Dagon

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

Isn't that the whole point? What else would I do with it? Invite him to feed the ducks???

Well... you wait, for the ideal moment, you wouldn't want to waste it, and I suppose you could drown him...

That could be a good way to get him out of that damn bookshop....can't really get him in there...

well not in the presence of a vengeful Aziraphale, but psychologically maybe you do want him in the bookshop

oh I can't...get into the bookshop. like physically. yknow the whole "owned by an angel" thing kinda makes it hard to break in, especially without any humans dumb enough to let me in

You've got to disguise yourself and trick them into it. Or at least into getting the door open and then use a flamethrower or something.

the traitors keep seeing through my disguises. I don't know HOW Crowley always knows.

Would a flamethrower work, you think? They did throw an awful lot of fire extinguishers at the disposable one.

Perhaps it wouldn't work if deployed by you.

Alright, let's see how well you do at storming the bookshop then!

Why would I do that? I don't have anything personally against Aziraphale. I'm not interested in storming the bookshop.

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

Isn't that the whole point? What else would I do with it? Invite him to feed the ducks???

Well... you wait, for the ideal moment, you wouldn't want to waste it, and I suppose you could drown him...

That could be a good way to get him out of that damn bookshop....can't really get him in there...

well not in the presence of a vengeful Aziraphale, but psychologically maybe you do want him in the bookshop

oh I can't...get into the bookshop. like physically. yknow the whole "owned by an angel" thing kinda makes it hard to break in, especially without any humans dumb enough to let me in

You've got to disguise yourself and trick them into it. Or at least into getting the door open and then use a flamethrower or something.

the traitors keep seeing through my disguises. I don't know HOW Crowley always knows.

Would a flamethrower work, you think? They did throw an awful lot of fire extinguishers at the disposable one.

Perhaps it wouldn't work if deployed by you.

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

Isn't that the whole point? What else would I do with it? Invite him to feed the ducks???

Well... you wait, for the ideal moment, you wouldn't want to waste it, and I suppose you could drown him...

That could be a good way to get him out of that damn bookshop....can't really get him in there...

well not in the presence of a vengeful Aziraphale, but psychologically maybe you do want him in the bookshop

oh I can't...get into the bookshop. like physically. yknow the whole "owned by an angel" thing kinda makes it hard to break in, especially without any humans dumb enough to let me in

You've got to disguise yourself and trick them into it. Or at least into getting the door open and then use a flamethrower or something.

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

Isn't that the whole point? What else would I do with it? Invite him to feed the ducks???

Well... you wait, for the ideal moment, you wouldn't want to waste it, and I suppose you could drown him...

That could be a good way to get him out of that damn bookshop....can't really get him in there...

well not in the presence of a vengeful Aziraphale, but psychologically maybe you do want him in the bookshop

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

Isn't that the whole point? What else would I do with it? Invite him to feed the ducks???

Well... you wait, for the ideal moment, you wouldn't want to waste it, and I suppose you could drown him...

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

Are not. Answer my question.

That opportunity would be wasted on you. You'd just go and do it now, wouldn't you?

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

How did you get that? I want one.

Have you considered that I'm better than you?

The King has granted you a hit on the traitor Crowley, has she not?

@shax-attacx

This is correct

janeway-lover

Forget The Sound of Music, we're all watching the original Muppets movie.

This had better be Heaven you're referring to.

thedemon-crowley

Who cares about dagon

Stinkiest eel

@fishyfiles you’re irrelevant, apparently.

this person is worse than you. would they like to be acquainted with the business end of a flail at high speed?

i'm gonna be so honest babes i do not trust you to be a bartender you're gonna put antifreeze in people's drinks if you're unattended

why are you allergic to fun, and who says I'm unattended

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

I wouldn't say anything's "wrong" with them so much as they're"not into that sort of thing."

A very different Michael, then

That's what I thought the moment I heard about you two.

More like the one from ages ago.

janeway-lover

So what I'm hearing is...you would just need more time.

Yes.

Here to state that my sibling's been doing some snooping and some research and it seems that the seduction idea might not work on our Michael.

Also, hello again. I'm the eldest of the "kids" Abigail was referring to.

- @anthony-j-stands-for-junior

What's wrong with your Michael?!

I wouldn't say anything's "wrong" with them so much as they're"not into that sort of thing."

A very different Michael, then

That's what I thought the moment I heard about you two.