such as?

[fishyfiles]

Well... nobody asks me that kind of question. Why are you here?

[fishyfiles]

Any file organizing tips? For legal reason, this is not a cry for help.

@anthony-j-stands-for-junior

for legal reason this is not a cry for help is... rather suspicious really. Hang on. Crowley? Have you lost your bloody mind?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

I've been told the resemblance is uncanny, but I'm still not him.

[fishyfiles]

If you're not Crowley, who are you?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Anthony J. The J stands for Junior.

[fishyfiles]

Anthony J... and you're here for file organising tips?

[anthony-j-stands-for-junior]

Are you not the Lord of the Files?

[fishyfiles]

Yes, I am...

are you sure you have no ulterior motives?

[janeway-lover]

I'd like to state, for the record, that Heaven's security has been updated for quite some time now.

[janeway-lover]

I'd like to state, for the record, that Heaven's security has been updated for quite some time now.